Chewbacca snickered loudly.

"You've got it bad for the princess."

"It's got nothing to do with her."

"Go to Tattooine," the Wookiee urged. "Staying for the princess is-"

"Ain't staying for her."

"Pay Jabba first."

"Jabba ain't forgiving me," Han answered. "Might as well stay here."

"Han Solo's courting royalty," Chewbacca chuckled.

"I'm not courting anyone, especially a conceited princess."

"You just give her lovesick looks instead?"

"She wishes."

"She'll need about three years to warm up to you."

"I'm not interested," Han insisted.

"You need a haircut."

"You need to shut up," the captain warned.

"Love makes you cranky."