Lithuania X Germania
Lithuania isn't funny and they just had tea. Boo.
Luxemburg X Germania
"What gender am I?" asked Luxembourg.
"Let's check, shall we?" suggested Germania. "Wow, I've never seen that before!
Macau X Germania
"Are you a parrot?" Germania asked the country who was clearly not a parrot.
"No," said Macau.
"Boo," said Germania.
Maria Theresa X Germania
"Shhhh," whispered Germania, "only dreams now."
"Muhhh," said Maria Theresa.
Mexico X Germania
"I'm a really popular spring break location," bragged Mexico.
"I'm really good at wet t-shirt contests. Coincidence? I think not!"
Moldova X Germania
"Where the fuck is Moldova?" Germania wondered aloud.
"In bed with your mom!" said Moldova from Germania's mother's bed.
Monaco X Germania
"You're an OC!" Germania judged, "GO HOME!"
"You go home!" shouted Monaco.
Germania was shocked!
Mongolia X Germania
"I like your food. I'll eat it off your naked body."
"That sounds messy," said Mongolia.
N. Italy X Germania
"Pasta~!" sang Italy.
"I think you meant penis," Germania replied.
"Dad! Stop!" said Germany.
Netherlands X Germania
"Netherlands," said Germania, "More like Nether-LOINS!"
"As opposed to your northern loins," Netherlands, a notorious bitch, retorted.
Germania realised the error of his pun. As you should, Germania.
New Zealand X Germania
"I hear people who STUDY ABROAD in New Zealand think they're really cool," said Germania.
"They're not," said New Zealand
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Norway X Germania
"Norway? More like NO-WAY...wait…"
"No," said Norway, "you're right."
"Damn," said Germania.
"YOU DIDN'T COME WHEN I CALLED FOR YOU!" yelled Denmark.
"This is not your chapter," replied Norway.
Osaka X Germania
"You're not a country."
"You're not my dad."
"Quite, right."
Then they boned.
