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"Well 'Kaoru' I must admit…even Haruhi didn't screw up on her first day as a host and she's in debt to us."

Kairi was kneeling on the ground and bowing her head, over and over again. "I am terribly sorry!"

Kyoya was writing in his journal on today's record then typed on his calculator. So far Kairi's first day was not as he expected, neither Kairi nor Hikaru knew how to act in front of the guest together, causing Kairi to almost be revealed as a woman and she accidently tripped Haruhi while she was holding a very EXPENSIVE tea set.

"Perhaps we should approach this in a different way." Kyoya explained.

"I probably jumped at this too quickly." Kairi replied. "I'm probably wasn't ready to be a host yet."

"And that is why I am here." Suddenly the lights turned dark and a spotlight shone on Tamaki. "I shall teach you everything there is to know about being a host! You can count on me!"

Kairi groaned that she had to learn from the narcissistic king…what has she gotten herself into?

"Now now Tamaki there's no need to go to ridiculous measures." Kyoya added as he turned on the lights.

Hikaru crossed his arms as he leaned back on the sofa. "I think there should be drastic measures after what she did. This is an expensive uniform and she spilled the afternoon tea all over it."

"I said I was sorry!" Kairi snapped at him. "How many times do I have to say it?!"

Whatever happened to the whole twin love thing that happened when we opened the doors? Haruhi thought.

Kairi got up from the ground and brushed down her pants. "Maybe I didn't think this through enough, I never meant to be any trouble for your club."

"Nonsense!" Tamaki stated. "Instead of acting as two individuals, you should start acting more like twins, sharing your brotherly love together as the Hitachiin brothers! Kyoya did say that the topic 'boys love' is quite popular with the ladies. It can't be that difficult can it?"

Honey-sempai ate a piece of his cake before asking; "But if they are going to do boys love, whose going to be the seme and whose going to be the uke?"

"It's obvious that I should be the seme." Hikaru and Kairi stated at the same time. Then they both glared at each other. "I said I would be the seme." "No I said I will." "I said I will!" "CUT IT OUT!"

Kyoya closed his booklet and pushed his glasses back. "Since Kairi's first day started and ended poorly, she should be the uke in the relationship as a penalty."

Hikaru grinned as Kairi crossed her arms. "Fine! I'll be the uke!"

"Good." Kyoya stated. "I'm pretty sure none of you are experienced in boys love, I might have some ideas on resources we can use. Until Kairi is ready, I will be helping you two along the way."

"Help us? How hard can it be?" Hikaru asked.

4 hours later

Hikaru and Kairi joined Kyoya to his home, no one was home but the servants so it was a good time to watch some of Kyoya's resources….many of which included Jun Jou Romantica, The Royal Fiance, Yellow, and other popular yaoi and shounen ai shows. Hikaru and Kairi were on the couch and were DYING! Not because of men kissing and having sex, they could care less but watching it for four hours straight…can kill anyone. Kyoya didn't mind it as background noise. He was typing away in his other computer the profits the club made today and emailing Tamaki what is recommended they should do tomorrow.

"Kyoya." Hikaru whined. "Can we stop now?"

"Please make it stop. I can't take it anymore" Kairi was hiding her head under the pillow, trying to block the voices of men proclaiming their love for each other. Kyoya smirked at the sight, got up and closed the laptop in front of them.

Kairi looked up and saw that it stopped; she sighed with relief and laid down with the pillow on her face. Hikaru was glad as well and leaned on her, enjoying the momentary silence they were granted. Kyoya chuckled at the sight of the ridiculous twins and removed the pillow from her face.

"Now it's time to practice. Get up."

They both groaned and sat up, facing their shadow king tutor who crossed his arms.

"Now show me what you both have learned."

"We haven't learned anything, Kyoya." Kairi looked to the side. "This was a complete waste of time…I'm not cut out to be a host…or Hikaru's brother." She hung her head with depression as Hikaru looked at him. He then stood on his knees and made Kairi face him.

"This isn't the end. Long have I wanted a sibling and I finally got one. I will not give up on you, do you hear me? You asked me to be with you and I will not go back on my word…Kaoru."

"Hi-Hikaru." Kairi stuttered. "The last thing I wanted was for you to be in trouble on my account, if it were to happen"-

"Then fuck it. I gave my word and I will not leave your side. I promise." Hikaru embraced her strongly which surprised Kairi, but she couldn't help but wrap her arms around him.

Kyoya rubbed his chin; he was actually surprised they caught on pretty quickly. Now how long can they keep this up?

"That was actually pretty good…for the first try."

"Really?" They both looked at him with excitement, how they acted perfectly they will never know. But now they know where to start off at. Kyoya gave them multiple situations and they both acted perfectly with their forbidden love act.

After a few hours, they felt like they were ready for the next day. Though it was really late, Kyoya let them stay with him for the night. Hikaru slept on one couch in his room while Kairi slept in the other next to him, Kyoya's room had a second floor where he slept in his own bed. Kairi couldn't sleep though, even after watching yaoi for 4 hours straight she was still thinking about how Hikaru was acting like a dominate yet passionate brother. She oddly liked the way he was holding her, as if he was protecting her like and older brother or a boyfriend would. Tomorrow they had to do it again and hoped their guests would buy it. But still such acting made her face feel warm. She was never so close to a guy before, she was always closer with girls than with guys.

Sighing, she sat up and saw Hikaru sound asleep on the couch. Randomly she thought, is that how I look like when I sleep? She chuckled and got up to travel to the bathroom. She was blinded for a minute when she turned on the bathroom light. She hated it when that happens.

She turned on the sink and leaned over to wet her face. The cool water felt heavenly on her warm skin! She had nothing to be nervous about, they're just acting right? She turned off the faucet and straightened up to dry her wet face. Suddenly she saw Kyoya and she almost shrieked and turned around.

"Jesus! Kyoya! Don't do that!"

"A little jumpy are we?" Kyoya had a messy bed head and wore a long white sleeve with blue loose pants and was barefooted.

"Who wouldn't be? You came like a ninja." Kairi wiped off the excess water on her arm. "Did I wake you up?"

"No I've been awake for a while."

"Oh."

"You and Hikaru did ok for the first time." He complimented. "Still needs a little work though."

"I know, but I promise, we will get better. Tomorrow will be a piece of cake with everything we reviewed today." Kairi smiled.

"For your sake, it better be." Kyoya's attitude slightly changed.

"Wh-What?"

"Tamaki thought it was a good idea to let you join the club so you and Hikaru can be the Hitachiin brothers. I did the math and like Tamaki, I gave it a shot. But you failed to impress me." He came closer to her and trapped her with his arms on the counter and locked eyes with her. "If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even be given a chance. So if you really want to be in this club, you better be grateful for me. You will act along as if your life depended on it or else, if you and your mistakes bring this club down, I will end you. Are we clear?"

Kairi slightly nodded as she trembled with a little fear. "Ye-Yes."

Kyoya smiled; "Good." He backed off and fixed his glasses. "Good night Kairi." With that, he left the bathroom. Kairi felt her knees go weak and sat on the ground. Now what did she get herself into?

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