Disclaimer: We do not own "My froggy is purple" or "Happy Birthday" or "Cellblock Tango" or "We Love You Conrad".

A/N: A lot of this was Purplepolkadot21's idea, not NoPhotosPlease, although it can be said she enjoyed writing it just as much as Purplepolkadot21.

*****Chapter Seven*****

The first thing the Hufflepuff cheerleaders did when they got to the common room was go upstairs and get their teddy bears and pillows and pyjamas and everything else they'd need for, as Laura and Eleanor said, "NOT sleeping!" Janinah transfigured more sleeping bags for "NOT sleeping!" And everyone else washed their faces and did their hair for "NOT sleeping!" They didn't brush teeth cause they were going to be eating some snacks but they did all their other nightly routines.

"You know how late I'm going to stay up?" Laura asked, her eyes wide and a big silly grin on her face. "ALL NIGHT!"

"You know how late I'M going to stay up?" Eleanor asked. "NEVER!"

All nine of the other girls looked at her like she was fanatical. "El, that doesn't make any sense," Janinah said, shaking her head and sighing.

"I think she meant FOREVER!" Laura said, jumping up and down. "Cause I'm obtainable to stay up FOREVER!"

"Right you will, Laura, right you will," Hannah sighed.

"ME TOO!" Eleanor said, grabbing Laura's hands and jumping up and down in a circle with her.

"Riiiiiiiiiiiight," all the other girls said, shrugging and setting up their sleeping bags for "NOT sleeping!"

"My aunt who works at the Ministry of Magic has this same exact sleeping bag!!!" Susan said happily, pointing at Rose's sleeping bag.

"YAY! I am popular! A cheerleader's AUNT who works in the MINISTRY OF MAGIC has the same SLEEPING BAG as me!" Rose said, happily jumping up and down and singing "My froggy is purple, your froggy is green!" over and over.

All the other cheerleaders stared, not knowing whether to hit her and make her come to her right mind or just let her croon and get the song wedged in all their heads.

Alexandra and Libby had an idea. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUUUU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUUUUU! HAPPY BIIIIIIRTHDAAAAY TO YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOUUUUU!"

"It's no-one's birthday!" Hannah yelped. Alexandra and Libby shrugged.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUUUU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUUUUU! HAPPY BIIIIIIRTHDAAAAY TO YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOUUUUU!" The rest of the cheerleaders were by now so confused, they just let it be.

"POP!" Susan shouted.

"SIX?" Claire added.

"SQUISH!" Eleanor joined in.

"UH-UH!" Laura exclaimed.

"CICERO!" Hannah said.

"LIPSCHICZ!" Mimi roared.

"HE HAD IT COMING! HE HAD IT COMING! HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME! IF YOUD'A BEEN THERE, IF YOUD'A SEEN IT, I BETCHA YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME!" all six of them sang. Except for Claire, who said "I BETCHA YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME???" Then Susan began a monologue about someone popping their gum and her shooting him. They sang another chorus. Then Claire talked about how she put arsenic in some Mormon chap with six wives' drink. Then Eleanor strut about how she stabbed a guy ten times with a carving knife. Subsequently Laura began a monologue in Hungarian that none of them understood, and for that matter nobody knew she knew Hungarian, but she wasn't guilty.

Then Hannah started a story about how she, her sister (yes, gasp, she has a sister! Not really.) and her boyfriend were hanging out and she went to get more ice and she found them making out so she shot them both.

"THEY HAD IT COMING!" Hannah sang alone.

"THEY HAD IT COMING!" the other five echoed in the background as if in a round but not really.

"THEY HAD IT COMING!" Hannah sang again.

"THEY HAD IT COMING!" the other five echoed.

"THEY HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG!" Hannah sang. The other five echoed her again.

"I DIDN'T DO IT!"

"SHE DIDN'T DO IT!"

"BUT IF I'D DONE IT,"

"BUT IF SHE'D DONE IT,"

"HOW COULD YOU TELL ME THAT I WAS WRONG!"

Then Mimi began a monologue about someone named Al who she went out with who had a lot of girlfriends and a boyfriend, so she killed him too. They sang more, while all the while Rose was still singing "My froggy is purple, your froggy is green!" and Alexandra and Libby were singing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUUUU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUUUUU! HAPPY BIIIIIIRTHDAAAAY TO YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOUUUUU!" And Janinah was just standing there quietly.

But suddenly she got an idea. "WE LOVE YOU CONRAD, OH YES WE DO! WE LOVE YOU CONRAD, AND WE'LL BE TRUE! WHEN YOU'RE NOT NEAR US, WE'RE BLUE! OH, CONRAD, WE LOVE YOU!"

All the girls turned to look at her, pausing in their songs, and then looked at each other in perfect harmony. "WE LOVE YOU CONRAD, OH YES WE DO! WE LOVE YOU CONRAD, AND WE'LL BE TRUE! WHEN YOU'RE NOT NEAR US, WE'RE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUE! OH CONRAD, WE LOVE YOU!"

Suddenly Justin Finch-Fletchley came down from his dorm room, hearing the noise, and saw the girls singing "We Love You Conrad" at the tops of their lungs. He took one look at them, then turned around and went back upstairs.

"Oh, my God, you guys, we could use that for a cheer!" Libby exclaimed.

"Yeah, since Michael's the captain of the Quidditch team, we can sing 'We love you Michael'" Alexandra said, jumping up and down.

"Yeah!" all the other cheerleaders agreed.

And so the Hufflepuff cheerleaders' hemming party began.