(A/N) Thanks for the reviews! So, I hope that this early update will truly show much I appreciate your reviews!
Kinma: Please enjoy, Stacy does not own Naruto.. But.. She does own me, Which is kinda creepy..
Me: ...I know, right? Anyway, This chapter isn't that funny. Just a heads up, lol
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Kinma coughed then wheezed, Causing the member's in the room to look at her. She got caught in a coughing fit, Hunching over.
"Kinma, Are you okay?" Pein questioned, Wondering for his unique chibi rescueie.
"I-I.. jeh. think I caught a ..Ick.. cold" She sniffled and looked sadly upon everyone, Her chibi eyes glistening like puppy dog eyes.
Deidara, Konan and Kisame was inwardly going 'Awwww' "Kakuzu is gone. Sasori, Since you know of poisons and the human organs, You give Kinma a check up" Pein exclaimed, Looking to the puppet.
Sasori frowned deeply as he looked from the leader to Kinma, She started hacking again "Fine, Kinma. Follow me" He left out the door.
Kinma hid her smirk as she followed him.
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They were soon in the check up room, Which looked like a plain hospital room. Kinma sat on the hospital bed and looked to Sasori, He grumbled something as he fiddled around with medical supplies.
Sasori grabbed a popsicle looking like stick (The thing they use to check out throats), Kinma opened her mouth and just as Sasori was close to her face...
"Ah-coo!" Kinma sneezed messily and loudly right in his face. Everything seemed to freeze, Kinma gasped and looked feared at Sasori "Sasori! I'm so sorry!" Then she started coughing.
Sasori wiped mucus from his face with distaste, Even if he couldn't feel it.. It was still disgusting. He decided to skip the throat checking and go to the lung checking.
He looked around for the tool he needed, But couldn't find it. He growled as he looked back to Kinma, He grabbed her arm and pulled her closer to himself.
He laid his ear against her chest and she gasped "AH! SASORI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! HEEEELLLLPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!"
Sasori grunted and stepped back quickly, There was an annoying as hell ring going through his ears. He glared at her dangerously "I'm listening to your lungs, Brat!"
Kinma started laughing nervously "Oh.. Sorry.. Please, Continue" Sasori frowned deeply as he laid his head against her chest once again. Kinma giggled.
Sasori chose to ignore it as he concentrated, But Kinma kept giggling until she was laughing. Sasori's eye twitched "What?!"
"You look hilairous!" Kinma said pointing at his position, Sasori growled as stepped away from her "Ok, Sorry. Continue"
"You're wearing my patience thin" Sasori grumbled as got out a needle, He flicked it as he stared at the clear liquid "Sit still, I nee- Hey.. Kinma, Where'd you go?" Sasori growled looking from the empty bed to around the room.
Kinma hid behind a potted plant "No! Stay away, Those hurt!"
"Kinma.. Stop acting so childish, This is too immature even for you" Sasori took a step towards her, Ignoring her fearful look as he grabbed her arm.
As he pulled her to her feet she screeched, She gripped his arms and ripped from his grip. She ran out screaming.
". . ." Sasori's eye began twitching dangerously "..She took my arms"
Kinma was cackling madly as she stared at the puppet arms she held, Well.. That was another person down. 'Revenge is a dish best served..diced!'
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(A/N) I hope that was hilarious, I thought it was good since Sasori can't feel pain and all.
Kinma: Ehahaha. Revenge is a dish best served.. diced! Ehahaha!!
Me: ..That was kinda corny, But oh well! Please review and thanks for reading.
Kinma: Ha! DICED!! HAHA!!
