I added the ending.

News: THIS STORY IS RATED M! Well, it's news to you, isn't it? My story hasn't been quite worthy of its M rating so far. In the next couple of updates, it will transform.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does.

I do not own any Star Wars or any associated quotes.

I do not own Invader Zim.

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"...and that is why The Power of Youth is what?" Guy lectured "Neji?"

"What? Huh?" The Hyuga mumbled as he came out of his sleepy daze. They were in a small, abandoned class room in the academy. Guy had decided that, after a rough training exercise that his team had last night, the thing they needed was a calm, relaxing lecture. The fact was that only Lee had been training last night; Neji and Tenten just had sex. They were up fairly last night, enjoying each other's 'company'. That's why Neji was so tired.

"You were paying attention, weren't you Neji?" Guy accused through clenched teeth. His expression was somewhere between constipation and anger.

"I'm sorry, Guy, but the Power of Youth is ridiculous." Neji said. "Youth isn't even powerful."

"We'll just see about that. Take it off Lee!" Guy shouted.

Lee, being the freak that he was, jumped onto his desk and started stripping to a song that he was singing. "You know you want to touch me, yeah, you know you do. I just want to say I want to . . . touch you too." By this time, Lee was naked and stepping off the desk. "The First Gate: Getting Naked!" the stripper shouted.

Lee jumped onto Tenten and proceeded to rape her. "The Second Gate: Rape!" he moaned.

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"What's wrong, Ino?" Asuma asked as the blond slut stopped sucking him and sat up.

"I sense a disturbance in the force," the whore answered, wide-eyed. "Somewhere, some freak has opened the second gate on one of their teammates."

Asuma, not having the slightest idea what she was talking about, forced her to resume sucking.

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Neji rushed to his girlfriend's rescue, but it was too late. "This is it!" Lee gasped. "The Third Gate: Semen Release!" (A/N: It's funny because the third gate is seimon, gate of life.) Neji forced about 70 of his chakra into Lee's neck as he threw the rapist toward the wall. "I meant the weights!" Guy shouted. Blood exploded from his neck as he collided through a window. They all screamed as it happened. Neji (rage), Tenten (fear), Guy (rage), Ino (pleasure) and Asuma (pleasure).

Lee was dead.

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Guy, being the passionate gay-lover that he was, sent a letter to the Hokage to request a trip to Hell with the Black Ops to get him back. He was sitting under a tree and reading the reply now.

Dear Gay,

I have read your letter and studied the evidence against Rock Lee. I have decided that raping another ninja is too evil to be ignored. You do not have support from the Black Ops. Have a nice day.

-Hokage

Guy crumpled the note and threw at a bird. The bird dived and pecked him for a couple minutes and flew away. That's when Guy realized what he should do. He pulled out his cell-phone and hit a number on speed dial.

"Hello, Mr.Sicala? Yes, I need to speak to James . . . Hello, James? Yes, I need you to gather the you know what and meet me you know where. Oh, and bring your gear." Guy hung up the phone and tucked it into his pocket. Now all he needed was for James to be as gullible as he looked, and the plan would come together perfectly. He may not have support from the Black Ops, but he would have support from the Green Ops.

The Green Ops are a special group. They adhere to very strict and complicated rules. The first was simple, but very disturbing. You had to be a gay boy, between 10 and 18 years old. (A/N: For all of you that know him, Tyler is in this secret organization.) Secondly, you had to be a trained ninja. (A/N: Yes, Tyler's a trained ninja. He's trained in ningu, or ninja tools, though I wouldn't count that as a ninja tool.) The list goes on, but if I tell you, you'll have nightmares. If there was anyone that would help rescue Lee, it was them. After all, Lee was their leader.

As Guy walked home, his mind attempted to work out his plan. He broke the first rule of being a shinobi: Never let down your guard. That's when it happened. The bird came out of nowhere. It swooped down low and an evil ninja squirrel jumped off and landed on Guy. It bit him and stabbed him with its little kunai knife. The damn thing even slapped a letter bomb on a very personal place of Guy's.

By the time the squirrel left, Guy was bruised and bleeding. He staggered into the clearing where he found a group of boys dressed in green spandex. Or rather he saw the group of boys and green spandex on the ground. "All right boys, suit up!" Guy shouted. The command was immediately followed. "Good. Now that I have your attention, we have to rescue Rock Lee. He was killed and sent to Hell. We have to die, rescue Lee, and come back." They all nodded like soldiers. Gay soldiers, definitely, but soldiers nonetheless. All thirty of them slit their throats and died.

Now I'm not insulting Guy's intelligence, but he's a dumb-ass. There's a huge, gaping flaw in his plan. The only reason that the other group could come back was because Naruto can use demonic jutsu. Guy however, can't. So, until further notice, Guy, Lee and the Green Ops will not be in my story. (A/N: You're Welcome.)

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"Can I see her?" Neji asked the receptionist at the hospital. His eyes were wide with worry.

"I've already told you, she's fine. She's just in shock," The ugly, middle-aged woman snapped. "If you want to see her, I suggest you walk up the stairs, walk to room 198, and go in. It's not that complicated."

If Neji wasn't so overprotective and caring, he would have slit that bitch's throat. But fortunately for her, Neji was too concerned for his girlfriend to notice that wench's tone. So instead, he walked up eight flights of stairs and wandered down a seemingly endless hallway to Tenten's room, number 891. He couldn't bring himself to open the door. He couldn't even knock. Instead, he activated his Byakugan and gasped at what he saw beyond the door. "No, no." The Hyuga muttered as he turned away and deactivated his Kekkei Genkai. Tenten was alright, great even. By the looks of it, Naruto was doing alright too.

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"Ooh," Hinata gasped as Naruto applied pressure to her wounded arm. The blood from his hand seeped in through her cut and heated her arm. It was a strange feeling. It burned, yet it was soothing. "Thank you." Hinata said after it stopped. She was fighting Kurenai while Naruto watched. Kiba had disappeared somewhere on an important mission for their sensei.

Kurenai just smiled her fake little smile. The cut wasn't even that deep. 'Just keep your cool.' Kurenai thought to herself. 'If you keep your cool, it will all pay off.'

"Okay, that's enough for now, why don't we all break for lunch?" Naruto and Hinata both nodded and started to walk away. "Just a minute Hinata," Their sensei continued. Hinata winced and turned back. "I'd like you to have lunch with me. I need to talk to you about some private matters."

They all knew what she meant by private. She meant that she didn't want to have lunch with Naruto. What could Hinata do though? Refuse? No, she couldn't just refuse. But she could drop some hints . . . Some obvious hints.

"Um . . . Kurenai-Sensei, I kind of' had plans with Naruto." She muttered lamely. Kurenai's glare was all the reply she needed. She walked over to her sensei and the two of them walked away together.

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Naruto couldn't hate his new sensei more. Not only did she hate him for living, but she also hated him for dating Hinata. He said nothing and walked off in the opposite direction. After about ten minutes, he came to his favorite Raman shop. Who should he run in to but a very pissed Neji?

"Hey, Neji, mind if I sit with you?" Naruto asked. Neji said nothing and Naruto mistook his silence as approval and sat down. "Two please." Naruto called up the bar.

After a moment, Neji spoke. "Is one not enough?" His voice was firm, but shaky.

The blond ninja thought for a moment, slurping his Raman. "No," he answered eventually, "why do you care if I want two? It doesn't concern you."

"It does if the two are my cousin and my girlfriend!" he snapped.

"What?" Naruto asked, confused. He looked from Neji to his Raman and from his Raman to Neji. He was thorough confused.

Neji caught his glance and almost smacked him. "Not the Raman, you idiot, Hinata and Tenten!" He shouted.

"What about them?" Naruto shouted back.

Neji decided that the time for words was over. The ninjas stood up. Neji pulled out two kunai knives and it began. The Hyuga landed two swift swipes over Naruto's chest, which he followed up with a hard strike to the blond ninja's stomach. Naruto went flying from his position and into a wall.

"That's it!" Naruto cried as he stood up. "Art of the Doppelganger!" Instantly the room was full of . . . Nothing. "It didn't work." the demon boy gasped.

"No, it didn't." Neji smirked. "You see, I designed these kunai knives myself. They conduct chakra and magnify it."

Naruto attempted to summon the demon fox's chakra, but a searing pain on his stomach stopped him. He lifted his shirt to see that a star shaped seal had been placed over the existing seal. "No way you're strong enough to preform a sealing jutsu." he said.

"No, I'm not." Neji admitted. "It's just temporary. It'll last a half-hour tops, but that's more than enough time to beat you." With that said, he rushed in with his kunai raised. Now that he mentioned it, they did look different. They were longer and thinner. That was the last thought that Naruto had in that fight, for at that very moment, Neji put a gash in his foe's throat.

The Hyuga left the dying boy on the floor and walked out of the now deserted restaurant. He decided that a walk would be good for him. He couldn't have been more wrong.

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As Neji strolled down the street, he saw some kids dressed like Shino. Seeing it on little kids, well, on them it looked weird. As he walked past them, one turned and spoke to him. His mouth didn't move; his voice seemed to come from his throat. "I wouldn't go that way if I were you." He warned. His voice was like nails on a chalkboard. "It will just get you into more trouble."

Neji ignored the creepy little child and continued on his way. As he walked, he thought about what the kid said. 'No one knows their future, or destiny,' he thought. 'I found that out the hard way.'

Just ahead of him, Hinata and Kurenai finished talking and started walking in different directions. Where Hinata should be walking to but toward Neji? Looks like that kid was right. Neji was too lost in thought to notice her. That is, until they were face to face.

"Oh, Neji, what are you doing here?" She asked, flustered. She still remembered the last time she had to fight Neji. It didn't go well.

"Walking," he snapped coldly. He wasn't actually mad at her or anything, that was just a way to tell himself that he didn't like her. When I say like her, I don't mean as a friend or a sister, no, I mean like her. It's a fact that he'd been struggling with since he beat her in the prelims.

Hinata didn't see it like he did. She thought he hated her for something stupid like branches or Byakugan or something. "Oh," she responded, "I just thought that . . . Well, never mind." She turned to walk away, but a hand on her shoulder stopped her. She turned around and found herself in her cousin's embrace.

"I love you, Hinata." He whispered in her ear.

Hinata was thoroughly confused. Did he hate her, or did he love her? And why was he hugging her? She knew it was wrong. She should be having lunch with her boyfriend right now, and he was her cousin. But it felt so right. 'Maybe this is why Kurenai was talking to me about birth control.' Hinata thought absently.

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"Where am I?" Naruto asked himself as he sat up ". . . The hospital again?" That's when he remembered. He touched his neck and felt a large scab on it. He used all the willpower he had not to peel it off. He left his room and wandered down the hall until he found a door that was cracked slightly. It was room 198. He walked in and saw Tenten sitting stiff on her bed and staring fixedly at the door. "Tenten? Are you alright?" He asked cautiously.

Her eyes snapped to his. "Oh, Naruto, It's just you." She sighed. "But where is Lee? Where's Lee? Did you bring him? You didn't, did you?"

"No," he said as he shook his head. "Lee's dead. Neji killed him." Tenten sighed, laid down, and fell asleep. Naruto just shrugged and silently slipped out of the room.

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(A/N: Okay, this is the best part of the chapter.)

After hours of intense thinking and hard work, Shikamaru invented a remote control. He was now flipping through channels with ease. He found that there were spy cameras all over their villages and was currently watching Gaara.

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There were three ninja from stone pinned down by Gaara's sand. The evil child flipped a coin. "Heads, I kill them, tails, they die." He called. Temari and Kankuro rolled their eyes. It landed on heads. The sand imploded and the three of them exploded. Shikamaru flipped the channel again.

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"Oh look, it's Sasuke and Sakura." He mumbled. "Oh, wow. I wish I never saw that." He flipped the channel again and watched Invader Zim for a while."

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A half hour later, he changed the channel to a camera in The Village Hidden in the Sand. He liked what he saw. More specifically, Temari in the shower.

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"This isn't right." Hinata whispered to Neji. He rolled onto his side to face her. Her Eyes were unfocused; she was lost in thought. She mumbled something inaudible as she put her hand on his chest. His skin was warm to the touch.

"What?" Neji asked quietly.

"I said we can't do this." Hinata repeated as she removed her hand; her eyes were downcast.

Neji gently put his hand on her's. "You know what you want, don't you?" he whispered. "Do you really know what you want?"

She shook her head as tears formed in her eyes. "I don't." She admitted.

Neji gently consoled her for a moment before he spoke again. "Then how do you know that this isn't what you want?"

She shook her head again. "What about Naruto? And Tenten?"

"Tenten and I are over. From the looks of them, It looks like Naruto and Tenten have become great friends." He replied. "He's moved on too."

Hinata cried silently for most of the night, Neji comforting her the whole time.

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Kiba and Akamaru trotted out of room 891 as a puff of signature jutsu smoke cleared. Kiba was laughing wildly. His little dog just looked confused. The boy laughed all the way to Kurenai's house. When he knocked on the door, it opened instantly. His sensei was expecting him.

"Well, how did it go?" The brunette asked him as she gestured him into her home.

"It all went as planed." He replied. "Neji saw exactly what he feared."

"Good, good," Kurenai muttered as she stroked Akamaru absently. "Knowing Neji, he told Hinata, and knowing Hinata, she'll ask me to remove him from our team."

"Or she'll have sex with Neji." Kiba offered quietly.

He regretted saying it, though, when Kurenai's fist collided with his face. "What are you talking about, Kiba?" She shouted, "Hinata's a good girl."

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That's it, chapter 7. Now, I have a very important question for all of you. Did you like how this chapter was written or chapter six? Drugged-up (Ch 6) or more serious (Ch 7)? Your answer will determine how the next chapter will be written. The rest of my chapters will be 2500 words or more. Oh, and all the Ino-ish stuff is over. Maybe it was the fact that Tenten's too traumatized from the Lee incident. . . Or something else. . . Maybe it was the fact that Neji had sex with his cousin. I'm not sure what it was, but it's just way too . . . Weird. Anyway, we're all updating our random stories on Random Day! That's on Dec. 25, tell everyone about it.

Random Thoughts: I miss Colors. He got sent away accidentally.