HeadGirl91: Got bored in school, so I wrote this chapter. I hope you enjoy it!

Harry: And remember, she doesn't own anything.

HeadGirl91: (sulkily) Thanks for reminding me.


Potter

Heard your therapy didn't go too well.

The Dark Lord

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Potter?

Talk to me.

The Dark Lord

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Potter

Why are you ignoring me?

The Dark Lord

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Potter?

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Snape

Go find out why Potter is ignoring me.

The Dark Lord

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Snape?

Why are you ignoring me?

The Dark Lord

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Snape

Expect to be crucioed

The Dark Lord

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Lucius

What's going on?

The Dark Lord

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Lucius?

The Dark Lord

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Narcissa

Help me!

The Dark Lord

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Potter

Am I being ignored?

Why am I being ignored!

The Dark Lord

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Sirius

Harry has been grinning evilly for the past week. I can't get it out of him why he is doing it.

Will you try?

Hermione

(P.S. I think it's pretty bad. Yesterday, I heard maniacal laughter.)

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Hermione

I'll try

Sirius

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Harry

Hermione says you've been grinning evilly for a week now.

Will you tell me what that's all about?

Sirius

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Sirius

...no?

Harry

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Harry

Tell me what's going on, or I will take back your Christmas present.

Sirius

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Sirius

:alarmed:

I called in a favour.

Harry

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Harry

A favour?

From whom? Be more specific.

Sirius

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Sirius

Dobby

Harry

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Harry

?

Dobby the house elf?

What did you have him do?

Sirius

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Sirius

I... kinda... erm... had him do to Voldy what he did to me.

Harry

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Harry

Which time? When he broke your arm?

Sirius

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Sirius

No.

When he stopped my mail

Harry

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Harry

...when he stopped...

You stopped Voldy's mail?!

Sirius

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Sirius

...yes?

Harry

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Harry

What are you hoping to gain from this?

Sirius

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Sirius

I don't know... some sort of sick satisfaction?

Harry

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Hermione

He had Dobby stop Voldy's mail.

Sirius

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Harry

YOU STOPPED LORD VOLDEMORT'S MAIL?!

What are you doing!?!?

Hermione

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Hermione

Sirius told you?!

Harry

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Sirius

I no longer like you.

:sticks tongue out:

Harry

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Harry

I'll survive

Sirius

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Harry

Yes he did, and I'm glad he did, too.

Are you planning something?

Oh! I know! You're planning on making him so crazy, that he makes a mistake, and you can finally kill him!

That's ingenious!

Hermione

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Hermione

…yes?

Harry

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Harry

Don't you think it's gone on long enough, though?

Hermione

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Hermione

No.

Harry

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Harry

:glare:

And apologize.

Hermione

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Hermione

O-kay.

Harry

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Voldy

Hello.

Hermione tells me I must apologize for stopping your mail.

I'm sorry.

There. Tell her I said so.

Harry

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Potter

You stopped my mail?!

You vile cretin!

I hate you.

:sob:

The Dark Lord

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Voldy

That's okay. I don't mind.

…as long as you tell Hermione I apologized.

Harry