Camp Phineas and Ferb
Chapter 7
At Phineas and Ferb's backyard, Camp Lots-of-Fun was turning out to be a huge success.
There were a lot of children in attendance at the summer camp, the number of children being almost as much as the amount of people that that attended Phineas and Ferb's backyard beach.
As the name of the summer camp implied, there was a lot of fun to be had at the camp, as there was a lot to do. For example, there were arts and crafts being led by Isabella and her FireSide Girl Scout troop, various sports and games such as flag football and tetherball that were being supervised by Buford, and any other fun activities you would see and do at a summer camp.
There were also some biochemistry lectures being taught by Baljeet, though that was not as popular as the other activities.
Lazlo, Raj, Phineas, and Ferb were having a wonderful time running the summer camp, and partaking in the activities. They were happy seeing the results of how it turned out.
"This is an awesome summer camp, Phineas," Lazlo complimented.
"Yeah, this is definitely better than Camp Kidney," Raj added, "Scoutmaster Lumpus would never let camp be THIS much fun."
"We're glad you like it," Phineas said, "And trust me, I can understand where you're coming from. Ferb and I went to a summer camp, too, that was just like Camp Kidney. It was no fun at all."
"What was it called?" Lazlo asked.
"Camp Not-So-Fun,"
"Where not having fun is a top priority," Ferb added.
Suddenly, the members of Love Handel came up to the group of four.
"Hey, Phineas, hey, Ferb," Danny greeted.
"Oh, hey, guys," Phineas greeted.
"Who are your animal friends?" Bobbi asked.
"This is Lazlo and Raj. They're from a summer camp called Camp Kidney,"
"Nice to meet you, dudes," Danny said.
"Likewise," Lazlo replied.
"Anyway, where do you want us to set up our equipment?"
"Over there at the amphitheater," Phineas said, pointing out the amphitheater.
"Thanks, dudes. Let's get ready to rock out!"
Love Handel left to go set up their equipment. They were preparing for a gig at the summer camp.
"They're a rock band we helped get back together," Phineas explained to Lazlo and Raj.
Candace and Lumpus were walking around the backyard, observing the summer camp, and all of the activities that were going on.
"I have to say, even though we are busting the boys, this does look like a fun summer camp," Candace commented, "If I wasn't busting my brothers, I would totally be having the time of my life here."
"I would never allow this much 'fun' at my summer camp, if any," Lumpus said, "I have a zero tolerance for fun. Too much fun can lead to too much trouble."
"True that,"
"So, do you have your phone ready to take some pictures?" Lumpus asked.
"I've got it right here," Candace replied as she took out her cell phone.
"Excellent!"
"I can't wait to see the look on Mom's face when she sees what the boys have done. They are so gonna get busted this time,"
"And I can't wait to see what Commander Hoo-Ha is gonna do when he sees what my campers have been up to. They are sure to get expelled from Camp Kidney!"
"You must really hate your campers if you want to bust them so badly,"
"With all the trouble they caused me today, they deserve it,"
"Alright, Lumpus, let's get ready to have lots of fun,"
Lumpus sighed. "Okay, but I'm not going to enjoy it on the inside," he said.
Candace and Lumpus engaged in the various activities going on at the camp. As they were engaging in the activities, they took pictures of Camp Lots-of-Fun with Candace's cell phone. Most of the pictures they took had Phineas, Ferb, Lazlo, and/or Raj in the photos. They also made sure not to get themselves in the photos, so as to not make it seem like they were involved, too.
While Candace and Lumpus were taking photos, Love Handel performed a song about Camp Lots-of-Fun, and how great of a summer camp it was.
On the Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. blimp, Clam, Perry, and Doofenshmirtz were playing a game of checkers. They were playing a game of checkers while waiting for Roger to appear in the parade.
Doofenshmirtz was using red pieces while Clam and Perry were using black pieces. Since Clam and Perry were still trapped in the umbrella, Doofenshmirtz had to move Clam and Perry's checker pieces for them.
"So, let's see, I will move right over here," Doofenshmirtz said as he moved one of his red pieces.
It was now Clam and Perry's turn.
"And where do you want to move your next piece?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
Clam and Perry stared at Doofenshmirtz.
"Do you want to move your piece right here?" Doofenshmirtz asked, pointing to a certain spot on the checkerboard.
Clam and Perry looked down at the spot Doofenshmirtz was pointing to, and looked back at him. They both shook their head 'yes' in response.
"Are you sure?" Doofenshmirtz asked, "I don't know if that's such a good move, but if you insist."
Doofenshmirtz moved one of Clam and Perry's black pieces on the spot he was pointing at earlier. It was now Doofenshmirtz's turn.
Doofenshmirtz used one of his red pieces to jump over and capture Clam and Perry's remaining black pieces, thus making him win the game.
"And I win again!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed, "That's the third straight time I have won, and I am horrible at checkers. Are you letting me win on purpose, Perry the Platypus and your yellow-horned friend?"
Clam and Perry rolled their eyes in annoyance. They knew that since they were trapped, Doofenshmirtz could cheat, and make himself the winner every time they played.
Suddenly, a dinging sound came from the blimp. Doofenshmirtz wondered where the noise was coming from, and saw that his Rain-On-Your-Parade-inator was fully charged.
"Oh, goody, my –inator is fully charged!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed as he went over to his –inator, and took it off the charging station.
When Doofenshmirtz took his –inator off the charging station, he looked through his binoculars, and looked down at the parade. He saw a parade float approaching that Roger was apart of. A car was carrying the parade float that Roger was on.
Roger's parade float consisted of him, some security guards, a podium, and a wireless microphone.
Roger was waving to the citizens of Danville as his parade float was passing by.
"Oh, and just in time, too!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed, happy to finally see his brother's appearance in the parade.
The car that was carrying the parade float that Roger was apart of stopped in the middle of the road. Once the car came to a complete stop, Roger approached the podium, preparing to give a speech.
"Greetings, citizens of Danville," Roger greeted, "This is your mayor, Roger Doofenshmirtz. Thank you for your attendance in the parade to honor the tenure of my position as mayor for this lovely and beautiful city."
The citizens clapped and cheered loudly. Roger waited for the clapping and cheering to cease before he continued with his speech.
"Thank you, thank you, you are all too kind," Roger said, "Now, without further ado…"
On the Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. blimp, Doofenshmirtz noticed that Roger was giving a speech.
"Excellent, he is giving another one of his speeches," Doofenshmirtz said, "Get ready, you two, it is almost showtime."
While Doofenshmirtz was preparing to use his –inator on Roger, Clam and Perry were still thinking of a way to escape from the umbrella. It was difficult for them to think of an idea with Doofenshmirtz meddling on them during the games of checkers that they had played.
While thinking of a way to escape, Clam remembered about the James Bond-esque action movie that he watched on the plane. Clam remembered that in the movie, the protagonist was in a similar situation that Clam and Perry were currently in.
The protagonist was wearing a tuxedo, and the protagonist escaped from a trap using his bowtie. His bowtie somehow was able to possess things from inside itself that helped the protagonist escape.
Clam wondered if the fedora he was wearing would possess something to help him and Perry escape from their trap.
Clam looked at his fedora, and somehow was able to control it. The top part of Clam's fedora (the crown part) opened itself up, revealing a robotic arm.
Perry saw Clam do this, and thought that Clam was on to something. Perry was somehow able to control his fedora, too. Like Clam's fedora, the top part of Perry's fedora also opened itself up, revealing a robotic arm, as well.
The robotic arm in Clam's fedora grabbed the handle of the umbrella, and flipped the umbrella over, causing Clam and Perry to be upside down. Then, the robotic arm in Perry's fedora opened up the umbrella. This caused Clam and Perry to slip out of the umbrella, thus freeing them from the trap.
Once Clam and Perry were free, the robotic arm in Clam's fedora set the umbrella down. Clam and Perry's robotic arms high fived each other before going back inside their respective fedoras.
Perry gave Clam a thumbs up as a way of complimenting Clam for thinking of a way to escape from the trap.
Doofensmirtz was finished setting up his –inator and going over what he was going to do. He was now ready to use his –inator on Roger.
"Alright, you two, my Rain-On-Your-Parade –inator is ready to go," Doofenshmirtz said, "You definitely do not want to miss this!"
Doofenshmirtz noticed that Clam and Perry had escaped from their trap.
"Where did Perry the Platypus and his friend go?" Doofenshmirtz wondered.
Little did Doofenshmirtz know that Clam and Perry were right above him. They were clinging from the ceiling of the blimp.
Clam and Perry let go of their grip from the ceiling, and pounced on Doofenshmirtz.
"Hey, how did you two escape from your trap?" Doofenshmirtz asked as he stood up from being pounced on.
Perry picked up the umbrella that he and Clam were trapped in earlier, and held it as if he was going to use it as a weapon. Clam and Perry both got into fighting stances.
Doofenshmirtz looked to the audience, as if he was breaking the fourth wall.
"Now see, here," Doofenshmirtz said to the audience, "This is what I call an unfair advantage. How can I single handedly battle against a platypus AND a uh…whatever he is?"
Clam and Perry tackled Doofenshmirtz to the ground, thus commencing a battle between Doofenshmirtz and Clam and Perry.
