A/N: Hello~ Lol, this chapter shall be silly. No, I'm serious! It'll be great. Hehehe...


The Next Day...

Roach still wasn't back and the Ghosts were all freaking out.

"Where the bloody hell did he go?!" Keegan cried, wringing his hands in worry.

"He needs to come back..." Logan whined.

Then they heard the dreaded sound of helicopter rotors overhead.

"Oh no! They're back! What are we gonna do?!" Hesh said, jumping up from the couch.

"We'll tell them Roach went to get some air. He'll be back, don't worry." Merrick said as calmly as he could manage.

They could hear the faint sound of yelling down the hall, presumably John. A door slammed a few moments later and the sound was cut off. Several tense minutes went by, then happy voices gradually moving closer to the rec room appeared. Ghost came into the room first, eyes immediately scanning the room for Roach.

"Hi guys! Where's Roach?" He asked, still looking around.

They just kind of awkwardly stood there, none of them knowing what to say. The rest of the 141 flooded into the room laughing.

"What's wrong with you guys? And where's Roach?" Archer questioned.

Logan rubbed the back of his neck and nervously cleared his throat.

"Roach, he... he uh... He ran off! We're sorry! Hesaidhewasgonnatakeanap, a-and-"

Hesh covered his mouth.

Everyone in the 141 laughed, excluding Ghost, who just looked sad.

"Guys, it's fine. He probably just snuck out to meet a contact. Although when he gets back I'm going to murder him." Price said.

"Yeah, he leaves without saying anything all the time. He won't listen to us when we tell him not to... Maybe we should bring Luke down here to make him behave." Soap suggested.

"Huh... he does listen to him. And he'll want to know that we captured John. I'll call him later." Archer grinned.

"Ummm... is Ghost okay?" Kick asked, pointing behind them.

They turned around to see a very angry Ghost.

"Ghost, chill, he'll be back later." Toad said.

"But I told him not to leave! He's so stubborn." He whined, shaking his head.

"Well you can punch him when he gets back, okay?" Merrick said, giving him a thumbs up.

"So... so you guys aren't mad at us?" Logan asked nervously.

"Nah, he does this all the time. Although I didn't think he'd be heartless enough to scare the shit out of you guys like this. That was just mean." Soap laughed.

"I don't understand how he left without the guards noticing." Hesh scoffed.

"You forget he's the one on the team who goes undercover. This sounds odd, but he knows how to do all kinds of things like makeup and dying his hair to make himself look like a different person. I doubt he dyed his hair or put makeup on, but he could've mimicked one of your voices." Ghost pointed out.

"Where'd he learn to do makeup?" Kick asked while making a face.

"Luke probably taught him, you know how those two are." Toad smiled.

"Oohh, there was this one time when he pretended to be a girl for a bet. It was really weird and creepy, but funny as hell. He went all out too, he shaved his legs, wore a long wig, and wore a bra stuffed with socks to make it look like he had boobs. The worst part was he actually looked like a chick." Archer laughed.

"No he didn't!" Logan said disbelievingly, his eyes wide.

"Yes he did! I told him if he could get a guy to ask him out, I would give him $200! And he won!"

"He really did, we saw it too. We actually didn't recognize him when he came back." Soap said.

"I want to see some proof." Keegan said, still refusing to believe this.

"We don't have any. He wouldn't let us take pictures." Ghost sighed.

"That was definitely the weirdest thing he's ever done." Toad commented.

"No, I wouldn't say-"

Suddenly they heard the door open and light footsteps making their way down the hall. Ghost jumped up and left the room. They waited in silence and a few moments later there was a scream and a dull thud. They could hear a heavy object being dragged... oh God. Ghost walked in backwards a few moments later, dragging a pissed Roach after him by the feet. He clawed at the floor, desperately trying to find something to hold onto. When they passed the door frame he latched onto it and refused to let go.

"Roach. Let go of the fucking door." Ghost snapped, tugging on his leg.

"No! I... will NOT... let go of the... door!" He panted in reply, gripping the door frame harder.

Ghost sighed and attacked his sides, causing him to scream and laugh, but hang onto the door tighter in stubborn retaliation. Everyone else laughed their asses off while watching them. Those two were so ridiculous. After several minutes of this, Roach still refused to let go of the door frame.

"Ghost... I... I don't think he's gonna let go..." Logan choked out through his laughter.

Ghost glared at him.

"Yes he will."

He reached around in front of Roach and grabbed him (if ya know what I mean... hehehe), causing him to give an involuntary yelp of surprise and jump up. He quickly backed away from Ghost and pointed at him with wide eyes.

"Oh my god! Look what you've done! Now I have a fucking boner! This is all your fault!" He yelled, making a face.

The others laughed at his blunt words and Price choked on his drink.

Ghost shrugged.

"Serves you right because you ran away. Speaking of which, where the hell did you go and why?" He questioned.

Roach stubbornly crossed his arms, while squirming uncomfortably.

"Why would I tell you?" He snapped.

"Cause if you don't tell me, you don't get to have your way with John."

"Oh... you got him? Where's Dan?"

"Dan's dead and yes, he's in the back room."

Roach looked nervously in the direction of the room.

"You... you tied him up, didn't you?" He asked fearfully.

They all felt bad when they saw the fear flash through his eyes.

"Yes and before you ask, the door is locked."

"Huh... okay. But I went to meet a contact for some new info on... stuffs."

"Okay. What kind of 'stuffs'?" Ghost prodded.

"Classified stuffs." Roach grinned teasingly.

Ghost glared at him. Roach copied his stance and glared back at him.

When Logan realized this wasn't going to go anywhere, he asked, "Roach, how did you leave the base?"

He looked at him with a smile.

"Because you helped me."

Logan's face contorted in confusion.

"But... but- what? What are you talking about?"

The younger man cleared his throat and said, in a perfect imitation of Logan's voice, "Hesh made me go on a pizza run, so I'll be back in a while."

Everyone burst into fits of laughter, excluding Logan, who just sat there with his mouth open in shock.


A/N: Hehehe, I love Roach and Ghost. They are so adorable together and I SHALL KEEP THEM TOGETHER NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS BECAUSE THEY'RE MYYYY BABIES! Lol, please review! Love you guys! ;D