Chapter 7
Dreamgirl: This took me a couple of hours but it was sooooo much fun to write. Again, I had to had tylenol because I wrote backwards again, but I promise to stop that in the next chapter. Okay, now for the disclaimer!
Fai: As everyone well knows, D.G. does not own TRC. The wonderful CLAMP does. Wait, where is Kurgy-burger?
Kurogane: Don't call me gay names, damn it! You need to be put in a house for psychos. They should tie you up, slap you around, tease you, and...I wanna *beep beep beep* *D.G. covers his mouth yet again and throws him into a garbage can*
Dreamgirl: Trash belongs in the garbage can. This story is rated M for sex scenes, foul language, and adult themes.
Kurogane's POV
I seriously have no fucking clue what is up with that damn mage! One minute he'll be jumping for joy, and the next he'll be trying to kill you. I'm tired of these constant mood swings. And on top of that, he's been puking his guts out for the past 3 weeks. I make him soup and shit but he just throws it up after a couple of minutes. I honestly believe he got a stomach virus. A) Because he keeps throwing up. B) Because he has somewhat of a little belly. Not much, I could barely tell it is there, but it is. I remember one time when I got a virus, my felt huge and I had a belly. Well, that was when I was a kid. But for it to last 3 weeks, it's unheard of. I insisted on calling a doctor but the stupid piece of crap won't let me. He claims to feel fine just a little…full (as he says).
And because of that idiot, my birthday was a disaster. Yeah, I just turned 26 a two weeks ago on May 6th. And on that day, the idiot decided to splurt his guts out like never before. He suddenly got hungry and started eating as if he were eating for three people. And an hour later…
Flashback
"BLECH!!!!!!" That was all that was heard as Fay, who was on the couch, vomited. And boy, he did not stop. Kurogane and Fay had just finished having a birthday feast (even though Fay was sick) and they were both making out on the couch. When the magician suddenly stopped, looked pale and at the same time, green, Kurogane knew what was about to happen. The blonde automatically turned to the trash can on the side of the sofa and spewed out all of the food that had once been on the table. "Tch, ouy diputs egam. T'ndluoc ouy tiaw llit RETFA I dekcuf ouy?" Yet, none of them understood the other. Kurogane sighed, "On tniop ni gniyrt ot lley, ouy t'ndluow dnatsrednu". The Celesian blonde mage finally stopped and said, "Je suis désolé, Kurogane, je n'ai pas signifié pour vomir. Il semble juste plus dur et plus dur journalier conserver la nourriture normale vers le bas. Je suis si désolé pour ruiner votre anniversaire, svp pardonnez-moi !"* To Kurogane, he recognized the mage saying his name. Plus, Fay seemed sad and apologetic, so the ninja understood that he was saying sorry. "Ouy kool yrros, llew ouy dluohs eb. Tub I evigrof ouy". Kurogane wrapped an arm around Fay and the blonde's head rested on the taller man's shoulder. The magician was hyperactive and did not sit still. Then, he went completely still and tears were in his eyes, "Je t'aime, Kurogane. Vous savez cela ? Vous êtes la meilleure chose qui est jamais arrivée à moi. Une minute vous pouvez être fou, mais lui won' ; séjour de t long. Le prochain, vous m'aimerez comme si j'étais le seul air que vous avez respiré. J'aime que vous me fassiez le sentir voulu."** The red-eyed man was startled by the sudden mood swing, "Yhw era ouy gniyrc? Fi s'ti tuoba eht doof s'ti on gib laed". Fay then hugged Kurogane and kissed him on the cheek. "Haey, I evol ouy ot", the ninja said.
End of Flashback
Fay's POV
It has been very confusing for me. I have noticed that feel different each and every minute. I get hungry more often but it is like there is something inside me that tends to push it all back out. The only thing that can be digested is fruits and salad. Even after that, I still don't understand what Kurogane says to me. Sometimes we make love but I choose for it to be doggy-style now. I have no possible idea why, though. It is like that something is begging me to keep it alive. The thing is, I don't know if it is good or bad. I can obviously see that Kuro-sama thinks it is a virus and that I should get checked, but I am afraid that they might find something out of the ordinary. I haven't tried to explain to my lover what I believe it might be, but I think I may have a deadly substance within me. It is possible someone tried to poison me and that poison is reacting to my magic and it has become a mutant. My other theory is that I was injected, purposely, with alien DNA and now this is all my conversion into becoming another species. But what do I know?
Although, today was the last straw for Kuro-pipi. He made me eggs with bacon and cheese and just the sight of it made me gag. Of course, I threw up right on the spot. The spot being on Kurogane's shirt. By the look on his face, I knew he was going to drag me all the way down to the hospital. And that is what he ended up doing. "S'taht ti!! Ev'I dleh ni hguone!! I detcepser eht tcaf taht ouy t'ndid want ot 'nikcuf o got eht rotcod, tub hguone si hguone!!" He tried to throw me over his shoulder but I explained (using body language) that I accepted the sad truth, but he was not, under any circumstances, allowed to treat me roughly. I did this all by walking out the door and settling myself into the Honda we leased. Kuro-puu must've felt like a complete, if I may say so myself, asshole. But he kept quiet all through the ride to the hospital. The thing was, I never promised that I would translate for him. Hehehehe….
Normal POV
Kurogane could very well see the little evil smirk creeping up on Fay's pale face. He was afraid of what was about to come. He always knew that the mage could twist around anyone's words. For example, if one told Fay "I will never leave you", he could come up with, "But you never said that you would never die". If one said, "I dislike you", he would say, "Which means you love me because you never said you hated me". No matter what Kurogane tried, Fay always found a way to get what he wanted. And he knew that, that he was about to use his skill to get out of this. 'He is so god damn wrong', the ninja thought. As Kurogane parked in an empty space they found, he grabbed the idiot by the collar and half dragged him into the emergency room. It wasn't as full as the ninja expected it to be. They walked up to the front desk (or whatever it's called) and an African American girl was right there on the phone. Kurogane could've sworn he saw Fay's grin get bigger. He had a bad feeling about this.
Fay's POV
He had no idea how happy I felt when I saw the girl that I thought, 'There is no way she would understand Kurogane if he tried speaking to her'. My lover nudged me and I looked at the girl with a sorry smile. "I'm sorry, my boyfriend here thinks I am sick. But as you can see, I most certainly am not. He has just had too many drinks is all. Sorry to waste your time". I was about to turn and leave when Kuro-koi kept me in place and said to me, "I wonk ouy t'nod nalp no gniksa rof pleh, os m'I denimreted ot peek ouy ereh". Our misunderstanding was interrupted by the girl, "Um…does your boyfriend speak Japanese?" I turned to look at her, "Yes, he does. Why do you a—?" I didn't even get a chance to ask when she began speaking in another language that sounded similar to what Kurogane was saying before. "Olleh ris, ouy evah on aed woh looc ti si ot kaeps ot enoemos ni ym evitan egaugnal!" Kurogane's jaw dropped, "Tiaw, ouy kaeps esenapaj?" The girl nodded. I then asked her, "You speak Japanese?" The girl responded, "Of course, my father was Japanese and I lived there half my life. Wait, so you two don't understand each other?" My sweat dropped. Shit, my plans are ruined!! I was in my inner turmoil but I kept a grip. "It is a long story, but no, I do not speak Japanese. My lover, Kurogane, may want to ask you some questions". I saw no reason why to keep the charade up, I lost anyway. I was going to be admitted. Damn you hitsuzen.
Kurogane's POV
YES!!!! That fuckin' bastard couldn't get away with it this time! Ha ha ha, serves him right for making me live with puke for three weeks. But whatever, I had a lovely conversation with Ai, the girl at the front desk. Apparently, he mother was African American and her father was from Japan. Ai also turned out to be a doctor. The only reason why she was on desk duty was because they were low on staff members. I told her the reason why we were there and asked if it was possible that she'd be the one to check Fay. She agreed. Now, we're heading to one of the empty rooms and Fay is sulking at his loss. You know, he may not realize it, but I understand English almost perfectly fine. I just let the mage think I'm a fucking idiot. He's not the only one that can keep a façade on.
Ai gives Fay a gown and steps out for a bit. She then comes back in to have a nervous idiot lying down on the examination table. "Okay, Fay, I need you to relaxed. I only need a urine and blood sample and to check your genital areas", Ai said handing a test cup. I understood enough to let a small laugh out. "This is NOT funny, Kurogane!!" the little bonde shit yelled. Ouch, I hated being called by my full name by him. To avoid any problems, I shut up. Fay got up and headed to the bathroom, he came back seconds later with a filled cup. He gave to Ai and she placed it into a container beside her. She quickly injected a needle into him and took out two tubes of blood. "Now, up you go. I need you to sit on here, position your feet onto the corners, and spread your legs wide open", Ai said without embarrassment. I kept a straight face but inside I was practically dying! I'm gonna bother Fay with that one later on.
Normal POV
Fay was positioned as if he were about to give birth. "Era ouy yako htiw gnittis ereht?" Ai asked Kurogane, who was sitting right next to her and could see the blonde's goods. "Fi ouy dection, esoht syekcih were left by me", Kurogane said without embarrassment. Ai blushed but then turned to look onto Fay's abdomen. She noticed a small belly and put pressure against it, "Does it hurt, Fay?" The blonde replied, "No, but it feels uncomfortable". Ai realized that the bump was a little hard and brushed it off as a natural belly. 'It couldn't possibly be…' she thought, 'Well, just to be sure…' "When was the last time you guys had sex?" she boldly asked getting up and slipping off her gloves. Both men blushed. Kurogane understood enough to get flushed. Fay was the paler one, so his was noticeable. He closed his legs and sat up, "Um…well, we always make love". Ai's face looked harsh, "No, I mean when was the last time you did it before you got sick?" Fay thought for a moment but it was Kurogane who answered, "Tuoba neves skeew oga". "Ah, so it has been close to two months. Well, I'm going to run this through a test and see what comes up. Lets see, it's nine a.m., by six this afternoon you'll get the results. I will personally call you myself", Ai walked out of the room with an expressionless face.
Fay's POV
Kurogane and I did not speak to one another until we got home. My tall lover sat down and turned on the television. At that moment, I realized something. I spoke to him in English to prove my point, "You understand English!?" Kurogane looked at me and nodded. "What the fuck!? And you didn't TELL me? What happened to not keeping any secrets from each other, huh?" The ninja shut off the television, got up, and turned to face me. His face showed no emotion, but his eyes said that he didn't understand everything that was being said to him. I yelled in frustration, "C'est une charge de connerie!"*** I started crying again, damn it, hate it when I cry. But then he hugged me. I just cried harder. He still said nothing, of course knowing that I can't understand what he says.
The day flew by, today was our day off and so I did laundry and Kurogane made a fruit salad. It was only five o'clock when the phone rang. The phone was right next to Kurogane, so he picked it up. "Konnichiwa" (A/N: This is basically the only word I can spell in Japanese so I put it in). There was a moment of silence and Kuro-sama's face suddenly went blank. He dropped the fork he had in his hand and turned to look at me. In a heavy accent he said, "It's for you". I walked over to him and pried the phone out of his hand, "Hello?" A calm Ai started speaking, "Fay, I just finished telling Kurogane. Fortunately, there is nothing wrong with you". 'Wait, so nothing's wrong? Then why did…' My thoughts were cut off by Ai, "Fay…you're pregnant".
*Translation: I am sorry, Kurogane, I did not mean to vomit. It just seems harder and harder every day to keep normal food down. I am so sorry for ruining your birthday, please forgive me!
**Translation: I love you, Kurogane. You know that? You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. One minute you can be mad, but it won't stay long. The next, you will love me as if I were the only air you breathed. I love that you make me feel wanted.
***Translation: This is a load of bullshit!
Dreamgirl: Uh oh, I left you guys at a cliffy!! Fai's pregnant!?!?!? O_O Review some more and I'll update sooner.
