Chewbacca snickered loudly.
"You've got it bad for the princess."
"It's got nothing to do with her."
"Go to Tattooine," the Wookiee urged. "Staying for the princess is-"
"Ain't staying for her."
"Pay Jabba first."
"Jabba ain't forgiving me," Han answered. "Might as well stay here."
"Han Solo's courting royalty," Chewbacca chuckled.
"I'm not courting anyone, especially a conceited princess."
"You just give her lovesick looks instead?"
"She wishes."
"She'll need about three years to warm up to you."
"I'm not interested," Han insisted.
"You need a haircut."
"You need to shut up," the captain warned.
"Love makes you cranky."
