"Wow, Vaati! This is some great cooking!" I said, taking another bite from my omelet. It felt like tons of flavors were bursting in my mouth! "I haven't eaten anything like this!" Vaati turned around from the sink.

"Thanks. I haven't cooked for anyone before." He said and turned back around to resume his dishwashing. I took more bites until I realized I was eating too fast. I chewed slowly and swallowed properly. I don't want Vaati thinking I stuff myself with food every time I eat. Vaati stopped the running water and wiped his hands. "You know, I can make more if you want. I haven't washed the pan yet so I can make more."

"That's alright, thanks though." I said and finished my omelet. "That was so good!" I smiled at him. Now, how am I going to ask him about his parents?... I can't just ask him "Who killed your parents?" and "Why did he kill them?" …Maybe I'll just ask him later. I looked out of the kitchen window. The sun was setting; it had a calming, purplish-orange glow to it. "So, can I see the rest of the house? If you don't mind." I asked.

"Of course." Vaati took my plate and dumped in the sink. We walked into the living room and turned left. If you keep going left, you walk right up the stairs, but to the right of the stairs were two doors; a brown door and a red door. "This is the bathroom." Vaati said. He opened the red door. Inside was a red room with matching red carpets. A porcelain toilet was set in the right corner. At the opposite end was a shower and a huge tub half hidden by red curtains. Right beside the tub was a small window.

"This looks very similar to mine except the tub isn't that big." I added. Vaati closed the door. He faced me and blurted out, "It's peanut butter jelly time!" (1)

"What?" I answered.

"Peanut butter jelly time!" he shouted while grinning. He started swinging his arms back and forth in a dancing matter. "Peanut butter jelly!"

"Why are you suddenly dancing?" I asked.

"I don't know. Put your hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away~" Vaati sang (2). Vaati sings? Vaati motioned his hands as if trying to shoo away someone. "Nodding my head like yeah!" he nodded his head four times. "Moving my hips like yeah!" He raised his arms, grabbing a fistful of his shiny lavender hair, and slowly rotated his hips. Right then and there, I felt like I was going to have a nosebleed. Oh god… That's a major turn on… LINK! Snap out of it! I shook my head, clearing away the perverted thoughts.

"Vaati, what…?" I said, blushing madly. I looked away. All I heard was some random songs emitting from Vaati.

"Stop callin', stop callin'! I don't wanna talk anymore! I left my head and my heart on the dance floor!" Vaati practically yelled (3). Damn, he can sing. He's probably the best singer I've made friends with… It's true because the last time Zelda tried singing, she almost broke my ears. But really, Lady Gaga? My phone started vibrating in my pocket. I quickly pulled it out. Zelda's name was flashing on the outer screen. I pressed 'Send.'

"Hello?" I spoke into the speaker.

"Link?" Zelda asked.

"What now?"

"I forgot to tell you side effects can occur when changing genders, so Vaati can have some problems."

"I am aware of that."

"Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, stop telephoning me!" Vaati continued, bobbing his head up and down causing his hair to fly in different places.

"Is that Vaati?" Zelda questioned.

"Yes, that's Vaati. Now do you mind explaining to me how to control him?"

"You're at his house?"

"Yes. Now explain, damn it."

"Well, I'm not sure how to calm him down… Maybe you have to wait until it wears off." I sighed. That isn't helping. I glanced back to Vaati. He was violently drumming on his old couch sending dust everywhere. He sneezed. Aww, how cute. He looked up and stared at my cell phone. "Link?"

"Hold on, Zel." I said. I quickly hid my phone behind my back. Vaati glared at me.

"Telephone!" Vaati exclaimed, motioning a cell phone with his hands by sticking out his thumb and pinkie.

"Er, no." Thanks a lot, Zelda. Now I have to deal with Vaati's craziness… But, hey, this can be fun. "Zelda, I've got to go."

"Wha-" I pressed 'End.'

"Well, Vaati. It looks like you're under some tough side effects." I told him. Vaati's ears twitched.

"Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna talk anymore." Vaati mumbled.

"Look, Vaati. I know you can understand me, so you should try calming down." He's probably under an effect that makes you sing. That means he's going to have to communicate with different songs. That's too bad; I won't be able to hear his parent's story. "We'll just have to continue your tour next time… How are you feeling, Vaati?"

"I've got a feeling… that tonight's gonna be a good night!" Vaati grinned (4).

"Why?"

"Tonight, Imma fight, 'till we see the sunlight. Tik Tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no!" he sang (5).

"Party?" I said. I sat down on the couch and he plopped down next to me. "Are we going to have some fun tonight?" I asked, raising my eyebrows at him. He blushed and smacked his hand to his head. He quickly stood up and pulled out a piece of paper and pen from his cloak. He scribbled something down and shoved the paper in my face. It read

"Help me! I can't say something normal!"

"You're having trouble with singing?" He shook his head again and scribbled something else.

"We're not going to have fun tonight! And we're not going to have a party! I know that what I'm singing is what's on my mind." He cracked his fingers.

"Ooooooooooooooooohhhh. I guess that makes sense. So you were thinking that tonight is a good night? And you're going to party or something?" He hesitated.

"No. I just think I'm really happy right now." He smiled.

"Why are you happy?" I asked. He quickly covered his mouth, but he started singing again.

"No chance, no way, I won't say I'm in love!" he sang (6), blushing and smacking himself on the cheeks.

"But you just said it when we were outside." I said.

"No, no, no, no, baby, no, no, no, no, don't lieeeeeeee." (7)

"I heard it with my own ears! So you don't like me?" I asked. He scribbled on the paper.

"I do! It's just hard to say it again out loud."

"Then sing it." He looked deep in thought and perked up.

"There's only one thing, two do, those three words, four you. I love you." He sang (8). He slightly blushed and smiled. Ah, so he does love me.

"I'm honored." I said. My phone started to vibrate again. "Hello?" I answered.

"Link, are you okay?" It was mom.

"Yeah, mom. I told you I would be a little late."

"I know, but come home now! It's past 6 already!" I sighed.

"Alright." I ended the call. "Okay, Vaati. Looks like I have to go now." I said, standing up. Vaati looked up at me though sad eyes. "Aww, don't worry. I'll try to visit you often so you won't be lonely. And you still have to show me the rest of your house." I picked up my backpack laying helplessly on the wooden floor. Vaati scribbled down on the paper.

"Could I come over?"

"…Of course. Only if it's cool with Mom. Nayru is a pain in the ass, too. So avoid her at all costs! I hope your side effects wear off by tomorrow." I said, patting his head twice. I walked towards the door and waved bye to him. Once I exited his house, I thought I would be frozen to death by the freakishly cold wind. Ugh.


SE stands for Side Effect.

(1): DL4-Peanut Butter Jelly Time

(2): Miley Cirus-Party in the USA

(3): Lady Gaga-Telephone

(4): Black Eyed Peas-I Gotta Feeling (That tonight's gonna be a good night)

(5): Ke$ha-Tik Tok

(6): Hercules-I Won't Say I'm in Love

(7): Black Eyed Peas-Don't Lie

(8): Plain White T's-1 2 3 4

I think that side effect was a little confusing.

NOTE! I'm going to San Diego for a little vacation time. All I've been thinking about is my fan fiction, and I was really close to updating my other story. But while I'm away, I'm not going to think of anything except having fun. So I'm not going to update often. I'm sorry. Please comment, I would love to hear what you think Again, thank you for reading my fan fiction.