Uhmmmm...You guys there? Ahahahaaaa anyways, I'm being a baddd writer because there are like, REALLY short chapters that I'm giving you. It's like sharing a chocolate bar with you, except biting off a humungous piece with saliva and then giving you the incredibly small piece. Yeah. DISGUSTING. So, this time I'ma give you an extra long chocolate bar.
But, today is Labor Day, and y'all are prob. on vacation, so this is for all of you people who aren't on vacation, who has nothing to do and is on the computer, bored. Like me, except I have a sprained ankle. Bleh :( ON WITH THIS MADNESS!
Reviewer Responses
ayame028: thanks, the funny moment was based on a school field trip in grade school. We were sitting down around a campfire (it was an overnight trip), and we heard this humungous fart. Immediatly after the long, disgusting fart ended, a boy stood up, like IMMEDIATLY, stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs, red-faced, "I DIDN'T DO IT!" Whata liar.
falkonrukichiki: FART goes the weasle... yeah, I just HAD to add that in there. My humortality (yes, humortality) is disappearing, so I had to, or else I would have to change the thingy from Romance/Humor, to Romance/Failure. So, yeah.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN BLEACH BUT I DO OWN THIS FANFIC AND A BOTTLE OF BLEACH FOR LAUNDRY! :D SUCCESS
Chapter 7
Ichigo's POV
I shot up from my bed. Whew, good! That was just a dream. But, it was also bad. Like, you know, would've kissed Rukia, but then I would've...yeeeah. Y'know how sometimes bad stuff happen but the good stuff happen too and so you want like it to happen, but not to happen...NEVER MIND. I snoozed my alarm clock and stared at the calendar. It was August, and it was only 4 more days until school started...i think. I soon heard my dad yell "ICHIGGOOOOOO!" and so, i changed into my clothes. I walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. On the kitchen table was a lonely plate of pancakes and a glass a milk.
"Oh, Ichigo, I have to go run some errands, so keep the house tidy!" My dad was in his swimming trunks and had no shirt on. On his belly, a smiley face was drawn.
"Dad, don't go out like that. You're gonna embarrass yourself!" I yelled.
"Hah! As if! ALL THE KIDS ARE DOING IT!" My dad just grinned and ran out the door. Sometimes I feel bad for him. I started to eat my pancakes, when suddenly the door burst open, and my dad came running in while yelling, "I FORGOT TO WEAR SHIRT AND PANTS!" I sighed. When my dad was ready to go back outside, in CLOTHES, he told me, "Hey, Ichigo, can you take the girls to their Middle School Orientation? It's gonna be their first year in Junior High, so yes! It starts at 2:00 P.M.!" I looked at the time. It was...12:56. I finished eating, washed, and stared out my bedroom window, waiting for my sisters to get ready. As I was looking out the window, I saw Rukia walk out of her house and went to get her mail in her mailbox. Hmmm, she was wearing a yellow dress,so if i scoot this way, I might see her- aha! Yes, I can see her bra... Whatthe? Is that Chappie the Bunny on her bra? Hah! Looks like it.
Rukia turned to look at my window, and realized I was staring at her. I opened my window.
"Hey, hey, hey! WHAZZUP, RUKIA-" Thwack! What the? She had thrown the rolled-up newspaper at my face.
"OW! Yeesh, Rukia!" I closed my window, and watched her stick out her tongue. Then, she went back inside. Hmph. Attitude. But, that's interesting. My type of girl...
"Ichi-nii-san!" (A/N: It's pretty cool how you can call him Ichi-nii-san, when it also means: 1,2,3) my sisters yelled in unison. "We're ready~!" I grabbed my keys, and left the house.
Rukia's POV
Ugh! That stupid Ichigo was peeking at me! Idiot. I threw all the magazines over my shoulder and the important business mail in one pile for Byakuya, the greetings from friends in another pile (one of them was from Hitsugaya who lives across from us, saying that he got a new phone), and all the stuff for me (school reminders, magazines, etc.) in another pile. Then, I stared at myself in the mirror. I was wearing a yellow dress with a flower. I realized I could see my bra. My Chappie bra. My eyes widened and I flushed red. ICHIGO COULD'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THAT! OH CRUD! I quickly changed into a T-Shirt and jeans and made sure nothing showed. After that, I got ready to babysit- well, not babysit, but take my neighbor, Kenpachi's little daughter to her middle school orientation. It's her first year there y'know.
I straightened my hair, and walked out of my house and knocked at Kenpachi's. The door opened in a split second, and Kenpachi was standing in front of me with a humungous sword, ready to hit me. Wait- WHAT?
"A-AH!" I shrieked.
"Oh, I'm s-sorry, Rukia, umm, I was just, ahmmm, waiting for someone. Yeeah. Here, take Yachiru, and if you make ONE scratch on her, I will- uhm...be mad..." Mr. Kenpachi hid his big ol' sword behind his back and closed the door.
"Uhm, okay then, Yachiru. Sorry to be rude, but, is your dad feeling ok?" I asked taking her hand.
"Nope! Never was!" Yachiru chirped, and started to skip. I followed her, hand in hand. She stopped.
"Where's your car?" she asked me.
"Huh? Oh, I don't have one yet," I told her, slightly embarrassed.
"So, we're gonna walk there?" Yachiru gasped. But, at that moment, Ichigo's garage opened, and this cool Cadillac came strolling out. Whoa.
"OOH, OOH, RUKIAA! CAN WE RIDE THAT CAR?" Yachiru started to jump up and down.
"A-as much as I want to, we can't just hitch-hike on randome people's cars-" the car stopped in front of us.
"Hey, y'all need a ride?" Ichigo asked.
"E-eh..." Oh, my.
"OFCOURSETHANKYOU! OPENTHEDOOR!" Yachiru yelled and jumped into his car.
"Yachiru! Your manners! And do not step in there, we are not going with him!"
"Whyyyyyy?" Yachiru asked, about to cry. The girls next to her, probably Ichigo's sisters, looked at me innocently. Even the one with the black hair that looked evil.
"Yeah, Rukia, are you trying to spoil the fun?" Ichigo added.
"OH SHADDUP!" I yelled. Opening the car door, I sat next to the drivers seat and slammed the door shut. "DRIVE!" I commanded. Then, the car started to move.
"Why'd you change clothes? I liked the other dress better," Ichigo smirked. I flicked him and slumped down the seat. The rest of the ride was a quiet ride, except for the part with Yachiru and the other girls. ("My daddy owns a big sword!" "Ooohhh! Cool!) When we reached the school, Ichigo parked.
"Guess what? We're here!" Ichigo yelled.
"I can see that!" I said, and climbed outta the car, and helped Yachiru out. We started to walk in and then one of Yachiru's friends ran up to her.
"Hiiii Yachiru!"
"Hiiii Nel!" Nel pointed to me and Ichigo.
"Are those your parents? If they are, they make a cute couple!" I swallowed hard.
"N-NO! W-WE ARE NOT IN ANY W-WAY REL-RELATED TO EACHOTHER!" I said, kinda loudly.
"Oh. Well you look like it!" Nel giggled. And Ichigo put his arm around me.
"We're not married, but we are in deep intamacy," he said. I stomped on his foot. Then, I caught a sight of orange hair.
"Orihime?" I asked. She turned around.
"RUKIA?" she ran and hugged me. Owwwww.
"Oh, I haven't seen you in OH SO LONG!" She yelled in my ear. Didn't she see me yesterday?
"What're you doing here?" I asked.
"AHAHAHA! I could ask the same thing. I'm here to take care of Nel-chan-chan with Ulqiourra!" Then, Ichigo burst out laughing from behind me.
"CHAN-CHAN! OOOOHHH HAHAHAAH, RUKIA-CHAN-CHAN!" That earned him acouple stares.
"Oh, cut it out!" I shrieked. Inoue gasped.
"Oooooohhh! Kurosaki-kun, why are you here? With Rukia? Don't tell me, are you two actually in love?"
"Ye-" I slapped my hand lazily on his mouth.
"NO."
"E-eh..Okay then. You sure do seem like it. He's always with you wherever you go! It seems like he cares a lot about you," Inoue said.
"That's a definition of a stalker," I rolled my eyes.
"Well, then. Seeya! I gotta go find Ulquiorra and Momo!" Momo? Hinamori Momo?
"Hinamori? Where?" She was like a sister, a really good sister.
"Oiiii! Rukia!" I saw her waving her hand at me. She ran towards me and hugged me. Good thing she doesn't have big breasts to harrass me with.
"Oh, gosh, I've missed you soo much!" I cried.
"Me too!" Then, she stopped.
"Is that your boyfriend?" Hinamori asked.
"Who?" she was pointing at...(sigh) Ichigo. (shudder)
"Why, yes, I am!" Ichigo said. WHAT?
"NO YER NOT!" I yelled. That earned me a couple stares.
"Aw, don't deny it, it hurts!" Ichigo pushed me a bit, playfully. I pushed him hard back.
"Hey!" he whined.
"Bye!" I turned away from him. Then, felt two arms snake their way around my waist. His hand landed on my shoulder. I felt his hot breath.
"I'm sorry, Rukia." Huh? He says my name so sexily... Wait- what am I thinking?
"AAAAAAHHH! SO CUTEEE!" Momo squealed. That earned her a couple stares. Damn, people might think we're crazy now. I sighed and changed the subject.
"What're you doing here?"
"I came her with Orihime and Ulquiorra to take care of Nel. I heard you would be here so..yeah," she said, shyly. She was really cute when she did that. All the boys around would stare at her and drool. I couldn't help but turn my head at Ichigo. I didn't mean to, it was just a coincidence or something, promise! But, when I turned my head, Ichigo looked bored. No interest in her. At all. 0%. Wow. He looked at me.
"Jealous?" EXCUSE ME?
"Of course not!" I stomped off, grabbing Yachiru, Ichigo's sisters, Hinamori, and Orihime. I found Ulquiorra on the way, and picked him up, too. ("Rukia? Why are you here-AHH! Rukia! I knew it! You were a killer sent by Yoda!" "Oh, please, shut up!")
I kept on walking and walking, grabbing flyers randomly from the clubs, and getting textbooks, lockers...
"Are you ok? I mean, after that hot guy, you were a mess." Momo looked at me, worried.
"I'm fine," I said and kept walking.
Ichigo's POV
I watched as she stormed away. Hot head. Literally. Hmm. She can do the sister-sitting for me. I'll just got the car or something. I was about to leave the school, when some one tapped me on the back.
"Huh?" I turned around. There stood Renji- I think, and Shoe-hay or something.
"You're that guy who's friends with Rukia, right?" Renji asked. I nodded, proudly.
"Yeeeah. We need to talk," he motioned his finger towards me, and pulled me away.
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I finished this chapter! AND I MADE IT KINDA NOT REALLY LONG! :DDDDD
Keigo: I think she's high...T_T
101: OF CRUOSE IM NOT! _ :DDD
Kon: I'm sorry, but we can't have Talking Shoe today, because everybody's on vacation. (;_;)
Talking Shoe guest: YESSS \(^_^)/
101: T_T I just watched Spirited Away, and the first few episodes of Death Note. Dang, that's scary. But I love scary. Not like love scary until you're all blood and gore, but...okayish scary.
Keigo: HAVE YOU SEEN THE COLORING SKETCHBOOK THING WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED FROM BLEACH?
Rukia: Yes, I got a big Chappie! :D I wonder what Renji was gonna get me.
Renji: (in corner sobbing)
101: ...Uhmm yeah. REVIEW! I'm expecting a lot! I stayed up late doing thisss! (hiss)
Keigo: No wonder she's so high..
101: BLEHARGH! I'm not updating until I get a satisfied result of reviews!
BYE!
