"Oh no, this isn't FABULOUS at all. I can't be the son of Wuya, I am the friendliest warrior in the whole entire galaxy!" moaned Dana, thinking about the truth behind his past.
Kimiko came and joined him, she felt sorry for the dragon of ice.
"Dana, why are you upset? Is it because Wuya is your mother, or is it because so many XS fans believe there's going to be an ice dragon?" she asked.
"The first one…" whispered Dana.
"Ah, right then," Kimiko said, nodding.
Another day soon came along; Fungmeister himself came to the dragons to tell them extremely sad and terrible news.
"Since evil has become so strong, we will have to blow up the temple and move to another random country," he explained.
The dragons didn't seem to give a poop at all.
"Ooh! Ooh! Can we go to Japan and meet my sister Samantha? We can also visit her nice house, her powers of lava and her non Japanese name!" Asked Kimiko.
"NO. We shall go to Spain, because a lot of stuff happens there!" replied Fung.
"Yeah, and we did go and visit your other sisters, like Kimi, Kim, Kimik, Miko, Mik, Ik, Okimik, Okim and Manfred," added Raimundo.
They walked away from the temple; they looked sadly back at it. Dana, using his super special powers, created an ice berg to crush the temple slowly. Dojo used his extremely powerful powers to burn the whole of the area, because every one of his fans forgot he had very weak fire breath, LIKE THEY DO IN EVERY FRIKIN DOJO FIC.
"Hey, wait a sec, weren't there other monks at the temple?" Clay asked.
"I don't think so, I think the writers forgot that there were other monks around the start of season 2," Dana replied, FABULOUSLY.
They then flew to the European country of Spain, because the writer came from Europe and thought it would be easier to write about their adventures in a country that was familiar to him.
"Wow, I just forgot that we ever lived in China," said Raimundo.
They created a new temple out of the carcass of an unknown comedian (A robotic one) in the capitol of Madrid.
"Get ready Dana, for tomorrow you shall fight the fiend Petunia, the best villain in the world," said the wise Master.
"Yeah, and I'm Spanish!" shouted Raimundo.
"No you're not, Brazilians are Portuguese…" said Kimiko.
"Shuddup BIATCH! The writer always has to assume that he's Spanish!" growled Dojo.
Dana prepared his awesome moves that night. He practised Wudai Glacier Ice, because the writer forgot (Or totally ignored the fact) that Wudai moves are named after things to do with outer space. He practiced that move that spoofs Naruto (A program I have hardly seen enough to properly understand) and upgraded it slightly. He changed its name, and made it fire flaming Dana cosplayers instead of normal ones. He was now ready, and fully prepared to fight Petunia.
ON THE NEXT EPSODE OF SV TRIBUTE:
The two awesome sues face off, Dana and Petunia. Who will win the ultimate war and win Kimiko's heart, find my pencil, and restore world order? Tune in next time for the exciting episode of SV TRIBUTE!
