Kiba

There was an ancient history about a dog lovers clan: The Inuzuka. Their love for dogs got past down the generations of many, many, many people and also the many, many, many dogs. Finally the one idiot and the smart dog were born into history. Their names were Kiba and Akamaru.

One day Kiba was playing with Akamaru in the backyard of their home, then Akamaru used 'Dynamic Marking' on him. He was the whole day long standing under the shower, letting Akamaru 's pee get washed away; that wasn't even the worst of that day, he even needed to buy new clothes but the shops were closed so I walked the next day in his mom's clothing. A guy touched his butt.

Next day I walked in my mom's clothing and I heard everyone talking behind my back, when I man touched my butt. I was mentally hurt.

Then I realised that Akamaru was missing so I searched with my nose, but it was no good. I still smelted like his pee and for some reason it still smelled really, really, really bad. So I took a shower again but my mom was doing the dishes. So when I turned on the shower I got ice cold water over my head. As the water hit my head I fell down like pudding on the ground. I was laying like 6 hours on the ground getting over the fact that my mom does really, really, really long dishes. So I decided to look for Akamaru the next day.

The next day when I walked out of house I fell on my back, because Naruto flew right in front of my face like a torpedo, if I even walked a centimetre further my bones would be crushed to dust.

I was really lucky, before I walked into cat poop. I quickly ran towards a river and cleaned my shoe, then I turned around and took a step forward… into another poo.

No time to waste, I ignored the poo and went searching for Akamaru. Suddenly I smelled something. No it wasn't a poo, it was …

Me: "Akamaru!"

I ran so fast as I could as I saw Choji eating my dog. 'Who would do that to a friend? And why does he think that a dog can be a hotdog? And why is Ino being there useless?'

*whole conversation*

'Why does he walks away so nonchalant? He just has eaten my whole dog and he was talking about fillers. I can't just watch fillers. No, that is not better than him in real live. He needs to get a punishment.'

Next day

*after unsuccessful getting Choji sued*

*Kiba watching fillers about Akamaru in his bedroom with ice cream and donuts*

A day later… Kiba was in the hospital because he ate too much. He was lying in the room next to Naruto. He heard "Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke" and then it stopped as a blasting sound echoed through the hallways. 'What the hell could be happening there?'

After Kiba got out of the hospital he noticed Choji's dad chasing a flying pig. He also got to know that Naruto was gone.

When Naruto finally returned he married Sasuke.

A week after the marriage Sakura's funeral.

A day later private funeral for Akamaru.

R.I.P

Akamaru

loving dog

death cause:

mistaken for hotdog

episode 23-filler