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Dear Gejutel, Sincerely Frankenstein (Part 7)

Dear Frankenstein,

Where are you?

Sincerely, Gejutel K. Landegre

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Dear Gejutel,

Still in South Korea. Why?

Sincerely, Frankenstein

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Dear Frankenstein,

I have discovered some very unusual in the human world, and I wished to hear your opinion on it.

Sincerely, Gejutel K. Landegre

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Dear Gejutel,

Does this really require us meeting? Just tell me.

Sincerely, Frankenstein

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Dear Frankenstein,

Humans have begun containing water in bottles and hoarding them inside of buildings. What is the meaning of this?

Sincerely, Gejutel K. Landegre

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Dear Gejutel,

Ah! You have caught onto our clever ruse! Humans have discovered the fountain of youth. They have bottled its water and are selling it at high rates. If you are interested in purchasing this product, I fear it is far too late. The fountain of youth is of no benefit to you.

Sincerely, Frankenstein

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Dear Frankenstein,

I see you still have the imagination of a child, but I want a serious answer over this matter. Why would humans bottle water? Isn't there an ample supply?

Sincerely, Gejutel K. Landegre

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Dear Gejutel,

I also found it strange when the humans first started doing such a thing, but there is a certain convenience to it. Try one and see for yourself.

Sincerely, Frankenstein

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Dear Frankenstein,

I never considered fetching water inconvenient before, but this does add a great deal of ease. What are these other more colorful bottles?

Sincerely, Gejutel

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Dear Gejutel,

You are in for a treat! Those are juices and sodas. Try them all.

Sincerely, Frankenstein

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Dear Frankenstein,

Your excitement concerns me. I think I'll stick to the water.

Sincerely, Gejutel K. Landegre