What can I say about Kankurou?

I hate him. He's a jerk. Jerk jerk jerk. The biggest asshole I ever met, dattebayo. I mean, just look at the first time I met him! Threatening a kid like that! Who the hell does he think he is, 'ttebayo?

I mean, he called me a runt. No one calls me a runt and gets away with it! I don't know what his problem is, but…

Well, actually, yeah, I do know what his problem is, dattebayo.

Later on, when we found out the Sand Siblings' dirty little secret, I wanted to kill them! I mean… How could something like that have happened? Who would have let it happen? When I find out, they're going to have to answer to me, Naruto Uzumaki! The next Hokage, dattebayo! When I'm Hokage, I'm going to have to have a really long chat with whoever runs the Sand village!

Things won't be like that forever. I'll make sure of it.

There are people suffering over there, 'ttebayo. If that's how someone who was protected all their life ended up, someone important, and a ninja too, imagine all of the regular people-the citizens!

But I'm getting ahead of myself. The Chunin exams were… Not what I expected them to be. I mean, I never could have guessed that the guy who beat Kabuto's teammate, the guy who fought Shino, who talked to me after Hinata's fight and looked worried during Bushy Brows', wasn't real. Apparently he was that creepy puppet the whole time! But I had other things to worry about. I mean, Orochimaru, dattebayo! Now there's a bad guy, if I ever met one!

But what we didn't know was that there was a new enemy already forming right under our noses, 'ttebayo. And I'm not talking about Uchiha Itachi and his fish friend, Kisame.

The Eisei clan: Kushin, Senshi, Rudorori and Mazamaru the monkey, Ririka, and the old woman only known as Obaachan. Each one skilled in a certain Ninja art.

This was the new threat to both Konoha and Suna alike. But if you want to know about them, you'd have to talk to Shikamaru or that girl from the sand village, dattebayo. I was away when they came.