MA/A: Ha! We forgot the credits! (Ooops.)

The Mighty Authoress: Well… (pant) we forgot (pant) the (pant) credits.

Aang: Why do (pant) we need (pant) those? (pant, pant)

The Mighty Authoress pauses to catch her breath.

The Mighty Authoress: Where's the Co-Author and Zuko?

Aang: Uhh… I think they're burning stuff… they got done WAY before we did.

The Mighty Authoress pokes a sleeping Toph and Katara.

Toph: I didn't do it!

She jumps and breathes out slowly.

Katara: What time is it?

The Mighty Authoress: It's 3:00.

Toph: In the morning?

She plops back on the floor and closes her eyes.

The Mighty Authoress: No, in the afternoon.

Toph opens her eyes.

Katara: Well… we were up all night.

Sokka and Azula open their eyes.

Sokka: Geez… last night was kinda…

Ty Lee and Mai appear in the door way.

Ty Lee: Stupid?

Aang: No it wasn't… we were just over run by hormones and stuff.

The Mighty Authoress: And now The Co-Author and Zuko are… elsewhere.

In Hell:

Lucifer: So… you decided to vacation here?

Zuko: We're both Fire-Benders…

Zuko shrugs.

Gabriel looks at Lucifer, who looks back.

Gabriel: Err…

Lucifer: Whatever… you can kick Faustus out of his cabin.

The Co-Author: WOOT!

The Co-Author grabs Zuko and pulls him to Faustus' cabin. He's kicked out, rubbing his butt when he lands.

Faustus: Ow…

Back at the Apartment:

The Mighty Authoress: Anyway… I'll need help with the credits…

Aang: I'll help!

Credits:

The Hot Lesbian Couple:
Aang: Was that Toph and Katara or Mai and Ty Lee?

The Mighty Authoress: Toph and Katara!

Mai and Ty Lee growl at her.

The Mighty Authoress: Uhh…. Mai and Ty Lee?

Toph and Katara growl at her.

Aang: Ummm… The Mighty Authoress and The Co-Author?

The Mighty Authoress and The Co-Author: NO WAY!!

The Mighty Authoress: Fine. Ty Lee, Mai, Toph AND Katara get the Hot Lesbian Couple Award thing.

Sokka: LESBIANISMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

The Hot Gay Couple:

The Mighty Authoress and Toph: ZUKO AND AANG!!!

The Hot Hetero Couple:

Katara: Do we even HAVE any hetero couples?

The Mighty Authoress: I don't remember…

The Mighty Authoress, Aang, Katara, Mai and Ty Lee look at Toph, who shrugs.

Sokka and Azula: IT'S US YOU DOUCHE BAGS!!!

The Mighty Authoress: OH!! Right…

The Best Slash Fangirls:

Aang: Oh, that's Katara, Toph and the Mighty Authoress. Hands down.

The Best Fire-benders:

The Mighty Authoress: Mm… that's Zuko and the Co-Author…

The Avatar:

The Mighty Authoress: …

Sokka: …

Katara: …

Toph: …

Azula: …

Mai: …

Ty Lee: …
Aang: I'M THE AVATAR!!

The Mighty Authoress: Yeah… my brain's fried from all the sex last night.

Aang: Oh… good point.

The Funniest Person:

Aang: Tie between Sokka and the Authoress…

The Mighty Authoress has found the cactus juice.

The Mighty Authoress: I EXPLODED ON THE TOILET!

Aang: Anyway…

Aang sweatdrops.

Music begins out of no where.

Aang:

You can bet

There's nothin' but net

When I am in a zone and on a roll

But I've got a confession

My own secret obsession

And it's making me lose control

Boys:

Everybody gather 'round

Aang(spoken):

Well if The Mighty Authoress can tell her secret than I can tell mine...I bake

Sokka(spoken):

What?

Aang(spoken):

I love to bake! Strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy

Boys:

Not another sound

Aang(spoken):

Someday I hope to make the perfect creme brulee

Boys:

No, no, no, nooooooooooo

No, no, no

Stick to the stuff you know

If you wanna be cool

Follow one simple rule

Don't mess with the flow, no no

Stick to the status quo

Toph:

Look at me

And what do you see

Intelligence beyond compare

But inside I am stirring

Something strange is occuring

It's a secret I need to share

Girls:

Open up, dig way down deep

Toph(spoken):

Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break!

Mai(spoken):

Is that even legal?

Girls:

Not another peep

Toph(spoken):

It's just dancing. Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.

Girls:

No, no, no, noooooooooo

No, no, no

Stick to the stuff you know

It is better by far

To keep things as they are

Don't mess with the flow, no no

Stick to the status quo

In Hell:

Lucifer:

Listen well

I'm ready to tell

About a need that I cannot deny

Dude, there's no explanation

For this awesome sensation

But I'm ready to let it fly

Hell Folk:

Speak your mind and you'll be heard

Lucifer(spoken):

Alright, if The Mighty Authoress wants to be a singer... then i'm coming clean! I play the cello!

Faustus(spoken):

Awesome!

Beelzebub(spoken):

What is it?

Faustus(spoken):

A saw?

Lucifer(spoken):

No, dude, it's like a giant violin!

Hell Folk:

Not another word

Paris Hilton(spoken):

Do you have to wear a costume?

Lucifer(spoken):

Coat and tie

Hell Folk:

No, no, no, nooooooooooo

No, no, no

Stick to the stuff you know

If you wanna be cool

Follow one simple rule

Don't mess with the flow, no no

Stick to the status quoooooooo

All:

No, no, no

stick to the stuff you know

It is better by far

To keep things as they are

Don't mess with the flow, no no

Stick to the status quo

The Co-Author:

This is not what I want

This is not what I planned

And I just gotta say

I do not understand

Someting is really

Zuko:

Something's not right

The Co-Author:

Really wrong

Both:

And we gotta get things

Back where they belong

We can do it

Lucifer:

Gotta play

Hell Folk:

Stick with what you know

The Co-Author and Zuko:

We can do it

Toph:

Hip hop hooray

Girls:

She has got to go

The Co-Author and Zuko:

We can do it

Aang:

Creme Brulee

Boys:

Keep your voice down low

Boys, Girls, and Hell Folk (Not Toph, Aang, or Lucifer):

Not another peep

No, not another word

No, not another sound

No

The Co-Author:

Everybody quiet

The Mighty Authoress(spoken):

Why is everybody staring at you?

Katara(spoken):

Not me, you.

The Mighty Authoress(spoken):

Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me! I really can't!

Boys, Girls and Hell Folk (Not Toph, Aang, or Lucifer):

Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no

Sick to the stuff you know

If you want to be cool

Follow one simple rule

Don't mess with the flow, oh no

Stick to the status quooooooooooooo

No, no, no

Stick to the stuff you know

It is better by far

To keep things as they are

Don't mess with the flow, no no

Stick to the status

stick to the status

Stick to the status quo!

The Mighty Authoress: AND I EXPLODED ON THE TOILET… AGAIN!!!

GRPM/N: Will the Mighty Authoress ever get off of cactus juice? Oh, wait… these were the credits.

The Mighty Authoress: IT'S A GIANT MUSHROOM!! MAYBE'S ITS FRIENDLY!! Friendly Mushroom! Praise the Friendly Mushroom!

Toph: Uhhh… she's not gonna be okay for a while… is she?

The Mighty Authoress: Who lit Toph on fire?

Toph: I guess she'll have to be better for her AU Avatar story… or else.

The Mighty Authoress: The sky looks green… and fat.

All (except The Mighty Authoress, The Co-Author and Zuko (Zuko and the Co-Author are still vacationing in hell.)): (sweatdrop)