once they got back to the dauntless compound, they realized nobody was even there.

"wtf where is everybody." christina said

drew came out of the tattoo parlor, obviously high as fuck, with a joint still in his mouth.

"lol we're all having an orgy in there. i just got a nice cock in me." he said.

"OH MY GOD YES." AL DRAGGED WILL INTO THE THE TATTOO PARLOR.

"drew youre gay?" tris asked.

"no, peter told me to go ride the biggest dick i could find. so i did."

"what's even your deal with him?"

"he has a big cock i want to suck someday."

nobody saw any flaw in seeing drew as a TRUE AND HONEST gaybian.

christina and tris got bored of standing there watching drew smoke his joint and went into the tattoo parlor.

will and al were covered in cum and all of the men in dauntless were having a giant circle jerk around them.

"oh my god that is so hot." drew said. then he slid in next to max and started to masturbate.

"yes yes. penises are so great." will said, taking a big load in the face.

jeanine slinked into the room.

"come suck my pussy gentlemen." she said.

"LOL FUCK YOU EVERYONE IN DAUNTLESS IS GAY NOW." MAX SAID.

"but but i'm not gay..." drew said. peter backhanded him.

"HMM YES STRAIGHT MEN TOTALLY TRY TO TOUCH MY COCK WHEN THEY THINK I'M ASLEEP." PETER SCREAMED.

THEN PETER RAN AT JEANINE.

THEN HE ATE HER OUT.

"OH MY GOD THIS DAUNTLESS CREATURE IS MY NEW SEXY BEAST. COME HERE AND TELL ME YOUR NAME YOU AMAZING SEX GOD." JEANINE SCREAMED.

"I AM PETER, THE FAMED SEX GOD OF THE ERUDITE AND THE DAUNTLESS, AS CROWNED BY THIS LOVELY WOMAN. IT IS AN HONOR TO SUCK MY DICK, MEN AND WOMEN OF ALL AGES." PETER SAID.

"may i suck your dick" drew said

"FUCK YOU PEASANT I AM A SEX GOD." PETER SAID. THEN HE LET DREW SUCK HIS DICK ANYWAY.

al and will came out of the circlejerk covered in cum. they licked it off of each other's bodies.

"mm best day ever." will said. then christina slit her wrists.

"christina dont slit your wrists." tris said. then christina healed herself because she's a ghost.

"ok sorry tris. what if..."

"WE ALL WENT TO WALMART." CHRISTINA SAID.

"OH MY GOD THATS A GREAT PLAN." TRIS SAID.

"but i dont want to go to walmart" al said. "i want to stay here and suck big dicks with will."

"yeah you dumb bitches. go enjoy having ur ugly tits and vaginas somewhere else." will said. then they walked away, speaking spanish.

"Vamos a ir a robar malezas de Drew. Eso sería hilarante, hombre. Entonces lo podríamos violarla cuando nos atrapó!" will said.

"OH MY GOD WILL" AL SCREAMED HAPPILY. THEN HE GRABBED WILL BY THE ASS AND THEY FLEW AWAY.

"NOT SO FAST" TRIS SAID. SHE LAUNCHED BLOOD CLOTS OUT OF HER VAGINA LIKE SPIDERMAN AND PULLED THEM BACK.

"WE'RE GOING TO WALMART WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" THEN THEY KIDNAPPED AL AND WILL AND DRAGGED THEM TO WALMART.