Lithuania X Germania

Lithuania isn't funny and they just had tea. Boo.

Luxemburg X Germania

"What gender am I?" asked Luxembourg.

"Let's check, shall we?" suggested Germania. "Wow, I've never seen that before!

Macau X Germania

"Are you a parrot?" Germania asked the country who was clearly not a parrot.

"No," said Macau.

"Boo," said Germania.

Maria Theresa X Germania

"Shhhh," whispered Germania, "only dreams now."

"Muhhh," said Maria Theresa.

Mexico X Germania

"I'm a really popular spring break location," bragged Mexico.

"I'm really good at wet t-shirt contests. Coincidence? I think not!"

Moldova X Germania

"Where the fuck is Moldova?" Germania wondered aloud.

"In bed with your mom!" said Moldova from Germania's mother's bed.

Monaco X Germania

"You're an OC!" Germania judged, "GO HOME!"

"You go home!" shouted Monaco.

Germania was shocked!

Mongolia X Germania

"I like your food. I'll eat it off your naked body."

"That sounds messy," said Mongolia.

N. Italy X Germania

"Pasta~!" sang Italy.

"I think you meant penis," Germania replied.

"Dad! Stop!" said Germany.

Netherlands X Germania

"Netherlands," said Germania, "More like Nether-LOINS!"

"As opposed to your northern loins," Netherlands, a notorious bitch, retorted.

Germania realised the error of his pun. As you should, Germania.

New Zealand X Germania

"I hear people who STUDY ABROAD in New Zealand think they're really cool," said Germania.

"They're not," said New Zealand

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Norway X Germania

"Norway? More like NO-WAY...wait…"

"No," said Norway, "you're right."

"Damn," said Germania.

"YOU DIDN'T COME WHEN I CALLED FOR YOU!" yelled Denmark.

"This is not your chapter," replied Norway.

Osaka X Germania

"You're not a country."

"You're not my dad."

"Quite, right."

Then they boned.