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Red Bird was given the coordinates on where to go, then he was given an orange envelope and was told to open it once he reached the location. He soon leaves the city, the guards slamming the gates shut behind him.

How rude. Red Bird thought.

He walked through the savanna and kept looking at the location marked on a GPS unit, as Red Bird trails through the field he noticed small remnants of craters all over the place. Red Bird looked back at the city and saw the King Pig statue covering the city with its shadow, when he turns back towards where he was going he saw the sky became more blue.

Interesting, he thought, So it was pollution after all, though I don't know where it was coming from.

Red Bird continued walking, the sky above him returns from a taunting red and back to a pleasant reassuring blue. He sucked in the fresh air and exhaled, it was great being out in the outdoors. He checked his GPS again, it told him he was near his destination. He looked up ahead and saw an area with a few trees, along with remnants of old bird nests. It told Red Bird that he's here.

He head behind a nearby rock and hit in a small cave, it wasn't that deep nor was it suited to live in. It was all the privacy Red Bird needs to review the envelope, so he opened it. Inside, he pulled out a document and a few 100 dollar bills. When Red Bird examined the document, it appeared to have been typed and printed out, maybe the pigs were that advanced after all. Red Bird studied the document, and reads it to himself.

You've been given this important task by the King of pigs, make sure you don't fail. Your mission is to steal the eggs from a group of birds, they are very territorial and defensive when it comes to their offspring. Stealing the eggs isn't simple, just brushing aside it would provoke them, and they will pulverize you until there's nothing left. Since few pigs are able to accomplish this feat, it will be a challenge.

Don't let this weaken your morale. The usual strategy was to steal the eggs when the birds are distracted, then make a run for it. It's recommended that you come up with something new, and think outside the box. Be creative, have fun when doing it. And don't get caught.

P.S. Study this letter carefully, and destroy it once you're done. Don't worry, this is edible paper and not that cheap office paper crap. (I'm just hinting)

P.S.S. You're on your own out there, no one is going to help you if you get caught.

P.S.S.S. This is a secret mission, no one knows this besides the king and his advisers.

P.S.S.S.S. Don't f*ck up, period.

That's a lot of S's, thought Red Bird, Its says here to think outside the box, hmm.

Red Bird studied the letter carefully, even rereading it several times. Once he was sure that he know the instructions carefully, he waded the paper and shoved it into his mouth, and ate it. He coughed as it trails down into his stomach, Red Bird felt the wad pressing up against his stomach walls for a few seconds before it succumbs to his stomach acid.

Okay, he thought, I'm burning it next time.

Suddenly he began to hear birds chirping, they were singing a familiar song. Red Bird heads out of the cave and peaked over the rock, and saw the Angry Birds group. There Black Bird, Yellow Bird, White Bird, and three Blue Birds, were singing along as they surround a nest full of three precious eggs. Even though they were his friends, Red Bird didn't recognized them as friends. Instead, they were foes, King Pig made sure of that. The song he was hearing made him wanna sing along, but he fought back the urge.

Focus you dumb cardinal, thought Red Bird, You have a job to do.

He saw one of the eggs tipped over, and all the birds screamed in response. Looking more closely, Red Bird saw it was a butterfly who tipped it over. He watched as Black Bird jumped on the butterfly, and the birds began to take turns bashing it with their bodies. The Blue Birds kept right on singing, unaware of the action that was unfolding.

Dumb, Red Bird thought, Pure stupidity in action, not a single bird was keeping an eye on the eggs.

Luckily for them, no pigs were nearby to steal them. Red Bird looked around and saw none, not even one that was disguised as an inanimate object. After a few minutes of bashing, the Angry Birds stepped back and gloom over the butterfly. The butterfly was dead alright, its body already buried in the dirt. Red Bird gulped in response, imagining what would failure be like.

With this wide open clearing, thought Red Bird, They're going to spot me for miles afar, I need a distraction if I were to get away.

Red Bird began to think, he decided that he'll ambush them at night as he saw a couple of tents and some camping gear nearby. He hatched a plan, and its going to take him all day to put together. Of course, Red Bird had all the time in the world. He leaves the area for now, he'll come back later when darkness comes in.

Now Red Bird needs a distraction, he knew what to do. He heads over to a nearby pit of oil, and scooped up some of the stinking liquid with a bucket. Next he gathered up some fireworks, not an easy task out in this country. But still, Red Bird was quite patient, and was taking his time wisely. It just so happened that he know of a place on where to get fireworks, this facility owned by some company.

Using money given to him by King Pig, he managed to by a few bundles of fireworks, and some explosives. Red Bird also bought a loud recording device from an electronic store, and finally managed to download a sound of a loud pig squealing on the internet. With it all, he used his intellect to craft the most ingenious device that King Pig could be proud of.

Now to set it all up. Red Bird thought.

When the sun was about to set, Red Bird heads back to the site where he found the Angry Birds and saw that they had set up camp. They were singing along around the campfire, the eggs were right there near the fire. Not to close to where they cook and not to far to where they get cold, the birds were all distracted and the eggs were right there for the taking.

No Red Bird, Red Bird told himself, Not yet, use this time to set up your plan.

Red Bird gets to work on heading near the woods behind the birds, and began dumping the oil in various places. Next, he heads over to a far area behind some boulders, somewhere away from his escape route, and set up the second distraction.

When this goes off, Red Bird thought, They'll hear a pig squealing and they'll think it was a pig.

He set it up to where the parts weren't showing, then he painted a message on the rocks that was big enough to see:

Smart Move Dumbsh*ts! I GOT YOUR EGGS! LOL!

"Heh, heh, heh." chuckled Red Bird.

This is going to be fun. he thought.

Red Bird planned everything carefully, the first distraction will by him time for him to get the eggs and the second distraction will buy him time for his escape. He feels proud of his idea, and was eager to test it out. But now, for the final touch.

He heads back to his small cave and opened up a box that he had commandeered sometime this afternoon, inside the box was a ninja's outfit that fits him. This will help him blend in with the dark, and will help as a good disguise. The only part of his body exposed were his eyes, he's confident to where the birds will have a hard time recognizing him.

Damn, he thought as he examined himself in the outfit, I look good!

Now all Red Bird has to do is to wait, and there he sat. Hours past and he watched as the birds began to head for bed, one by one they head into the tents as Black Bird and Yellow Bird carried the nest of eggs into the tent. Once the birds were all settled into their cots, he waited for 20 minutes for them to fall asleep, then, waited for another 20 for them to reach REM sleep. When midnight was near, Red Bird looked up at the sky to see if the weather was in his favor. Sure enough, the whole universe is overhead awhile the moon was in the new moon phase.

I just hope the stars don't give off enough light to expose me, thought Red Bird, That wouldn't be good.

Red Bird made his move, he heads out from behind the rocks and walked around the camp. He heads into the woods and took out his lighter, then put a flame to the oil puddles. They caught fire fast, and Red Bird scrambled out of there and back to his hiding place in a hurry. He sat back and watch as the small fires grew, and then they fused together to create an inferno. Within minutes, several trees were on fire.

It didn't take long for the birds to sense danger, they all got up and slowly crawled out of their tents. When they saw the fire, they screamed and rushed over to try to put it out. Red Bird was impressed that not a single bird was around to guard the eggs, this buys him time for him to steal the eggs. He moves in as the birds try their best to put out the flames, using whatever they can at their disposal. Thanks to the 10 degrees Celsius air, the fires were beginning to be put out.

Red Bird walked into the campsite and poked his head into one of the tents, and there it was, the eggs, just in the middle of three cots as its nest sits on a box. Excited, he grabbed one of the bird's blankets and placed the eggs into it. Then wrapped the blanket in a bundle, put a knot in it, then hoisted it over his shoulder. Red Bird quickly rushed out of the camp and back to his hiding place, just in time for the last of his arsonist act to be put out.

He watched as the birds were relieved the fire was put out, they head back to their camp exhausted. Maybe if Red Bird was caught, he might have an easier chance of getting away. Though he wish that the situation come to that conclusion.

Black Bird was the first to step into the tent, and Red Bird counted: 3, 2, 1...

"AHHHHH!" screamed Black Bird in sheer shock, the other birds rushed into the tent to see what was happening, "AHHHHHH!"

Hearing all of them screamed was hilarious to Red Bird, being an Angry Bird himself he learned not to have sympathy for his enemies, though it was a habit and he had forgotten that he was one of them. He gave it a few seconds before pulling out the remote control and pressed the detonator, and that's when his fireworks display revealed itself.

All the birds got out of the tent and heard the electronic box emit a pig squealing, they all immediately assumed it was the pigs, Red Bird could tell by their growing anger on their faces.

Yellow Bird suddenly yelled out a loud battle cry and all of the birds let out theirs, Red Bird watch as they all followed the sound of the screaming pig. Red Bird can't believe his luck, with all the birds going one way he escapes through the other.

Red Bird got what he came for. Filled with pride, he rushed away into the night, laughing to himself about how easy it was.

TO BE CONTINUED...