"What is it?"
We walked into the TARDIS. The Doctor pressed a button on the console
"Doctor?"
"The TARDIS found something."
"But I thought it was broken?"
"So did I. But somepony fixed her."
"What do you mean?"
The Doctor tossed the Physic paper towards me "Somepony sent me a message."
I opened it, in neatly printed letters it said:
~Fixed you ship. And there's something you'd better see.
"Well that was nice of them."
"But who could possibly get in the TARDIS? Now, they said there's something I should see but what?" he narrowed his eyes "Oh. That's what."
"What is it?"
"Something very big is orbiting this planet, and something tells me that it's not here for a cup of tea."
"What is it?"
"Pinkie, remember what we said about the bird things coming in egg things."
"yeah why?"
"Well whoever fixed the TARDIS also found some big birds… made of the same material as the eggs… that look very similair." He looked at me.
"And?" I paused "oooohhhhhh."
"Yeah."
"And the ponies out there are…"
"Yeah."
"How big are we talking?"
"Big."
"Oooooooohhhhhhh."
"yeah."
"That's a problem."
"Yep."
"Got a plan?"
"Nope."
"Welp."
"We'd better stop them before things get out of hand."
"Don't you mean hoof?"
"Yes."
Unfortunately things already had got out of hoof. Most of the Eggs, amazingly, had been destroyed. Only a few were left from what I could see
"uh oh."
"This is bad." The Doctor jumped on top of a crate "EVERYPONY STOP!"
He was ignored. Ignored by everypony except for Flint. "are you crazy? These things want to destroy us!"
"And it will be much worse if you do not stop this right now!"
"How so?"
"Parents! These are just the babies, not the fully grown thing and now that you've gone and destroyed them all, the big ones won't be happy."
"Did we mention they're huge?"
"And how can we trust you? I chose to believe that in some way this is all your fault."
"Look, it showed up on my ships scanner and I know that it's never wrong about these things! Stop it now!"
Flint threw down his pipe "Fine." He took off
"What are you doing?" the Doctor called out
"Stopping it now!"
"What do you think he's gonna do?"
"No idea, now the real question is, what are we gonna do?"
"It's time to put my amazing plan into action!" I bounced onto a platform
"Pinkie what are you doing?"
Some music started up
"Pinkie, what's going on?"
I burst into song
Hey, everypony, we've got another problem on our hooves
All the little eggs are gone but there are big ones on the way
"Pinkie… Why are you doing this?"
And they don't seem very happy 'cause those were the babies
And we are probably in trouble now
"People are staring"
So everypony stop what you're doing and do something else I guess
I really don't know what to say
"I'm slightly disturbed by this."
We're really in trouble we have been from the start
But now it's worse
We are out of the frying pan and into the fire
The Doctor shoved his hoof into my mouth "Stop singing, it's really not helping."
I bit him
"Ow! You bit me!"
"You shoved your hoof in my mouth! What was I supposed to do, ask you to take it out?"
"Well I would have taken it out anyways; you didn't need to bite me!"
"Oh well!"
By now Flint had returned, and behind him was Trinket
"That was…. Interesting" She said "Please explain what it was about." We had the whole crowd's attention at this point
:"Oh, right, Well I was just checking on my ship and something showed up on the scanners that looked very similar to these, Egg things that you have all been fight today, except bigger. Much bigger. I believe that considering that these are organic beings, not robots, that this is their breeding ground. And those were the babies, and their gonna notice."
Silence.
"Oh…"
Panic erupted. Again. That arsonist pony began setting stuff on fire, but Gummy jumped on him
"Will you stop that!" He asked. It was really more of an order than a question.
My knees began to feel pinchy
"Pinchy knees, something scary is about to happen!" I exclaimed
There was a loud boom in the distance
We didn't even look behind us. We didn't have to.
We just started running.
