And we are back!

Lenalee: Hey everyone!

Kanda: Che.

Cross: Hey! Japanese He-she! Bring me some wine!

Socalo: Where's my idiot apprentice! I need to make him run though an active volcano!

Segador: MASTER MY INNOCENCE HASN'T HEALED YET! GET ANYWAY! *Run's away.*

Allen: My arm...

Komui: Why are there so many men surrounding my Lenalee!? Komurin let's g- *Tackled by Reever.*

Reever: No chief! Don't unleash Komurin!

uh? Someone do the disclaimer?

Timcampy: *Play's voice recording* DiosSegador doesn't own D. Gray man or it's characters. He only owns Segador and Tikal.

Warning: There will be swearing of a sort.


Somewhere else in the Black Order...

"AH!" A scream could be heard through the entire place.

"Jeez, it makes my skin crawl every time I hear that." Reever said holding his ears.

"I hope they make it out without any traumatic memories." Johnny said readjusting his glasses.

Back in the Surgery room...

"AH!" Segador yelled feeling the most excruciating pain he's ever felt.

"AH!" Allen yelled as well, the drills trying to fix their broken arms.

"Sorry about this you guys. My brother get's over excited sometimes." Lenalee apologized.

"He's your brother." Segador gasped out, still in pain.

"I never would've guesses." Allen said in pain. After thirty minutes of consecutive pain, Segador and Allen found themselves wrapped up and sitting on a floating pyramid elevator.

"The pain." Segador moaned.

"I'm never going to break my arm again." Allen said sadly.

"You two are very lucky to have parasite type innocence. The advantages of being a parasite type out way the negatives. You two are some the chosen ones who can best utilize the power of innocence." Komui explained as they were descending into darkness.

"Innocence?" Allen asked.

"God's innocence to be exact." A booming voice said. Allen and Segador turned and saw five shadowy figures looking at them from above. "The unbridled power of omnipotence." one of the figures said.

"I don't understand?" Allen wondered.

"Once again, god has graced us with his presence." Another one said.

"The great generals. They are the one's we answer to." Komui explained. Allen and Segador looked at them in wonder.

"Now show them how worthy are you two to the cause." Komui said. Then a bunch of ghostly hands come out and grab Allen lifting him off the ground and towards a large white faceless woman.

"Allen!" Segador yelled out.

"Show me your innocence." The woman said slowly. Then the white hands began to enter Allen's cursed arm. Allen started to struggle out of the woman's grip.

"What are you doing!" Allen yelled trying to activate his arm.

"You're wasting your strength. The anesthesia won't wear off till tomorrow." Komui said. "So what do you think Hevlaska? Does this apostle of god meet your standards?"

Finally Allen was able to activate his innocence. Except instead of the large white hand it usually is, it looked withered and was covered in bandages. Immediately after he did, his body went slack.

"Never activate your weapon when your nerves are not yet fully recovered. Now try to relax, I'm not your enemy." Hevlaska said then put her forehead on Allen's.

"2%... 16%...31%...57%...83%. It seems 83% is the maxim synchro rate you and your weapon can achieve." Hevalska said pulling Allen away.

"What's synchro rate?" Allen asked.

"Synchro rate is the number that indicates your ability level when activating your anti-akuma weapon." Hevlaska explained. "The lower the synchro rate the more difficult you will have activating. In turn has a higher chance of permanent damage." Then Hevlaska put Allen back onto the elevator. "I apologize I didn't mean to scare you. The only way I can accurately gauge your innocence is through touch."

"What exactly can you learn from my innocence?" Allen asked.

"Allen Walker. In the future when darkness dominates this planet, your innocence will produce an extraordinary Destroyer of Time." Hevlaska said.

"Destroyer of time?"Allen sounded out, but was distracted by Komui clapping.

"I have no idea what she means, what it sounds amazing!" Komui exclaimed. "Hevlaska's prophecy's may be cryptic, but they always come true." Allen raged out and tried to punch Komui, but Komui just placed a clip board up and blocked the punch.

"Well that's interesting." Segador said, before Hevlaska's hands wrapped around him. "Whoa!"

"Now it is your turn." Hevlaska said, the hands entering his skeletal hands. Segador's face twisted in pain. Then Hevlaska put her forehead on Segador's.

"4%... 18%... 37%... 60%... 86%. It seems 86% is the maximum synchro rare you and your weapon can achieve." Hevlaska said.

"What can you tell me about my innocence?" Segador asked curios on what he would get. Hevlaska's face seemed to turn sad for a moment. Then leaned forward so she could speak really quietly.

"Segador Socalo. When the world dissolves into chaos, insanity, and pain, you and your other half shall become one and help the destroyer of time. You, your other half, and your innoncene shall become the Shadow of Death." Hevlaska stated grimly.

At this Segador's face got darker. It's just how master said. Innocence is nothing more that a path way for destruction. Segador thought grimly. Segador then looked at his right arm and laughed bitterly. Shadow of Death? Then again I do look like a the grim reaper, and who's this other half?

"Hey Segador can you hear me?" Komui asked interrupting Segador's thoughts. He looked and saw Komui and Allen looking at him.

"I'm fine." Segador reassured them.

"Did General Socalo ever tell you the original story of innocence?" Komui asked Segador. He nodded no. "Well allow me to enlighten you. The story of innocence is traced back a century ago. When a golden cube was discovered." Komui started.

"To the future inhabitants of Earth. We are the ones who defeated the darkness, but our society soon fell into ruin." One of the great generals started. "this message is a warning, avoid the cataclysm of disaster we have endured. Heed our words, we have little time left."

"What we found inside the cube was a prophecy from an ancient civilization, and a set of simple instruction." Komui said.

"But, for what?" Segador asked.

"For the material the cube was made of, was called the god crystal." Komui said. "It's power is astonishing, it's power is what we refer to as innocence. The material embedded in your hands are made from the God crystal. Anti-akuma weapons are innocence that are processed into a usable form. The original creator's of the cube battled the Millennium Earl with innocence."

"The Earl." Allen said with anger clenching his hand.

" They used innocence to destroy the earl, but also destroyed themselves. To this day it's called Noah's flood in the old testament, but the cube referred to it as the three days of darkness. It also says the world will come to end again at the hands of the earl. And just as predicted teh Earl came back to earth. The Black Order was created to avert the coming disaster." Komui said.

"Gather apostles, gather accommodators, without accommodators innocence is incapable activating." A great general said.

"The accommodators the general speaks of are exorcists. However the Earl created akuma to stop us. At the basics, innocence is created by light energy. While akuma are created by dark energy." Komui explained. "As the akumas do his dirty work, the Earl searches for innocence to destroy. To our current knowledge there is 109 pieces of innocence scattered around the world before the Earl destroys them. Failure to do so means the destruction of the entire human race. We need your help."

"If we are unable to win this holy way, the cube's prophecy will become a reality and the world will cease to exist." A general said.

"This is your destiny as one of the chosen of innocence." Another general said.

"It's you destiny." Then the generals disappeared from view.

"I look forward to be working with you both." Komui said looking at the two. "Although let me tell you, the pay is awful."

"Right." Allen said laughing a little, Segador just nodded his head in agreement. As of now, Segador Socalo and Allen Walker were now exorcists of the Black Order.


Woo. And we are done.

Allen and Segador: Yay! Now we're officially exorcists!

Kanda: Che!

Lavi: Come on Yu! Try to be happy for Moyachi-chan and bone head!

Kanda/ Segador/ Allen: STOP CALLING US THAT!

Lavi: Uh, Dios help me out?

Nah man. You dug the hole, and you forgot the ladder. You get yourself out.

Lavi: Lenalee?

Lenalee: C'mon guys Lavi didn't mean it.

Komui: Is my precios Lenalee complaining?! I can use Komurin and- *Gets high kicked by Lenalee*

So uh yeah? Review?

Lavi: And stay true!

Allen: And we will love you.

Cross: That rhyming was disgusting!

Socalo: That isn't how you do it. This is how. *Clears throat.* REVIEW YOU BASTARDS OR I'LL KILL YOU!