Chapter 6-'Rolling in the Deep' by Adele

A/N: HERRO READERS. Lol sorry my chapter before was kinda short :P so…how's life? OH YEAH AND ENJOY THIS CHAPTER :) OKAY BAI. Oh wait-this chapter is going to be in Bryanna's POV, just saying. And I don't own Snickers bars or The Woman in Black…gladly…lol when I went to go see it I almost peed my pants and had to sleep with the lights on for like a week XD OH, and I don't own Twizzlers or Skittles. Or David Tennant…as much I want to lolz. He is quite the sexy beast XD

-Phineas

"…THE MOVIE THEATER. WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING NORMAL. I HEARD WOMAN IN BLACK IS PLAYING?" Jay excitedly fangirled. "OMG, DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS SO, LIKE, THE S-E-X-Y WORD! Hehe I'm such a bad boy! (A/N: insert 'watch out, we got a bad $$ over here' meme) So, how about Friday night?"

"I-um, okay…" I stated, not paying attention to Jay but instead the giant glazed donut sitting atop the roof of the donut shop. I felt some dribble dribble out of my wide mouth as I daydreamed about stuffing it in my mouth. Ah, the joys of being able to fit all of the food in the world in my mouth at once…

The clock tik-ed slowly until Friday rolled around. Which is pretty ironic, seeing as rolling is my fave way of transportation. As I jogged, (well, rolled, actually) to the movie theater, someone drove by and I heard "YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GIVES HERSELF GROUP HUGS. (A/N: insert 'forever alone' meme here) Wait, you are that Bryanna girl's mother, right? Well, close enough." (A/N: pretend they had a long enough time to say all that :3) I, not getting the joke as usual, continued to roll on the sidewalk until I was stopped by the police.

"Excuse me, young man, oh wait, I meant young, er, lady I guess? Well anyways, your rolling has been in the way of several cars, causing a traffic jam. We must ask you to stop or we will find a punishment suitable for you. In this case, it would probably be to chain you to a tree on the grass and starve you." He stated grimly. I hadn't realized, but my head was sticking into the middle of the road because the sidewalk was too small for me. I stared at him in horror; feeling like this was more of a death sentence than punishment. Making the okay meme face, I nodded and ate a Snickers bar for energy and started trudging at a turtle speed to the nearest theater, which was a block from where I am now.

When I finally got to the theater a couple of decades later (pretend everyone's still alive), I spotted Jay Yinkelberg sitting on a bench eating a bucket of popcorn looking very bored and annoyed. I casually walked up to him and tried to begin a conversation.

"HI JAY YINKELBERG." I batted my eyelashes flirtatiously and winked at him.

"Why are you so late?" he said, not bothering with politeness.

"I, er-rolling, and the pops, uh, Snickers, um, yo mama?"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA?"

"Nothing…OMG WAIT. I NEED SOME FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD." I reached into my gut sized satchel and pulled out a giant bowl of the custard and a huge plate of fish fingers.

"Okay. Let's go in. (not out hehe) Daniel Radcliffe is waiting for me. And if you get too scared, let's just go to that pirate movie." Jay said. I was pretty surprised that it was still playing after all this time, ALWAYS. We swaggered in (LIKE A DRACO LOLZ) and found our seats. Well, actually, I took up all of the seats and Jay just sat on the floor. When all of the commercials were finally over, the beginning started and I almost got a heart attack when those three girls jumped out of the window (one was ginger, I think :3), and that was NOT all of those Snickers talking. I looked to my right and saw that Jay was gone. I immediately assumed he went to the pirate movie, but when he came frolicking five minutes later with a bag of Twizzlers (ahem Ferb, sound familiar? XD), I jumped (all the seats broke after that) with excitement for I had eaten all of my food. I snatched the bag from Jay's hands and stuffed it plastic and all, into my mouth.

"WATCH IT WAN." Jay screeched. "THOSE TWIZZLERS ARE !"

"TASTE THE RAINBOW!" I hollered back, taking a random stranger's Skittles and chucked it at Jay.

During all of this commotion, a random dude stood up and bellowed, "BRYAAANNAAAAAA! BRRYAAAANNNNAAAAAAA! MY NAME IS STEVEN! BRYANNNAAAAAAAAAAAA! DO YOU REMEMBER ME? !"

I dropped everything and slowly turned to face him. As I noticed from the corner of my eye, so did Jay. What I saw, though, wasn't the papery skin of Steven. Instead, it was a guy with very messy hair who had a mental look to him.

"SO THIS IS STEVEN?" (pretend like his voice sounded like Snape in AVPM/AVPS)

"Um…." I mumbled, quite confused. Turning to Steven, I asked "What's your name again?"

"Oh, Kendall! Kendall Luciel! Wait no-I'M THE DOCTOR."

"Doctor who?" I asked.

Just then, before I had a chance to ask any more questions, Jay turned to me and said "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH THE DOCTOR. But then again, I don't blame you. David Tennant is quite the looker." He winked and strode out of the theater leaving me more confused than ever. But, since I'm pretty used to that, I sat down and started eating the entire Hogwarts feast while watching the Woman in Black possessing little children and making them kill themselves.