Luna looks to the castle and is all like 'dis is da shit i wanna go inside' but she can't just walk inside. She flutters her magical wings and sexy sparkles fly everywhere in a blinding dust. The sparkles catch under her wings and she flies, up and over the lava moat and to the gate, which has been left open for no reason.
The castle is sooo sexy on the inside. "i wanna yiff whoevr livs hear~!" Luna thinks out loud. She hears voices and, instead of hiding like any creature with some amount of brains, she rushes toward them. This time it's two really buff looking guy turtles. One is pink and another has a star-shaped birthmark on his eye. Luna's eyes widen and drool slimes the floor under her. "OHHHH HELLOOOOO~!" She squeals. "I'M HERE TO FIND A PARTNER HEEHEEHEE" The two look at each other, dumbfounded.
"Who da heil are you?" Roy asks.
Luna stares at Roy. "r u gay cuz i met another one of u and hes gay-"
Roy stomps his feet. "DON'T YOU DARE EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!" He roars.
But this is something you can't trust Luna with...! "NO WAI FUK U I CAN SAY WUTEVR I WANT!1111" She roar-screeches back.
Roy readies one of his fists to punch Luna! But Morton stops her!
"I say." Morton says. "The young lass here should be treated with respect, dear brother... As we well know, violence has caused far too many a problem when it comes to Father's attempts..."
Roy's jaw drops. "What the...? Who da HEIL are you and what have you done with my brother?"
"I am Morton written by a loving fangirl, same as you, my dear brother~" He turns to Luna and smiles lovingly. "Now let us go, my love. Let us frolic in the fields of fire flowers!"
"OK LETS GO YAAAAY!" Luna sez, about to skip away with him when she sees another Koopaling from the corner of her eye.
"Hello! I'm Iggy and I like porn!" He says, smiling proudly. Then he does a wierd dance and moonwalks away humming 'I'm a Gummy Bear.'
A loud roar came from within the castle.
Luna jumps and starts grinning.
"My love?" Morton asks.
"whoevr made that roar I WANNA MARRY!"
Luna runs toward the inner castle, leaving a sobbing, heartbroken Morton behind...
(I regret nothing about this chapter. NOTHING, I tell you!)
