Chapter 7
"I can't believe he fell for it!" Farrah exclaimed. They retired to Waluigi's bedroom after playing yet another prank on Wario. She rested her head on his chest. "Me and you make a good team!" "I can think of a few other things we'd be good at." Waluigi murmured seductively. "Betcha I can think of more.." She purred back. "Oh really?" He challenged. Farrah slid the covers off of him. "Yeah…I'm pretty sure." Her fingers paced up his chest while her other hand slid down to a bulge in his purple pajama pants and fiddled with the waistband. "Here's one.." She could sense him getting restless. "What you're not scared are you?" He egged. "Scared? Me? Of what, this?" She groped his member through the fabric, smirking at him as she did. She giggled as she ran her fingers along it, causing him to choke up. Her fingers proceeded down his pants. They barely grazed his member before she suddenly took her hand out laughing. "You're just as perverted as your brother!" She accused playfully. "Oh like you're any better, teasing me like that!" He scoffed. "Thanks to you, I'll be dealing with a hard-on for the rest of the night!" He grumbled. "Ya sure about that..?" She grinned mischievously as her hand found its way to his solid length. Waluigi's breaths got heavier. "You seem to be enjoying this if I'm not mistaken, Waluigi." She said innocently while her hand toyed with him. She could already feel his liquids starting down his now throbbing length. She hungrily licked and sucked on his neck. "Waluigi you're so…" She lowered her head to lick his length, moaning slightly as she did. Waluigi gritted his teeth when all of him disappeared in her mouth. His hand snaked down and rubbed her slick opening earning muffled moans of approval from Farrah. She released him for a moment to breathe. Her eyes gazed lustfully at him. "Heh…Get up Waluigi.."
"…get up Waluigi!" Waluigi's eyes flew open. "Get up, we gotta go!" Whyzee said urgently. The two had checked into a small hotel in Skylite Town after leaving Windflow's domain. "Oh…right." Waluigi mumbled as the last of the bittersweet dream escaped him. They left the hotel and continued to the outskirts of Skylite Town. Waluigi paused, his eyes squinting at something of interest behind a tree along a narrow pathway. "Is that…?" He inched toward it. Whyzee growled quietly. "…Farrah's crown?" He said quieter. He held the gleaming crown in his hand. "They must've taken her through here.." Waluigi said. "That has to mean she's somewhere near!" Whyzee said with sudden cheerfulness. "Heh, I bet she's waiting for you right now!" Waluigi smirked. He'd met her, fell for her, and lost her in a little over a week. Definitely a first for someone like him, he thought. "But she made it look so easy." "…Are you even listening?" Whyzee asked irritably. Waluigi suddenly noticed that they'd stopped. Whyzee sighed. "Oh boy, you're hopeless!" He sighed. "I said, be careful on this one." He repeated. "This isn't exactly the safest stage in the area." Nervousness returned to its respectful place in his voice. "Gotcha." Waluigi replied absently as he busily returned to his thoughts.
The two were brought to another two-way path like the one they previously came across. Whyzee chose a path without a trace of the hesitation he showed last time. "Positive." He replied when Waluigi questioned if he was sure. "The next stage is just up ahead." Waluigi followed happy at the thought of possibly being reunited with Farrah again or at least getting closer to finding her. But something bothered him. Deep in his subconscious he could feel something was wrong but…what was it?
The start of the stage came into sight with a small building standing a few meters away from it. They entered the shop after Whyzee convinced Waluigi that it would prove useful. They left the shop with one fire flower each. They stood idly outside of the shop, unsure of what to do next. "So, how do you use these things?" Whyzee asked after failing to come up with an answer himself. "How should I know? Those Mario Brothers are the ones used to using this stuff." "Told ya they would be more cut out for this.." Whyzee mumbled matter-of-factly. "I guess we eat it?" "Worth a try, I guess." Waluigi said. "Okay then. We try it together?" Whyzee suggested. "Whatever." "One..T-two…Three!" Whyzee shoved the flower into his mouth while Waluigi stood watching him for any changes. "I thought…we were doing this…at the same time!" The small creature choked angrily through his words. "Yeah, but it didn't work. I mean, there's no point in wasting two fire flowers, right?" He tapped the flower as he spoke, causing his dark purple overalls to turn white over his light purple undershirt. "Oh whaddya know?" Whyzee left the shop with another fire flower and ran to catch up to Waluigi. He tapped the flower just as Waluigi had and the blue streaks on his face and tail turned a light orange color that blended into red and yellow near the edges. "Here we go, you ready?"
Waluigi quickly dodged a Piranha Plant that snapped violently at his face. The end of the stage gradually came into sight. "Almost done!" Whyzee sighed as he leapt onto a row of blocks. A hint of regret could be heard in his voice. His foot tapped one of the flashing blocks causing a small Bob-omb to pop out from it. The bomb paced up and down the row of blocks until it finally flashed red and exploded. "Wha?" Waluigi looked up towards the explosion. He winced violently as a nearby Piranha plant dug its teeth into his arm. His white overalls flickered until they returned to their original color of dark purple. Waluigi grunted as he drove his fist into the plant's head, causing it to release him and wilt. His glove was ripped and blood trailed along his forearm. Whyzee's head poked out from above the blocks. "What happened?" He asked. "Stupid Piranha plant. No biggie." He said dismissively.
And that's when I saw them. I'd been sitting there tied up all day waiting for those two and they were finally here. At first I was afraid they wouldn't hear me, seeing as how my mouth was covered and I was left behind a few trees in the forest. My captors left me there, apparently waiting for something. But it was Waluigi who heard me. He asked Whyzee if he heard anything as well but he quickly said no. I continued though. I could tell it was bothering Waluigi. He knew something was up, but something was holding him back. Something had to be wrong with him. I just didn't know what. Whyzee seemed a bit off too. I didn't know what they'd just went through, but something bad was about to happen. Waluigi looked extremely pale; like he was sick or something. And Whyzee…he looked like he was miserable or guilty…as if he was about to lose everything dear to him..
Whyzee sighed. He mumbled something. Waluigi applied pressure to his still bleeding wound. "What was that?" He asked weakly. "I said…I'm sorry.." Whyzee's voice was barely audible. Waluigi abruptly fell to the ground, spitting out blood. "Those Piranha plants? They were poisonous." His voice was dutiful yet sympathetic. "I need you out of the picture. I-it's what's best for Farrah…"
He didn't know anything! Waluigi was what was best for me! If you wanted to help me, you never would've let him get poisoned…you'd be helping him right now instead of letting him slip away..! How could he? I repetitively asked that question in my mind. Whoever nabbed me that time was smart enough to put a more powerful netting device on me. The pain was much worse than before. Just to cover that short distance to him would excruciatingly painful. But, hey, when ya love someone ya love someone, right?
Waluigi watched as Farrah crawled her way over to him. He weakly gazed into her eyes. She was shaking severely from the pain and tears were streaming down her face, causing sparks to flare up when they met the netting. But despite all that, she was able to keep that loving gleam in her eyes that he'd come to fall for. Both of their eyes slowly faded. His from the poison. Hers from the pain. Whyzee walked over to Farrah. "Things will go back to the way they used to be, Princess. I promise.."
