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Chapter six: Fudge

"Now, who can tell me what the word 'Fudge' means?" Shigure asked the class, as they entered day six of their private class. As usual, Manabe eagerly raised his hand, and this time so did Tohru.

"Finally a new hand to call on!" Shigure cried out, as he pointed at Tohru for an answer.

"Fudge is chocolate right?"

"Wrong!" Manabe yelled at her face. "Fudge is the F word!"

"What is the F word?" Tohru asked with a confused face. "I thought fudge is chocolate?"

"No it's not!" Manabe whined. "Chocolate is chocolate!"

"You guys are both right!" Shigure yelled over Manabe. "Fudge can be the F word, and it also can mean chocolate."

"What is the F word Shigure-san?"
Uo, Yuki and Kyo immediately went by her side and tried to distract Shigure from telling her profranity free tongue and ears the meaning of the F word.

"Why, the F word is Fuck! You can use it when you're angry or just for pleasure! Take for instance: 'Ah Fudge, I failed the test!'"

"I see... is this sentence correct: 'Fuck, I got fudge on my skirt!'"

The eyes of people around her widened, as Yuki banged his head against his hand, Shigure laughed with pleasure and Uo and Kyo looking ready to pound Shigure to the ground.

"Why yes, it is my flower! You are learning very quickly! How about another sentence?"
"Tohru, you will not give another sentence!" Uo ordered her, as Kyo gave Shigure a punch on the nose.

"Shigure-san are you okay?" Tohru cried as he fell towards the floor.

"I'm alright, just make a story and we'll call it a day..." Shigure sighed, his nose throbbing with pain.

This time, Tohru started the story off and passed it around. Once it was all done, she read it aloud:

"Manabe calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program after eating tons of fudge.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.

"I gotta buy more fudge!" The man cried, running to the store to buy more."

By the time she finished reading, everyone was cracking up, that is except for Manabe who told everyone to be quiet.


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Chapter 7 Letter G:

-Geek: carnival performer who does disgusting acts

-Gay: A homosexual person, or someone full of happiness.