Hey guys. Long time, no chapter. Can you read my new one-shot? It's an Evamy story. Anyway, I present to you...THE CHAPTER!


Dan's P.O.V.

37. Never try to read Natalie's diary.

*Dan's walking and starts to hum the Pink Panther Theme Song*

"Hey kiddo. Why are you holding a diary in your hand?"Nellie popped out of nowhere.

Caught

"It's Natalie's. I took it from her room and I'm going to my room to read it."

"Oh I'm joining you. This will be classic."

But I'm a ninja...and she isn't

"Sorry Nellie. Ninjas only."

She put a hand on her hip and stared at me.

"Are you questioning my ninja skills?..."

Wow. She looks MAD!

"...'cause if you are."

She gave me a kick where it hurts the most. She then walked away.

"Oh and I saw the list and I'm a part of it."

Seeing my reluctant expression she said,

"You don't have a choice."

38. Never, EVER question Nellie's Ninja skills.


39. Even if I think that Natalie looks good without makeup, I shouldn't throw all of her makeup away.

"DANIEL ARTHUR TRENT! Where's all my makeup."

I shrugged.

"You look better without it."

She blushed. Then she got angry all over again,

"I don't care! They were over $9870 worth of makeup. I need foundation or at least my strawberry lip-"

I cut her off. By my lips.

And get this. She kissed me back.


40. I shouldn't awww at the above scene.

"Awww..." Amy, Sinead, Madison and Reagan said in unison.

"Oh come on. Is there any privacy?"


41. I shouldn't tell everyone that Natalie and Dan kis-made out.

"Natalie made out with Dan!" Ned shouted.

Ian fainted, Hamilton shrugged, Fiske started to laugh and Charlie...flipped his hair.


42. I shouldn't Prank Call the Vespers.

"Oh this will be fun." Madison exclaimed to her twin.

"Oh yes it will." Reagan replied with a smirk.

They picked up a secure phone and dialed a number. A cheery businesswoman picked up the phone.

"Hello, you're talking to Mia from Alive Preserves. How may I help you?" (A/N:Alive Preserves is an anagram of 'Vespers are Evil'.)

"Hello. We have shipped your order of a thousand bottles of mustard and it should arrive in about 3 hours. The order is non-refundable and the mustard will expire in three days. Thank you for ordering from the Nile Express (Spoof of Amazon) . Thank you!"

And we cut the phone, not before hearing this-

"What the heck did Bob order now?"


43. I shouldn't talk like an old detective movie.

"Hey Dan. Why are all the lights off ? And why the heck are you wearing white paint?"

"Ned entered the room, looking for me. He seems confused, perhaps too confused.

Ned leaves the room looking scared. Of what? Is there a mystery?

A black-haired beauty twirled into the room, screaming at me because I physically attacked her with my lips. I denied such queries and sent her out, but not without another kiss..."


44. I shouldn't trust Hamilton with cooking.

"Ugh. I gonna go throw up!"

"Call 911. Natalie's fainted."

"Hamilton are we your lab-rats or something."

"THIS FOOD SUCKS."

"This taste's worse than mom's cooking, and that's saying something!"


45. Exchanging Natalie and Madison's wardrobe isn't a good idea.

Natalie examined herself in the mirror. She was wearing a light purple jumpsuit and SNEAKERS! Ugh. And the sneakers didn't even have diamonds!

Madison came in wearing a denim mini-skirt, a green tank-top and green ballet flats.

"Natalie, are you going to help me in killing Dan or not?


Natalie's P.O.V.

45. I shouldn't give Natalie the key to the Holt twin's bedroom.

"Natalie, so now that you're on the list, you have to do something evil." Dan spoke with a smirk, waiting to see his girlfriend's plan.

Hm. Lets see evil...pimples...ugly...weird... "Can I have the keys to Madison and Reagan's room please?"

I asked in an angelic voice.

Dan shrugged and handed over the keys.


46. Natalie isn't allowed to have some makeup artists break into the twins' room at midnight.

"Come on Chelsea. Grab the kit Maria. Don't forget to get the clothes Ashlyn."


47. Giving the Holt Twins makeovers will make them kill you.

Reagan woke up in the morning and felt something on her face. She walked to the mirror.

Her hair was bouncy and was left open with a purple hairband. Her eyelashes were enhanced and she had a bit of eyeshadow. She had pink blush on her cheeks and not a freckle was in sight. To top it of she was wearing a purple knee-length, full-sleeved dress.

Want to know her reaction:

"*Enter description of the loudest scream here*"


48. Revenge isn't to be taken on Natalie. Anyone who attempts to do so, BEST OF LUCK!

"Madison! Reagan!"

They entered the room and stifled a laugh. Natalie's hair was bright blue, her face had enough powder to last her for a century and she was wearing a 'beautiful' bright orange full-length dress with dull blue and green stars on it.

"Natalie! Don't you look...cute."'


Dan's P.O.V.

49. Arnold isn't a Pokemon in disguise.

I threw a red and white ball on a very confused dog.

"ARNOLDCHU! I choose you!"


50.I shouldn't dye Ian's hair.

"DAN! You come hear right now."

I walk into the room slowly and start to giggle. The giggle turned into a laugh. And then the laugh turned into me rolling on the floor.

Want to know why?

Ian's hair was a bright green color with yellow and purple spots in random areas.

"Don't worry Ian. It'll come out in a four days...or was it four weeks?"


Hope you liked it guys. And please check out my one-shot-'10 ways to know you're in LOVE'.