Hey there heres a new Chappie and I decided not to go straight in to my prank idea so I decided to add a little something else in this chapter and I hope you like it.
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Alice, Rosalie and I were so angry last night when we found out what the boys did we were seriously considering strangling them in there sleep and making it look like an accident. But instead we waited until they were asleep and instead of strangling them which was very hard not to do we plotted revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge. We decided though not to put it in to action today because they would see it coming today we were gonna wait until tomorrow so they would think that we had calmed down. This morning I woke up to Edward singing You Are My Sunshine with his guitar sporting a very nervous smile. One that he had a right to be wearing.
"So how are you this morning?" Edward asked after I was completely ready and we were just waiting for Jami to come out of her room to go to breakfast.
I smiled a sickly sweet smile before replying "Just dandy and yourself?"
"G-good." He stuttered nervously. A few minutes later Jami came in to the room but not through her bedroom door but from the front door in to the cabin. W all just stared at her and glanced back and forth between her and the bedroom door. Then she started laughing.
"Did you think I was in there or something? Did none of you actually knock on the door?" She asked we all looked off in different directions refusing to answer her question. "Well you lot. I was actually at a meeting this morning with the other councilors and we decided to have a talent show tonight! I any of you want to try out than you are more than welcome to the try outs are directly after breakfast so during art and the show is thirty minutes after dinner ends tonight!" and with that we were on our way to breakfast.
I walked with Edward as usual, half way to the cafeteria I asked "Can I barrow your guitar for tonight?"
"Your gonna try out for the talent show?" He answered my question with a question.
"Yep and I need your guitar. So can I barrow it?"
"Sure. I'm gonna try out to but I'm gonna do a song with the piano they have in the auditorium where the I guess the auditions and the show is gonna be. Did you know that they even had an auditorium here? I didn't till I went exploring last night."
"No I didn't know there was an auditorium. You know they should really just give us at least an hour a day of free time during the day so we can explore this place."
"I think they do the summer your about to go to ninth grade because they I guess trust you more."
"Well they should still give it to us now." We didn't talk the rest of the way to the cafeteria but after we got our breakfast and sat down Emmett started being... well Emmett.
"Did any of you notice how perverted Harry Potter can become if you think about it?" He asked us.
"No and why when reading a book would I think about it's pervertedness?" I replied.
"Because you would want to add a little humor to the story of course."
"Your such a creeper." I told him and went back to my breakfast as he told all of us every possible way of Harry Potter being perverted. After breakfast not only Edward and I headed towards the auditorium but Alice, Emmett and Rosalie did too. During the auditions they wouldn't let anyone else in to the auditorium except the person auditioning and the people who were choosing who would go in to the talent show tonight. They told us that they would have a list of the people who made it after lunch. When the auditions were all done though there was only ten minutes till lunch so we went straight to the cafeteria again.
"So do you all think that you're going to make it?" Rosalie asked nervously.
"Aw. Don't be so nervous Rosy. We're gonna make it! I mean why wouldn't we?" Emmett said in a confident voice (they had tried out together)
"I think I might but I'm not completely sure. The song I tried out with was really stupid." I told them.
"I don't have a clue. I think I might have messed up on a few of the notes." Edward said
"I know I'm gonna make it!" Alice said and of course she's gonna make it if she thinks she is she's always right about everything.
"Thanks for coming to art with me guys. I really appreciate it." Jasper said in a sarcastic voice before sitting down at the table with us.
"Well you could have tried out with us you know." Emmett told him.
"But it would have been no use I would have had no chance of making it not only do I have stage fright but I am musically and dancelly challenged." He told us.
"Are those even words?" Edward asked
"Of course." Jasper said while eating his chicken patty.
"No it's not." I said
"And who are you? The walking dictionary?"
"But of course!" I told him he rolled his eyes and went back to his lunch. When we were done we told him we'd meet him at sports later but that we had to check the list of the people who made it. There was a crowd around the doors to the auditorium where the list was posted which we went through easily because Emmett either pushed or scared away anyone that was in our way. When I got up to the list I read :
Caitlin Candycorn
Lillian Evans
Rosalie Hale & Emmett McCarty
Ansley Lower
Edward Mason
Faith Roberts
Alice Brandon
Hannah Perkins
Isabella Swan
I screamed and started jumping around like a lunatic when I saw my name on the list I looked over to my left and saw Alice doing the same thing I grabbed her in to a big bear hug much like the ones Emmett gives and she hugged back while we kept jumping. A few minutes later we finally calmed down enough to go to sports and told Jasper the good news. When it was finally time for lunch we could barely eat anything we were so nervous but obviously Jasper didn't care about how nervous we were since he was digging in to his dinner and kept making comments on how we looked anorexic since we were eating almost nothing. As soon as Jasper finished we all went back to the cabin to get ready for the talent show. I put on my black skinny jeans and black and white flannel shirt with a a gray jacket that had rainbow peace signs all over it with black converse that had neon colored converse on them as a design. Edward was wearing khaki pants and a dark green button up shirt that brought out his eyes. Alice was wearing tight black shorts that went to her mid thighs and a tight purple tank top and she had black leather gloves on and purple leather high heeled boots all together she looked like a slut like one of the pussy cat dolls... wait that's probably exactly what she's doing. Rosalie looked like Barbie and Emmett looked like Ken … hmm I wonder what song their doing? And Jasper was wearing regular clothes he had just changed from earlier and was now wearing black skinny jeans, a blink 182 T-shirt , black converse, and he had snack bite piercings in his lips. When those got there I'll never know.
"Kay y'all we need to get going if you actually wanna perform tonight." Jami said coming out of her room with her hair what looked to be a natural bright blonde color that got darker with layers. She was wearing a teal pleated halter dress with black high heels (she was gonna be the host). When we got to the auditorium it was packed with all the kids from camp. We all sat in the front because we were in the show and Jami had convinced the judges to let Jasper sit with us. When it was time for the show to begin the lights faded all through out the room and a single spot light came on the stage which had Jami in the middle holding a microphone.
"Hello Everyone and welcome to the first annual talent show. We have some great performances lined up for you today that I know you will love. First up we have Mr. Edward Mason." When she finished she walked off the stage and took the seat that Edward just got up from next to me. Edward came on to the stage carrying a large keyboard and it's stand and set it down in the center of the stage where the spot light was pointing. He brought the microphone and the microphone stand over to the keyboard and adjusted it so it was leaning over his keyboard so he could sing in to it. After he had everything set up he sat on the stool he had brought over behind the keyboard.
"Hey. I'm Edward Mason and I will be singing and playing Bad Day by Daniel Powter." and with that he started playing and singing.
Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on
Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Will you need a blue sky holiday?
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong
So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
When he finished cheers erupted from the audience. Especially from five certain people in the front row but who am I to tell names! When Edward was leaving the stage he removed the keyboard but left the stool.
"Now if that's only the first act then the rest can only get better right!" Jami said being back on the stage to introduce the next performer. "Well our next performer is the lovely and talented Ms. Bella Swan."
I picked up Edward's guitar from where it was perched against my seat and walked up on to the stage and sat down on the stool in front of the microphone and spoke in to it "Hey. I'm Bella. The song I'm gonna sing I wrote so you don't know it. I call it my mind and in parentheses Doo Doo Doo." (AN: Please actually sing this it's a really stupid song I wrote in five minutes!)
"Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
Let's get inside my head
for a few odd minutes or soooo
so you can learn something about me
I really like chocolate
but it makes me feel high
like akite in the sky
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
I think that the
Georgia Bulldawgs
Suck
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
I were all these peace signs
But I slapped a kid in the face
yesterday
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
I'll drink diet coke
while eating a whopper
'cause that's just my style
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
For all you Harry and Hermione shippers
Guess what? He marries Ginny
So suck on that
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
I have a hundred plad shirts
not including this one
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
I like a lot of books
'cause I ain't got a social life
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
While everyone's sad about Micheal J.
I'mm kind of happy
He was getting creepy
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
I really hate science
that's why I'm a good artist
I practice in that class
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
I can't walk in a straight line
and I trip down the stairs
almost everyday
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
Now my song is almost over
an' I just got one more thing to say
I cut out things from the distionary
that I don't use everyday
Da da doo doo doo da da doo doo doo
During my song there was a little booing when I mentioned Micheal J. but mostly there were laughs and all around I was cheered off the stage. I was welcomed back to my seat by a huggable Edward who gave me a great big hug.
"You did great." He whispered in my ear before he let me go and we sat down.
"Thanks, you too."
"Thank you." before either Alice or Emmett and Rosalie went their were two other people. One of the just danced to a song and the other sung Savior by Rise Against. When they were finished Jami called Alice to the stage. When Alice reached the stage the music started and I was right it was the pussy cat dolls.
Boys call you sexy
And you don't care what they say
See everytime you turn around they screaming your name
Now I've got a confession
When I was young I wanted attention
And I promised myself that I'd do anything
Anything at all for them to notice me
But I aint complaining
Yall wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You know what its like to be nameless
Want them to know what your name is
Cus see when I was younger I would say
When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies
When I grow up
Be on tv
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fashion Queen
Number one chick when I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
They use to tell me I was silly
Until I popped up on the t.v
I always wanted to be a superstar
Who knew that singing songs would get me this far
But I ain't complaining
Yall wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You know what its like to be nameless
Want them to know what your name is
Cus see when I was younger I would say
When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies
When I grow up
Be on tv
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fashion Queen
Number one chick when I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
I see them staring at me
Oh im a trendsetter
Yes this is true cus what I do, no one can do it better
You can talk about me, cus im a hot topic
I see you watching me watching me and I know you want it
When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies
When I grow up
Be on tv
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fashion Queen
Number one chick when I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star,
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies
When I grow up
Be on tv
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fashion Queen
Number one chick when I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Alice of course was cheered off the stage three more people went before Emmett and Rosalie
"Okay everyone this is the last act of the night, Emmett McCarty and Rosalie Hale." Jami introduced them and when the went up the did the barbie girl song but when they were walking off the stage Emmett winked at Jasper. Hm, interesting. They didn't announce a winner they just said everyone who competed was winner. Lame. When we got back to the cabin it was already past 11:30 and we were all tired. I think the rest of them fell asleep as soon as there head hit the matress but I couldn't be absolutely sure. I still had my pillow at the end of my bed near Edward's head except it was a different pillow cause somebody put pudding in my old one. I laid in my bed for twenty minutes waiting for sleep to over come me but it never came no matter how tired I felt.
"Edward, are you awake?" I whispered
"No." was the whispered reply I got
"But I can hear you talking to me."
"Fine I'm awake. What do you need?"
"I can't sleep."
"And?"
"Can I come into bed with you?"
It was a few moments before I heard a reply "Sure." so I got out of bed and walked to the edge of Edward's bed and got in. He had scooted against the wall to give me room but as soon as I lied down he put his arms around my waist and I put my face in to his chest.
"Good night." I heard him whisper.
"Night." I mumbled in to his chest. I almost felt sorry for the revenge I was gonna give to this angel tomorrow.
And that be the end of yer chapter hope you liked it. and I'm sorry if you like the georgia bulldawgs or loved micheal jackson it's just for me I'm from florida so I love the gators and Micheal Jackson has always creeped me out..alot.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!
~Lizard Liz
