The Marauders Spell Book Dedications- Mr Moony would like to dedicate this to everyone who has read all this way through the book as they are clearly quite strange to actually read this asterisk pulls confused face asterisk.

The Marauders Spell Book-

Mr Moony would like to point out that he can now not look at Mrs Norris the same way again. She is no longer a sweet little kitty, she is a sex crazed little kitty.

Mr Padfoot is now quite sure that Mrs Norris wants him, despite blatantly being married.

Mr Prongs thinks it is terrible for people to imply that Mrs Norris is a kitty slut. She is a married feline, for Godric's sake.

The Sewer Dweller is wondering who exactly Mrs Norris is married to, and whether or not it was an arranged marriage, which would give her reason to be unhappy and therefore unfaithful.

The Sewer Dweller has never seemed so deep.

Mr Padfoot is for one against arranged marriage, which he will probably be forced into asterisk pushes self off cliff asterisk.

Mr Moony would like to point out that the asterisks may not be used when you are not doing the thing in question.

Mr Padfoot would like Mr Moony to prove that Mr Padfoot has not in fact pushed himself off a cliff.

Mr Prongs wonders how Mr Padfoot is writing if he has fallen off a cliff.

Mr Padfoot cannot write on account of being technically dead.

Mr Padfoot has found a way out of this technically dead situation asterisk comes back to life asterisk.

Mr Moony would like to congratulate Mr Padfoot on his technical return to life, and would like to point out that this is rather like The Little Lord Jesus' Incredible Return To Life.

Mr Padfoot is The Little Lord Jesus.

Mr Moony doubts that Mr Padfoot is The Little Lord Jesus.

Mr Padfoot would like Mr Moony to prove that Mr Padfoot is not The Little Lord Jesus.

The Little Lord Jesus would like to point out that this is identity theft.

Mr Padfoot would like to point out to The Little Lord Jesus that this may be so; however it is good publicity and a great comeback for The Little Lord Jesus.

Mr Prongs agrees, he likes The Little Lord Jesus' work but he hasn't done anything in a while.

The Little Lord Jesus agrees and would like to thank Mr Padfoot *walks back up the stairway to heaven to holy music*

Mr Padfoot cannot believe what just happened. He nearly dropped his frankincense in shock.

The Sewer Dweller believes Mr Padfoot should stop making references to The Little Lord Jesus *steals Mr Padfoots Myrrh*

Mr Prongs has just realized that if Mr Padfoot has frankincense and myrrh he must be The Little Lord Jesus!

Mr Moony agrees.

Mr Padfoot is flattered but actually stole the frankincense and myrrh from The Little Lord Jesus' holy robe pocket when he wasn't looking.

Mr Prongs is now worried that Mr Padfoot is going to endure The Little Lord Jesus' Wrath.

Mr Padfoot would like to enquire as to what The Little Lord Jesus would attack him with?

Mr Moony believes that The Little Lord Jesus rolls with some hard core gangster Angels and that Mr Padfoot should be very afraid.

Mr Padfoot thinks he should give the frankincense and myrrh back, because they are useless anyway. Mr Padfoot doesn't even know what frankincense and myrrh are. Asterisk calls The Little Lord Jesus asterisk.

The Little Lord Jesus and his Holy Robe Pocket are angry at Mr Padfoot for stealing the frankincense and myrrh *steals frankincense and myrrh back from Mr Padfoot*

Mr Padfoot would like to point out that The Little Lord Jesus has just stolen.

Mr Moony is pretty sure that is breaking one of The Ten Commandments.

The Ten Commandments cannot believe that The Little Lord Jesus has broken them *cries*

The Little Lord Jesus' has had enough of Messrs Moony, Padfoot, Prongs and The Sewer Dweller *goes back up to heaven in lift while playing stairway to heaven on his fender*

The Sewer Dweller wonders what happened to the stair case to heaven, as he has never heard of angels descending from the elevator to heaven.

Mr Prongs agrees however elevator to heaven would be a good song, in his opinion, and a less tiring way of heavenly transport.

Mr Padfoot would like to point out that this is quite probably because he set of dung bombs on the stair way as punishment to The Little Lord Jesus for stealing which is not only breaking a law but one of The Ten Commandments.

Mr Moony would like to point out that these are things that Mr Padfoot also did.

Mr Padfoot is pretty sure possession is nine tenths of the law, so Mr Padfoot is technically only one tenth in the wrong, as The Little Lord Jesus now possesses the stolen goods.

Mr Moony would like to point out that this is not technically true. Incidentally, each chapter is supposed to have at least one spell in it, so here is a spell relating to truth.

Priori Incantatem is called the reverse spell effect. It forces the wand to show the last spell the user cast.

The Sewer Dweller does not like this spell, as Mr Padfoot once stole his wand and did mischievous things.

Mr Prongs recalls this and remembers that this spell caused The Sewer Dweller to get into trouble.

Mr Padfoot thinks that The Sewer Dweller mistook The Little Lord Jesus as Mr Padfoot.

The Little Lord Jesus has had quite enough of Mr Padfoot *unleashes hard core gangster angels*

Authors Note- well it is Easter so I did have to include The Little Lord Jesus some nice religion and law lessons included in there. Stealing frankincense and myrrh from The Little Lord Jesus is definitely wrong. As is stealing. All stealing. That included quill stealing antics! However, setting hard core gangster angels on people is wrong, The Little Lord Jesus will call them off promptly as he is holy and good. this was actually not going to be about jesus but it ended up being, i was only starting writing about slash then arranged marraige then rules of the asterisk then rising from dead and thats how you get to Jesus from slash HAPPY RISING FROM THE DEAD LITTLE LORD JESUS!