Jasper's POV:

"We should go unpack." Alice said to Rosalie and Bella, who nodded and quickly followed her upstairs quietly.

"Maybe that wasn't such a good idea." Emmett frowned

"Wimp." I fake coughed

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!" Emmett growled "Damn it!" HA!

"Come on," I playfully punched his shoulder "what could they possibly do to us?"

"Do we reeeeeeeeeeeally have to answer that?" Edward asked

"No."

He grimaced, before walking into the kitchen to open the refrigerator

"Way to be a party pooper, Jazz. Where's the alcohol?" Edward frowned

"It has to be there somewhere."

"Nope. Empty."

"You're kidding, right?" I stood up and made my way to the kitchen. Edward was holding the refrigerator door wide open. Man, the boy wasn't fooling, it was empty. Only meet, vegetables, froths and pudding. Like I said empty.

"Wow…your parents really don't trust you being home alone, huh?" he chuckled

"Please. Remember last year when your parents left for their second honeymoon to Paris? They barricaded the whole basement." I teased

"Pft… Pha… details, details…" he scratched the back of his neck nervously

"Do you think they saw them?" Emmett suddenly asked

"WHITLOCK GET YOUR SORRY ASS UP HERE NOW!" A squeaky voice yelled. Alice

That's what she gets for messing with Jasper Whitlock…

"Does that answer your question?" I laughed

Not longer we began hearing fast footsteps, yelling, screaming in horror

"GET AWAY FROM ME!" This time was Rosalie

"We better go, before they bring the house down." Edward chuckled.

We stood up and walked to where the noise was coming from. My room.

"What do you want from me?" Alice demanded to know from someone or something.

"I told you these abominable little reptiles would conquer the world and you just laughed! Well who's laughing now?" Rosalie shrieked

"Clearly not you." I chuckled darkly, when we entered

I looked around the room. The rats were guarding the girls. Rosalie and Bella were up on my desk and Alice was on my nightstand. The tarantula was on my bed, on the pillows.

"Aw, come here baby," I walked toward the bed and picked up my pet spider and started massaging its back with slow circles "did the big bad girls scare you?"

"It's yours?" Alice asked

"Oh, silly me, I forgot to mention… my parents bought me a pet."

"That is not a pet! That is a freakishly large, ugly, black, hairy, poison spider!" Alice squeaked

"Shush!" I whispered harshly "You are hurting her feelings."

"Her?" Bella asked

"Gals meet Cassandra. Or like I prefer to call her Cassie," I grinned "do you want to touch her?" I started walking slowly toward Alice

"Take one more step and I swear to God I'll rip your dolls heads off without a second though!" Alice warned, quickly jumping off the nightstand, tip toying to the top raft to grad two of my action figures

"Drop the action figures and everything is going to be alright…" I warned sternly, taking a slow step back

"Under one condition…no make them a few actually."

"Name them."

"I don't, I repeat I do not want Cassandra in this room, until I leave, I most definitely don't want to be surrounded by those shoe eaters, vectors of diseases and those little bugs, who are completely creeping and grossing me out to death! And," she paused to wrinkle her nose before speaking again "if that awful smell is coming from you, the couch will most gladly take you with open arms downstairs."

"That's a lot conditions." Edward pointed out

"You want your precious dollies to make it out alive, don't you?" Alice asked softly, earning a quick nod without hesitation "Then we have ourselves a deal, haven't we?" another quick nod "then what are you still doing here? Go and take your nasty friends with you!"

"You and your girly bits… who in the right mind would be afraid of a little tiny winy spider?" Emmett chuckled quietly

I smirked slightly and took advantage of Emmett's back facing me. I took a few steps toward him and ever so carefully placed the spider on his left shoulder. I held back a chuckle, as I moved briefly past him over to my desk from where I picked up Bella and when I was about to put her down on her feet, she squealed and tightened her grip around my shirt

"You are not putting me down under any circumstances until we leave this yucky room!" she ordered sternly

"That goes for you too Golden Boy Cullen." Rosalie squeaked gripping onto Edwards's neck

"You have a nice looking friend there, Emmett." Alice smirked, still with my action figures in her hand

"What do you mean?" he questioned confused

"Read my lips. S-P-I-D-E-R."

"A what?"

"Spider!"

"Don't be ridiculous. Jasper has her," he said matter-of-fact, turning around to look at me "right?"

I bounced up Bella in my hands with a sheepish smile, his expression turned blank. He chuckled nervously

"Edward you have her don't you?" he asked, his voice hopeful, but he didn't turn to face him

"I've got a her alright, but I'm not sure who exactly you have in mind." Edward grinned

Emmett turned around in deep confusion, turning paler than usual when he saw Rosalie in his arms.

"Alice do you have her by any chances…?" Emmett asked doubtfully, his eyes closed, breathing in and out slowly

"Do I look like the bug hugger type?" she giggled

"You're just messing with me. She-she isn't on my shoulder…is she?" he croaked

"She's up your neck actually…" I confessed seeing Cassandra's two legs on the left side of his neck

"Get her off, get her off, get her off, get her off…" he kept whispering over and over

"God what are you a girl?" I chuckled, stretching out to grab Cassandra, but Bella quickly slapped my hand away

"Absolutely not! Emmett can share his neck with Cassandra for one minute until you get me out of here and in a free bug zoned room!" she squealed

I rolled my eyes and marched out of the room, until we reached the guest room.

"Can you?" I grinned, nodding toward the handle

"Sorry." She giggled, carefully bending down to click the handle.

I kicked the door open, making my way toward the bed and throwing her on it, where she landed giggling, bouncing up and down, until it eased down.

"Thanks Jazzy." She smiled up at me, snuggling into the pillows

"I'll send Rosalie to keep ya company." I returned the smile. I turned my back to her and walked out only to see Edward coming my way with Rosalie still hooked up around him.

"There you go." He chuckled placing Rose on her feet

"Thanks Golden Goose." She giggled, quickly skipping into the guest room, slamming it closed.

I shook my head laughing, going back into my own room, only to see Emmett rocking on the floor, his legs brought up to his chest, his arms wrapped around them, his jaw resting on his knees.

"There is not a spider on my head. There is NOT a spider on my head." He kept repeating over and over, Alice was sitting on my bed Indian style, giggling at the sight of him.

"Calm down teddy bear, I've got her." I laughed, taking Cassandra off of his head and placing her back in her aquarium.

"Ya know gals just adore the shy and sensitive type." I said knowingly

"Yeah! That explains why the girls in Forks don't know you even exist!" Alice beamed in

"Hilarious! Ya know what? I think Cassie likes you, don't you darlin`?" I kneeled in front of the aquarium, pocking the glass slightly

"Ya wanna know somethin` else, cowboy? I think your dollies would love to be run over by my Porch and then live peacefully in the trashcan? Now doesn't that sound just wonderful!" she snapped back with a smile

"Don't you dare to-"

"Didn't we have ourselves a deal? What is your girlfriend and rats still doing here?"

"My girlfriend lives here." I scoffed

"Pity. I don't want her here, until I'm staying here. I'm sure she'll be very happy if you mail her back to Africa, where she'll find a loving male spider and have baby spiders together, wont you Cassandra?" she asked, her gaze locked on my baby. I am not moving her just because that annoying little pixie tells me so!

"Now. I'm going to count to five and if she isn't out of here until then I will destroy them!" she hissed pointing to my doll—action figures.

"You wouldn't." I warned

"One… two…" she started, staring down at her manicure

I quickly picked up the aquarium and stalking out of my room and going downstairs. I placed her on the coffee table gently and sighed

"Forgive me my darlin`. I will be back." I promised, kissing my index finger and then pressing it against the glass. I stood up.

Be brave soldier… Be brave.

I walked back upstairs, heading toward my bedroom to bump into Edward, who had a rat in each hand

"Alice said and I quote Burn them! Don't barbeque mice sound just delicious? I'm sure Mrs. Glamorous Shiny Whiskers will adore them." He grinned

"What kind of fucking name is Mrs. Glamorous Shiny Whiskers?" I croaked

"Rosalie's new cat."

"That explains the name…"

"Emmett went to unpack his stuff with Rose; after I deal with these buddies I'm doing the same. Alice is all yours." He chuckled, before heeding downstairs.

Did ya hear that cowboy? Alice is all yours! Oh goodies!

I rolled my eyes and walked in my room to reveal Alice standing by my closet and throwing my clothes all over my room. She had her back facing me and without knowing the threw my black jeans straight in my face

"Nice aim, Pix." I chuckled "But just asking out of a mailed curiosity… what the hell are you doing with my clothes?"

"What does it look like? I'm clearing out the closet to have room for my own clothes."

"Oh, I'm sure we can share!" I mocked enthusiasm, slouching on my bed, sinking in.

She kneeled in front of her sack and started getting out her stuff. She pulled out her toothbrush, toothpaste and comb. She stood up and skipped into the bathroom, where she placed them on the top raft. She waltzed back in and started pulling out her sack her… make up. A lot of make up. Three kinds of lip gloss, mascara, eye liner, cleaning milk- what the heck does that mean- pink covered soap, perfume yadda yadda yadda…

"Where can I put this?" she asked looking around the room

"I guess you can put them on the nightstand, you've already knocked my stuff." I shrugged, reaching out to take my walkman. I put my headphones on and turned the volume up.

Might as well relax while I still can, right?

Alice's POV:

I picked up my make up and stacked them on Jasper's nightstand. I picked up from the floor his lap and placed it behind my stuff. I took his book and placed it on his desk. I saw with the corner of my eye he was snuggled up to his pillow, listening to his walkman with his eyes closed, his right hand over his eyes.

"Hey Jasper I'm gonna take a shower, okay?" I asked loudly enough for him to here

"Kay." He purred

I took out my two pink towels, my pajama's, underwear and two hair elastics. I skipped into the bathroom and locked the door. I striped off my clothes and stepped into the shower, turning on the hot water. It was running smoothly down my body, relaxing every nerve. I closed my eyes, leaning against the shower wall, letting out a sigh of contentment. I brushed my wet curls back away from my face.

Two days. I can do this. The tarantula, rats and bugs are out of the picture so, why worry? What could he possibly do? I'm smart enough to fight back. I've had fourteen years of practice Gods sake! He would do anything for his precious dollies. That was a plus. I could torture his little Cassandra in a way…without touching her. Maybe pocking her with a stick? Or leaving her without food? What do spiders eat anyways?

I was so lost in my deep thoughts I didn't feel the hot water was replaced with cold one. Freezing actually. My teeth began to chatter, my body began to shake slightly. I quickly stopped the water and stepped out, pulling the towel around my body to warm up a bit. I looked myself in the mirror and almost screamed in horror when I saw my make up covered face. My mascara was all over my eyes, black drips of water streaming down my cheeks. Who in the right mind would take a shower with his make-up still on?

I sighed heavily, when I realized I left my cleaning milk on the nightstand and the make-up cleaning tampons in my bag. There was no way in hell I was going out in front of Whitlock. I look like a circus freak!

I found wet tissues on the bottom shelf. I got out three of them and placed them back. I wiped everything away and splashed cold water on my face. I took my other towel in hands and started drying out my hair. I dropped the towel on the ground and other one from my body quickly followed. I grabbed my panties and pulled them on. I grabbed my light purple satin tank top covered with little white roses from my pajamas and slid it on, afterwards I took the matching satin shorts and put them on as well. I tip toed to reach the top raft, from where I took my comb and started softly brush my hair. After I finished I placed it back on its place and brought down my toothbrush and toothpaste. I tied my hair in two high pony tails, after that I started brushing my teeth, until the burning sensation came in contact with my tongue, I quickly dropped the toothbrush in the sink and started coughing and spitting.

"God." I groaned loudly, taking a few drinks of water and spat it out along with the disgusting taste in my mouth. It was yellow, nasty and… mustard? Eww! I hate mustard!

How did this—Whitlock! That little, backstabbing, lying, cheating cowboy!

Violence isn't the answer. Violence is not the answer. Breathe in. Breathe out. In with the good air, out with the bad air. Think straight, think clearly. Do not stoop to his childish level. You are smarted and more mature than that. Count to ten and let it go.

"One… two… three… four… fi-" I was interrupted by the unexpected and loud knocking on the bathroom door. I jumped up in surprise, before taking two steps and leaning against the door slightly

"Come on Brandon, what did you do in there, drown?" he asked jokingly

"You wish I did, don't you?" I rolled my eyes, opening the door to reveal him only in his boxers

"Ahh! It burns! It burns!" I shrieked, quickly covering my eyes with my hands

"I'm simply irresistible, aren't I?" he chuckled darkly

I moved my hands away and glared at him, I took another peek down, before I burst out giggling hysterically.

"You're wearing the ducky boxers I bought you for Christmas last year." I squeaked, through my giggled

"They're pretty comfy. Soft material," He smirked "you done?"

"Yup." I said making the p pop.

"Hallelujah." He whispered to himself. I stepped out of his way, as he walked in and locked the door behind himself.

"Nice pigtails by the way." I could hear him chuckle

I bit my tongue not to reply, but I slouched on his bed, bouncing up and down. I grabbed his walkman and put on the headphones.

Before I could turn it on, I could hear Jasper swearing and screaming. Guess he found out there was no hot water. Oops!

"MARY ALICE BRANDON HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?" he yelled through the door

"That's for putting mustard in my toothpaste!" I shouted back. I shook my head, before standing up and leaving his room. I closed the door quietly and skipped downstairs in the kitchen. I took a green apple from the froth boll. I jumped on the counter and starting chewing on it, as the song came up.

Detention-School Gyrls

Only been fourteen days since I met him

I've been tryin` thirteen days to forget him

But we're stuck together like the up and the 7

Feels like something bit me and I think I like the venom

My friends all say he's trouble

Put him on my myspace comments double, double, double, double

Why they tryna burst my bubble?

Don't they know I just can't leave him alone

So tell me what I gotta do to get this boy's attention

Now I'm in trouble from the text message I sent him

Only just one more thing that I forgot to mention

Where'd you meet him?

I meet him in detention

I-I-I met him (x3)

I met him in detention

I-I-I met him (x3)

I met him in detention…

Detention.

We were having History when I felt something hit the back of my neck. I kept my eyes on Mrs. Greene, but reached behind me to feel something sticky and small. I pulled it away and looked at it. Spit wasp? Eww! It was all covered in saliva. I unwrapped it slightly Wazz up, gal? was written in the inside. I perfectly well knew to whom it belonged. Jasper Whitlock.

I tilted my head to the side slightly, glancing at Jasper, who was smiling cheekily toward me.

"What?" I whispered

"What, what? Kind a guy ask a pretty gal what's up?" he replied in the same quiet tone

"You want us to get into trouble?"

"Don't be silly. We-" he started to argue, but he was interrupted by Mrs. Greene who cleared her throat, her arms crossed over her chest, tapping her foot

"Miss Brandon could you please repeat the last sentence I just said?" she demanded

"I-I can't." I said quietly, blushing deep red. I could hear Jaspers low chuckle coming from behind me

"Care to share what is so funny Mr. Whitlock?" Mrs. Greene sighed

"Nothing." He replied, looking away.

"Well, I'm sure the two of you will enjoy two hours in detention after school." She pushed her classes up her nose with a smile

"What! Mrs. Greene I didn't-" I started, but she cut me off

"Three hours, Miss Brandon."

"Way to go, Alice! Why did-"

"Four hours! Anything else you would like to say?" she asked sternly

"No." we both said in union.

"Good." She nodded, continuing her lesson.

I cannot believe this! I've never been to detention, not once! And this dickhead comes along and…just…URGH!

Speaking of the devil… I felt him kick the back of my chair. Urgh, what now? I stayed completely still, ignoring him, only for him to kick my chair twice. He was just messing with me…And then another kick…

"For Gods sake what?" I shrieked, turning in my seat to glare at him. My reaction send him laughing his ass off, his whole desk shaking. I growled quietly

"That's enough!" Mrs. Greene shouted, making us both jump in out seats "Principals office! Now!"

I stood up, picked up my bag, threw it around my shoulder, took my books in hand bringing them to my chest and stalked out of the room. I could hear Jaspers fast footsteps behind me. I bit my tongue so hard, I felt a little blood. I was struggling not to yell at him or literally kill him there and then.

I stopped in front of the principal's office, turning to face Jasper.

"If you're smart, you'd keep it quiet and let me do the talking, got it?" I asked carefully. He chuckled darkly, rolled his eyes. I sighed and knocked twice, before walking in.

"Ahh, Miss Brandon, what a present surprise, I would say the same about you Mrs. Whitlock, but sadly, I would be lying." Principal Anderson smiled sadly

"Principal Anderson." I smiled slightly, Jasper only nodded

"What brings you here?" he locked at his watch "Shouldn't you be in class?"

"Um…we were send here by Mrs. Greene." I explained quietly

"Miss Brandon? I must say I am quite surprised, care to explain what happened?"

"Well…before I start, I just wanted to say…its all Jaspers fault!" I threw my arms in the air in defense.

"What!" Jasper cried "Principal Anderson do not listen to her!"

"Oh, really? Who was the one who spat that yucky spit wasp? Huh? Didn't you started it?" I crossed my arms over my chest

"Maybe I did, but you-"

"Enough! I expect you to act like mature young adults?" The principal insisted

"That's a hard task for Jasper over here, Principal Anderson. He eats the banana with its peal! I mean even a monkey is smart enough to leave the peal off for crying out loud!"

"Watch it, Brandon! Or I'll-"

"Shush! Quite, please!" Mr. Anderson hushed

"But she-"

"Zzzzzzzzzzt!"

"But he—"

"Zzzzzzzzzzzt!" he exclaimed, throwing his hands in mid air "and that's the last Zzzzzzzzzzt I'm doing! Detention! One week, that's final. You may go now." He sighed heavily, rubbing his forehead and running a hand through his-almost-hairless head

"I can see the years have been hard on you Mr. Anderson. I mean what are you like thirty-five? Without hair already…so sad." Jasper said

Man, this boy was dumb. I smacked my forehead with the palm of my hand, pinching the bridge of my nose, breathing in and out.

"Principal Anderson, please, excuse Jaspers childish behavior." I pleaded quietly

"Hey, I can apologize for my own childish behavior, thank you very much." Jasper pointed out "And besides there is nothing to apologize about, I was only telling the truth."

Oh god! I quickly grabbed his wrist and stalked out with him

"You so owe me. I mean come on! Thirty-five! He's fifty-seven!" I cried, shaking my head "Your brain really is the size of a peanut…"

"Come on you have to admit it was pretty funny." He laughed, wrapping an arm around my shoulder and leading me toward the Exit

"Jasper we haven't finished school, remember?" I sighed, trying to pull away.

His grip tightened, before he spoke "We're in trouble now anyways, what's the difference? Come on, ice cream's on me." He smiled down at me

I rolled my eyes, but agreed. Ice cream didn't sound that bad. I mean we got detention for a week, what could possibly happen if we skipped the last three periods?

Someone waved their hand in front of my face, bringing me back to reality. I turned to my left to give Edward a confused look.

"Couldn't sleep?" he asked with smile. I pulled out the headphones from my ears and returned the smile

"No. Didn't want to deal Jaspers dramatic butt." I giggled, taking a bite from my apple "What about you?"

"Bella's hungry." He shrugged, opening the refrigerator and taking out three cups of pudding.

"Why three?" I asked confused

"One for me, two for her." He grinned "You sure you're okay though? You can come and keep us company?"

"And watch a major make-our session? No thank you." I said jokingly.

He gave me a sheepish smile, before walking back upstairs. Jasper should have cooled down by now, right? I sighed, leaving the apple on the counter and going back upstairs. I opened the door to see Jasper lay in his bed, his eyes open staring at the ceiling. Only in a new pairs of boxers. This time they were with…Jessica Alba's head? 1st eww, 2nd obsessed much? And 3rd eww!

"Nice boxers." I giggled, sitting on my side of the bed

"Nothing makes me happier than having Jessica Alba closer to my ass." He laughed

"Gross." I rolled my eyes

He shrugged lazily, closing his eyes and letting out a sigh. I reached out to turn off the lights, then lay down on my side, under the covers and snuggled up to the pillows. I felt Jasper move under the covers as well. I was about to relax when I felt him pull all of the covers away and wrap himself around it.

I narrowed my eyes at him and pulled the sheet back and pulled them over me. Then he pulled them back. I let out a low growl, before gripping the sheet tightly and pull it fully off of him and on me. I wrapped myself tightly around it, but I felt him tug onto it

"Quit it!" I demanded in the dark

"Gimme back my sheets! I'm cold!"

"So am I!" I argued back

"You weren't the one who had a cold shower, were you?" he groaned

"That doesn't matter, its fucking freezing!" I whispered harshly, tugging onto the sheet

"My house, my room, my bed, my sheets! Gimme!"

"You don't get the meaning of the word sharing, do you? Let me explain to you. It's when two or more people use one item all together."

"Oh yeah, like we're sharing the bathroom, huh? All the hot water goes for you and I use to cold one!" He mocked enthusiasm

"Sounds wonderful, doesn't it?" I replied with a smile

"Enough chit chat! Give. Me. My. Sheet." He demanded pulling onto it. I felt him grip the sheet tighter and suddenly without me expecting he pulled it with all his might along with me. I bumped into him, causing him to lose balance and fall back on the ground with me on top of him. Both of us groaned in pain.

I opened my eyes only to reveal his staring back at me. Even in the dark I could see his amoral green eyes. His hands were on the low of my back and mine were on each side of his head. I smiled lazily at him, bending down a bit to brush his nose with mine. I heard his breath hitch. I leaned down, his face lifted up a bit, our foreheads touching. He was about to crash his lips against mine when…

A.N/ Hahaha! My little cliffhanger :D didn't see that one coming now, did ya? ; Okay I find this chapter extremely boring and lame, so… what do you guys think? Love it? Like it? Hate it? Tell me, tell me, tell me, puh--okay I'm done… :D

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