Dipper was outside, again. He was shaking off the fury of being completley trapped. He wanted to feel like a human, not a goat. The goat Dipper has anger issues and has the hots for sheep.

Dipper wants to not have anger issues and have the hots for Wendy.

The goat walks up to him, sniffing his head.

"Go away, I don't have time for you." He snorts.

The goat places his hoof on Dipper's shoulder, holding him down as it nips at his ear.

"Stop it!" He hisses.

The goat grooms Dipper, as the boy tries to shake him off in disapproval.

... ... ... ...

"YOU CAN TALK!" Gideon yells.

"Uh..." Waddles double-takes.

"SINCE WHEN COULD YOU TALK?!" Gideon leaps from the rock to confront the talking pig.

"I... I could a-always... Talk." Waddles' ears fold back.

"But you shouldn't be able to understand me."

"Oh! I know what this is. It must be the darn spell." Gideon trots over to a tree, leaning against it.

"Yeah, I am turning into an animal. That's why I can understand what you're sayin'."

"Huh."

"But still... THIS IS AWESOME! I CAN TALK TO ANIMALS!"

An acorn is thrown at his head, a voice ringing through the trees.

"SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"

Waddles looked up, whispering. "Maybe we should leave..."

"No way, I'm taking advantage of this." Gideon says, starting off into the deep woods.

Waddles sighs, slowly following him. "You... Know these are wild animals you're going to try and talk to, right?" He looks over his shoulder, his tail inbetween his legs.

"Hi!" Gideon chirps to a rabbit.

"...Hi?" She replies, then looks back down at the ground.

"See? Not bad." Gideon smiles at Waddles. Waddles rolls his eyes.

"Hello!" He says to a deer.

The deer looks up, jumping in fright.

"O-oh... What are you?" He lowers his head to meet Gideon's gaze.

"Long story short, I guess I'm a goat." Gideon stops.

The deer lifts his head back up. "Well, you be careful. You're not that far up the food chain, you know."

Gideon shrugs. "I'll be fine." He trots away. Waddles looks up at the deer for a moment, nodding his head in thanks. Waddles knows what that is. It's not really a buck, it's got ten rows of sharp teeth concealed in it's mouth.

Apparently he's already eaten, today.

And that rabbit could have transformed into a bear if it wanted to. Waddles ran after Gideon, trying to catch up to him.

... ... ... ..

Dipper was whining in boredom.

He had to keep pushing the goat out of his face.

"Whuaauuauh." He groaned.

Mabel walks outside. "What's up? Gonna do that embarrasing thing?"

"Lord, no." Dipper muttered under his breath.

"Why not? It'd be worth it, wouldn't i-"

In a flash of smoke, a magical floating Dorrito appears.

"I HAVE COME FOR MY REVENGE!" Bill Cipher screams, pointing.

The twins stare at him.

Bill blinks his one eye at the hybrid child.

"Uh... Kbai."

He dissapears.

... ... ... ...

Gideon had met a shit ton of creatures. Infact, he had added one to his party. It was Terry. In his bat form, he fluttered overhead. "So, you can understand me like this?" He asks, looking down.

"Yeah! It's awesome, right?" Gideon looks up at him, almost tripping over a rock.

"For now, I guess." Terry flies down, landing on his back.

"These are Gravity Falls woods, we're talking about. The deep end. The paranormal cess pool." He settles down into his wool.

"Blah, blah, blah. If you two can survive out here, I definitley can."

He climbs up a large rock. "It's much easier to climb, now. That's a goat thing, isn't it?"

Waddles looks up at him from the ground. "Probably. I can't get up there, though. We should explore somewhere else... Preferrably in the direction of home."

"Like... Right now." Terry whispers.

Waddles oinks.

"Why do you two want to haul ass outta' here so much? Don't you live here, Terry?" He looks over his shoulder to the bat curled up in his coat.

"Not in this part. This is the dangerous part. I live near the edge."

They're interrupted by the rustling of leaves. Gideon whirls around, yelping.

Waddles takes a couple steps back. "Come ON, run!" He whispers loudly. "We need to leave!"

A deep, scratchy voice joins the conversation. "Now... Why would you three be leaving so suddenly? We just met."

A raptor with a tiger's head and a shark's tail emerges from the darkness of a cave on the rocky hill, his toothy grin glinting.

Gideon and Waddles squeal. Terry burries himself deep enough into the wool to not be seen.

"Come inside for tea? I have plenty." He growls, kneeling down inches from Gideon's face.

He gulps. "I... Uh... N-no t-thank you..."

The creature chuckles, the low rumble of his laughter shaking the ground.

"I insist. We could maybe even play some games, together. Would you like to see my toy pony collection?" He laughs again, snapping his teeth in Gideon's face.

Why does this feel familiar? Terry thought.

"I...Ah... U-uh..." Gideon was shaking. Waddles screamed at him. "RUUUN! RUN YOU IDIOT!"

The tiger-raptor-shark looks up, snarling. He looks back down at Gideon and attempts to bite down on his head. The lamb dives out of the way. He jumps down the hill and glances at Waddles once, before taking off with him in the other direction.

"Not so fast!" The creature shrieks, leaping down after them.

Terry screams.

... ... ... ...

Dipper was back inside the Shack, staring at the book. "There HAS to be something else. Maybe there's a human transformation spell. For animal wizards. Or vampires."

He flips through, finding nothing. "GRAH! I don't want to do the thing!" He bites down on his pillow. "Hey, not bad." He murmers, munching on it.

Mabel whacks him with a newspaper. "NO! BAD!" She sprays him with a bottle of water.

Dipper squeals, rolling out of his bed and onto the floor. He has a mini-seizure.

... ... ... ...

Gideon, Waddles, and Terry were hiding in a bush.

"I think we lost him." Waddles whispered.

"We have to be sure." Gideon whispered back.

All three animals peek over the edge of the bush.

After a few moments of silence, they all sigh in relief.

"NOPE!" The creature shrieks, kicking a tree into space.

They all scream again, running away.

"COME BACK! I'LL LET YOU BRUSH MY RAINBOW DAAAAASH!"

... ... ... ...

Mabel had left Dipper alone to go shopping for food stuffs.

Dipper sits on the counter, trying to open a pickle jar. He roars in frustration, driving his horns into the marble countertop. The slab breaks in half, an enormous crack running through it. Dipper has another seizure.