MA/A: Ha! We forgot the credits! (Ooops.)
The Mighty Authoress: Well… (pant) we forgot (pant) the (pant) credits.
Aang: Why do (pant) we need (pant) those? (pant, pant)
The Mighty Authoress pauses to catch her breath.
The Mighty Authoress: Where's the Co-Author and Zuko?
Aang: Uhh… I think they're burning stuff… they got done WAY before we did.
The Mighty Authoress pokes a sleeping Toph and Katara.
Toph: I didn't do it!
She jumps and breathes out slowly.
Katara: What time is it?
The Mighty Authoress: It's 3:00.
Toph: In the morning?
She plops back on the floor and closes her eyes.
The Mighty Authoress: No, in the afternoon.
Toph opens her eyes.
Katara: Well… we were up all night.
Sokka and Azula open their eyes.
Sokka: Geez… last night was kinda…
Ty Lee and Mai appear in the door way.
Ty Lee: Stupid?
Aang: No it wasn't… we were just over run by hormones and stuff.
The Mighty Authoress: And now The Co-Author and Zuko are… elsewhere.
In Hell:
Lucifer: So… you decided to vacation here?
Zuko: We're both Fire-Benders…
Zuko shrugs.
Gabriel looks at Lucifer, who looks back.
Gabriel: Err…
Lucifer: Whatever… you can kick Faustus out of his cabin.
The Co-Author: WOOT!
The Co-Author grabs Zuko and pulls him to Faustus' cabin. He's kicked out, rubbing his butt when he lands.
Faustus: Ow…
Back at the Apartment:
The Mighty Authoress: Anyway… I'll need help with the credits…
Aang: I'll help!
Credits:
The
Hot Lesbian Couple:
Aang: Was that Toph and Katara or Mai and Ty
Lee?
The Mighty Authoress: Toph and Katara!
Mai and Ty Lee growl at her.
The Mighty Authoress: Uhh…. Mai and Ty Lee?
Toph and Katara growl at her.
Aang: Ummm… The Mighty Authoress and The Co-Author?
The Mighty Authoress and The Co-Author: NO WAY!!
The Mighty Authoress: Fine. Ty Lee, Mai, Toph AND Katara get the Hot Lesbian Couple Award thing.
Sokka: LESBIANISMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
The Hot Gay Couple:
The Mighty Authoress and Toph: ZUKO AND AANG!!!
The Hot Hetero Couple:
Katara: Do we even HAVE any hetero couples?
The Mighty Authoress: I don't remember…
The Mighty Authoress, Aang, Katara, Mai and Ty Lee look at Toph, who shrugs.
Sokka and Azula: IT'S US YOU DOUCHE BAGS!!!
The Mighty Authoress: OH!! Right…
The Best Slash Fangirls:
Aang: Oh, that's Katara, Toph and the Mighty Authoress. Hands down.
The Best Fire-benders:
The Mighty Authoress: Mm… that's Zuko and the Co-Author…
The Avatar:
The Mighty Authoress: …
Sokka: …
Katara: …
Toph: …
Azula: …
Mai: …
Ty
Lee: …
Aang: I'M THE AVATAR!!
The Mighty Authoress: Yeah… my brain's fried from all the sex last night.
Aang: Oh… good point.
The Funniest Person:
Aang: Tie between Sokka and the Authoress…
The Mighty Authoress has found the cactus juice.
The Mighty Authoress: I EXPLODED ON THE TOILET!
Aang: Anyway…
Aang sweatdrops.
Music begins out of no where.
Aang:
You can bet
There's nothin' but net
When I am in a zone and on a roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it's making me lose control
Boys:
Everybody gather 'round
Aang(spoken):
Well if The Mighty Authoress can tell her secret than I can tell mine...I bake
Sokka(spoken):
What?
Aang(spoken):
I love to bake! Strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy
Boys:
Not another sound
Aang(spoken):
Someday I hope to make the perfect creme brulee
Boys:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
Toph:
Look at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occuring
It's a secret I need to share
Girls:
Open up, dig way down deep
Toph(spoken):
Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break!
Mai(spoken):
Is that even legal?
Girls:
Not another peep
Toph(spoken):
It's just dancing. Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.
Girls:
No, no, no, noooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
In Hell:
Lucifer:
Listen well
I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
But I'm ready to let it fly
Hell Folk:
Speak your mind and you'll be heard
Lucifer(spoken):
Alright, if The Mighty Authoress wants to be a singer... then i'm coming clean! I play the cello!
Faustus(spoken):
Awesome!
Beelzebub(spoken):
What is it?
Faustus(spoken):
A saw?
Lucifer(spoken):
No, dude, it's like a giant violin!
Hell Folk:
Not another word
Paris Hilton(spoken):
Do you have to wear a costume?
Lucifer(spoken):
Coat and tie
Hell Folk:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quoooooooo
All:
No, no, no
stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
The Co-Author:
This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not understand
Someting is really
Zuko:
Something's not right
The Co-Author:
Really wrong
Both:
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong
We can do it
Lucifer:
Gotta play
Hell Folk:
Stick with what you know
The Co-Author and Zuko:
We can do it
Toph:
Hip hop hooray
Girls:
She has got to go
The Co-Author and Zuko:
We can do it
Aang:
Creme Brulee
Boys:
Keep your voice down low
Boys, Girls, and Hell Folk (Not Toph, Aang, or Lucifer):
Not another peep
No, not another word
No, not another sound
No
The Co-Author:
Everybody quiet
The Mighty Authoress(spoken):
Why is everybody staring at you?
Katara(spoken):
Not me, you.
The Mighty Authoress(spoken):
Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me! I really can't!
Boys, Girls and Hell Folk (Not Toph, Aang, or Lucifer):
Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no
Sick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, oh no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
stick to the status
Stick to the status quo!
The Mighty Authoress: AND I EXPLODED ON THE TOILET… AGAIN!!!
GRPM/N: Will the Mighty Authoress ever get off of cactus juice? Oh, wait… these were the credits.
The Mighty Authoress: IT'S A GIANT MUSHROOM!! MAYBE'S ITS FRIENDLY!! Friendly Mushroom! Praise the Friendly Mushroom!
Toph: Uhhh… she's not gonna be okay for a while… is she?
The Mighty Authoress: Who lit Toph on fire?
Toph: I guess she'll have to be better for her AU Avatar story… or else.
The Mighty Authoress: The sky looks green… and fat.
All (except The Mighty Authoress, The Co-Author and Zuko (Zuko and the Co-Author are still vacationing in hell.)): (sweatdrop)
