no flamez i didnt read da books or watch da moviews i jut read ma immorta
"r u gonna kill us?" Velvet asked.
"no y da fuck wuld i do dat? i am goffik 2 an i want 2 join u guyz pluz i herd dere r no peps or posas in hwarts so me and ma deat deelers fot we shuld stay ere."
"u gotta get a cooler name dough." i sad.
"wat do u men i got da coolest name eva!" voldy said.
"it aint goffik so u wiLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... LUCIFER!"
"OMFG UR RITE." Lucifur said. "DAT IS DA CooLEST NAME eVA!" LICIFER an lucian starred dancing wen...
dDAT Suepid (geddut like mary sue WHICH ETERNITY IS NAWT) Fudge guy came. and he didnt even have anny fuckin fudge
"fuk off fudge u dodnt even got cfusdge. ur a hipohcrite." luci killecd wem
"YEAH!" SWE DAMCED/
