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Quick Note: The characters are introduced in order of their IM screen names.


4. Go Back to France!

Shadow Ninja of the Red Moon has signed in.

IcePrincess has signed in.

Shadow Ninja of the Red Moon says: Hi Liza!

IcePrincess says: Why r u IMing me from across the room?

Shadow Ninja of the Red Moon says: Cuz I can!

IcePrincess says: Baka.

Shadow Ninja of the Red Moon says: IK!! I'ma add the others!

Shadowfyre has been added to the conversation.

PrettyinPink has been added to the conversation.

FledglingPhoenix has been added to the conversation.

IcePrincess says: Hi Ember, Kati, and Tia!

Shadow Ninja of the Red Moon says: HI!

Shadowfyre says: What's up?

PrettyinPink says: Not much.

FledglingPhoenix says: Same.

Shadow Ninja of the Red Moon says: Same ol' boring America?

FledglingPhoenix says: Yep.

IcePrincess says: Well Japan isn't boring at all!

The twins proceeded to tell their friends all about their experiences over the past few days. This, unfortunately, included the physical exams. Alyx went into great detail about how creepy it was that guys walked around half naked. She was promptly teased and/or asked, "We're they hot?"

Soon they had to go and bade their friends goodbye. Liza shut her computer, and so did her sister. They made sure their stuff was packed and homework finished. Well, Liza did anyway, but Alyx probably slacked off on her homework again.

"You wanna get some food?" Alyx asked, spinning around in her chair.

"Where? The kitchens are off limits because of your early morning excursions," Liza pointed out.

"THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT!"

"Yeah, and neither was pushing Tamaki into the painting."

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WAKE UP REDICULOUSLY EARLY NO MATTER WHAT TIME I GO TO BED!! AND FOR THE LAST TIME, TAMAKI FELL INTO THE PAINTING!! I DIDN'T PUSH HIM!!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Liza said, rolling her eyes.

"Do you want something to eat?" Alyx asked again.

"School is in like ten minutes."

"So?"

"So, we have to be there and learn, you know…stuff."

Alyx paused, "Well while you're learning…stuff…I'm gonna go get something to eat. You're welcome to come."

"Hm…ok!"

Alyx chuckled at her sister's two-second change-of-heart. She knew it was coming and didn't complain or point it out. So the two girls headed toward KFC.

"Why are we going to KFC for breakfast?!" Liza asked, staring at the fake bucket with Colonel Sanders on it.

"'Cause the popcorn chicken rules!"

"For breakfast?"

"Your point?"

"Touché."

So they got their chicken, potatoes, and biscuit, and they headed off to school. Since Alyx hadn't bothered to check a clock, and Liza had been indecisive, they ended up being half an hour late for school. So they got a detention, but they weren't complaining.

"SWEET! WE GET TO MISS THE CLUB!" they cried, not the least bit upset about missing that day's activities.

"Why were you guys late?" Haruhi asked during their between-class free time.

"We were hungry," they answered together.

"You were hungry?" Hikaru asked, attempting to join the conversation.

"So you bought chicken?" the confounded Kaoru questioned.

"Did you hear something?" Liza answered her sister, completely ignoring the twins.

"Hai, some sort of buzzing. You think there's a fly in here?" Alyx replied.

"So you guys were late for getting chicken?" Haruhi clarified.

"Yep!" they said, each popping a piece of popcorn chicken into their mouth.

"You two are really something," Haruhi and the Hitachiins said together as the next class started.

"THERE IT WAS AGAIN!" the girls cried.

Alyx and Liza sat in detention, staring at a random Shounen Jump together.

"Club should be starting now…"Liza said, flipping the page.

"So?" Alyx asked, cluelessly.

"Did you forget the other reason why we were late?" Liza whispered, trying to get Alyx to take the hint.

Alyx snickered, "Oh, yeah."

Glancing at the sleeping teacher, she motioned toward the door.

"Won't we get into trouble?" Liza asked, uncertain and not wanting to dig an even deeper hole for herself.

"Hmm," Alyx glanced at the fire alarm and pulled out a lighter.

"Why do you have that?" Liza yelped, alarmed.

"I'm a pyro!" Alyx replied, as if it were obvious.

As quietly as she could, she snuck up by it. Balancing on the counter, she flipped the lid off the lighter. None of the other students were paying any attention and Liza grabbed their stuff, ready to run.

"Click goes the lighter, whoosh goes the flame," Alyx sang the made-up tune to herself as she completed the motions, "RING! goes the alarm that's the name of the game!"

Of course, Alyx was smart enough to pretend to be looking up a word in the Dictionary when the annoying ringing went off. Students screamed and rushed out of the room. Sirens and screams sounded throughout the school as students fled the building. The girl-twins acted startled and scared as well, but it was very hard not to grin.

They exited the school and, unfortunately for them, met up with the rest of the club, who had been on their way to the Third Music Room. Quickly, Alyx and Liza tried to hide, but they were spotted anyway.

"Alyx-chan! Liza-chan!" Hunny called, happily.

"Crap!" they said simultaneously, "A-ano, hey Hunny-sempai."

"Where were you? Why weren't you coming with us to the club? Ne? Ne?" Hunny asked, a million miles per second.

"Well you see, uh, funny story about that!" Liza said nervously.

Alyx took over for her, "We pied a teacher in the face!"

"What?" Liza, Tamaki, Hunny, Haruhi, and the annoying buzzes (the twins) asked.

"Yeah, it was a lemon meringue. Never did like those. But yeah, she made me mad, so I threw a pie at her face," Alyx rambled.

"DID NOT!" Hikaru and Kaoru argued, "YOU WENT AND BOUGHT CHICKEN!!"

"Liza," Alyx said while swatting he air by her face, "Those annoying buzzes are back."

Alyx laughed and the boy-twins looked pissed.

"Well now that you're here, you can come to the club," Haruhi said.

Alyx and Liza went wide-eyed, "I never knew Haruhi was capable of being so evil."

"Huh?" she asked.

"Yay! Alie-chan and Li-chan are coming today!" Hunny cried happily.

"Alie-chan?" Alyx asked.

"Li-chan?" Liza asked.

Hunny looked sad, "Do you not like your nicknames?"

"No it's not that," they answered, " We'ver just never been given a different nickname. Hey! Our nicknames have nicknames!"

"So can I call you Alie-chan and Li-chan?" Tamaki asked hopefully,

"No," they answered flatly.

The rambunctious blonde deflated. The Hayashis just shrugged and walked to the club with Hunny and Mori.

"Wait, Hunny," Liza said.

"Huh? Why?" he asked.

"You'll see," Alys replied cryptically.

When Tamaki and the others caught up, Alyx and Liza staged a conversation about the first thing stupid that happened to pop into their head. In this case, it was cheese.

"The best is obviously Colby Jack," Alyx stated.

"No way! Swiss is way better!" Liza argued.

"Um, why are you arguing about cheese?" Haruhi asked.

Alyx gasped, "Because! Cheese makes the world go 'round!"

"I thought that was chocolate," Liza stated bluntly.

"Chocolate?! Where?!" Alyx yelped excitedly, and searched the most random of places for the phantom chocolate.

"Wow, you're retarded," Hikaru stated.

"OH TEH NOES!!" Alyx and Liza cried, "TEH BUZZIES ARE BACK!!"

They ran around for a few seconds before bumping into Kyouya.

"KONNICHI WA!" they greeted happily.

He blinked and immediately wondered what they were plotting.

"Hey Kyouya/Tamaki," Alyx and Liza said simultaneously, "Be a man and open the doors for us girls."

"OK!" Tamaki agreed right away, and was completely oblivious to the fact that Alyx would rather wear pink (which would probably kill her) than ask him for help with anything.

Kyouya, being the smarter of the two (by a lot), asked, "Why couldn't you have Hunny do it?"

Alyx gasped indignantly.

Liza snapped at him, "How could you even suggest that we make him do manual labor?!"

"What about Takashi?" Hunny asked.

"Eh? Mori's here?" Liza inquired, genuinely shocked.

"Of course he was here! How could you miss him?! I mean he's always talking. Seriously! I've never in my life met such a chatterbox!" Alyx carried on sarcastically and turned to Mori, "You know, you really shouldn't talk so much. People might take you to be a hopeless gossip."

Everyone just blinked, dumbfounded.

"How did you come to that conclusion?" Karou asked.

"I think the flies are stalking Tamaki," Alyx muttered, then in a announcer's voice, said, "Oh Great Buzzes of Annoyingness, what dost thou wanteth with me?"

"You're retarded," Liza, Kaoru, and Hikaru agreed, "Is sarcasm a second language for you?"

"Of course not!" Alyx answered, "It's my only language!"

"Shall we get the doors, Mademoiselles?" Tamaki asked formally.

"Yes, you shall," Alyx and Liza answered with terrible British accents.

Tamaki had his hand on the handle of the door and turned slowly and, playing the gentleman, bowed as he opened the door.

Quickly, Liza and her sister jumped out of the way and hid behind the two they were supposed to be shunning.

"What the…?" the buzzes asked, then the door swung open and greeted them with a most unexpected surprise.


Kura: I think chapter four is our longest chapter! Wait, never mind, chapter three was. Man, my back is getting sore from sitting here at the computer. Sigh Well, what do you think is gonna happen? I'd just love to tell you, but I'm feeling exceptionally evil for some reason today. So you'll have to find out when I get the next part up! Lucky for you, that might be tomorrow. I make no promises. However, I will be nice and not make you wait for a ridiculously long time. Wow, we need to get going on the draft...we only have about half of chapter six written. Oh, P.S. we decided to be smart and write shorter chapters. Don't worry, you're not missing anything. We're just pre-dividing the chapters and making them their own chapters instead of BLAHBLAH parts one and two. Ok? Ok! See ya!