HeadGirl91: Got bored in school, so I wrote this chapter. I hope you enjoy it!
Harry: And remember, she doesn't own anything.
HeadGirl91: (sulkily) Thanks for reminding me.
Potter
Heard your therapy didn't go too well.
The Dark Lord
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Potter?
Talk to me.
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Potter
Why are you ignoring me?
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Potter?
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Snape
Go find out why Potter is ignoring me.
The Dark Lord
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Snape?
Why are you ignoring me?
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Snape
Expect to be crucioed
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Lucius
What's going on?
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Lucius?
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Narcissa
Help me!
The Dark Lord
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Potter
Am I being ignored?
Why am I being ignored!
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Sirius
Harry has been grinning evilly for the past week. I can't get it out of him why he is doing it.
Will you try?
Hermione
(P.S. I think it's pretty bad. Yesterday, I heard maniacal laughter.)
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Hermione
I'll try
Sirius
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Harry
Hermione says you've been grinning evilly for a week now.
Will you tell me what that's all about?
Sirius
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Sirius
...no?
Harry
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Harry
Tell me what's going on, or I will take back your Christmas present.
Sirius
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Sirius
:alarmed:
I called in a favour.
Harry
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Harry
A favour?
From whom? Be more specific.
Sirius
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Sirius
Dobby
Harry
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Harry
?
Dobby the house elf?
What did you have him do?
Sirius
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Sirius
I... kinda... erm... had him do to Voldy what he did to me.
Harry
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Harry
Which time? When he broke your arm?
Sirius
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Sirius
No.
When he stopped my mail
Harry
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Harry
...when he stopped...
You stopped Voldy's mail?!
Sirius
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Sirius
...yes?
Harry
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Harry
What are you hoping to gain from this?
Sirius
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Sirius
I don't know... some sort of sick satisfaction?
Harry
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Hermione
He had Dobby stop Voldy's mail.
Sirius
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Harry
YOU STOPPED LORD VOLDEMORT'S MAIL?!
What are you doing!?!?
Hermione
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Hermione
Sirius told you?!
Harry
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Sirius
I no longer like you.
:sticks tongue out:
Harry
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Harry
I'll survive
Sirius
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Harry
Yes he did, and I'm glad he did, too.
Are you planning something?
Oh! I know! You're planning on making him so crazy, that he makes a mistake, and you can finally kill him!
That's ingenious!
Hermione
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Hermione
…yes?
Harry
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Harry
Don't you think it's gone on long enough, though?
Hermione
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Hermione
No.
Harry
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Harry
:glare:
And apologize.
Hermione
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Hermione
O-kay.
Harry
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Voldy
Hello.
Hermione tells me I must apologize for stopping your mail.
I'm sorry.
There. Tell her I said so.
Harry
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Potter
You stopped my mail?!
You vile cretin!
I hate you.
:sob:
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Voldy
That's okay. I don't mind.
…as long as you tell Hermione I apologized.
Harry
