This is the Lord of the Rings version of Let it Snow.

Oh the battle outside is frightful,

but this tower is delightful.

And since that king must fall,

Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight.

That door shows no sign of breaking,

but I've brought a ram for smashing

The horsemen die way too slow,

let them fight, let them fight, let them fight.

When they finally stop the fight,

How I'll love claiming the rule to be mine.

But if they lock that city down tight,

we might have to call in more orcs.

The armies are slowly dying,

but the men are still defying.

But as long as the orcs break though,

Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight.

This was suggested by "Me". Thanks to AA - MamaBirdCat, LotR-HP-PJ, fantasychica37, and "Me" for reviewing. The rest of you 764 people, review. We finally reduced the ratio a little bit, so let's try to reduce it more.