Artie!
Sure you don't! What you want me to lie? you have to admit our spawn is adorable... (btw yes it does mean what you think it does!) I'm sorry, but you are so dang cute! (Never.) btw if it's such a problem, then I'll start calling! It's your problem, try making something decent that's not cookies! you also didn't put the love, that's scribbled through! Do you not love me anymore? You seem to be getting mad at me...
You're not going to force me to eat you food as punishment are you? I'll die!
( Not until you say it back.)
Love, with awesome heroic-ness,
Alfred F. Jones
P.S. you are sooo mean to me Artie!
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Alfred;
I don't. Seriously. No, I don't want you to lie, that's the point. (Ignoring...ignoring...) Stop. It. How about you just stop coming over at all and let me [strike]drink myself into oblivion[/strike] embroider in peace? That's it, never feeding you ever again. (Ignoring x 3)
You're a bloody git,
Arthur Kirkland
P.S. Stop being an idiot then!
