Bit of a late update, again. I'm sorry, but the weather here has been incredible, and the last thing I felt like doing was sitting in front of a computer and explaining how very wrong, erroneous, incorrect, mistaken, and immoral Tommy-boy's stories are.
Still don't feel like doing it, really. Sucks for me.
Jesus: This chapter will be much better than the last capture. When was anyone captured during story progression? It will have more action and wronger-doers are more punishable. Oh, joy. This will honor me muck. True. This story makes muck look very honourable.
Paul: McCartney? Yes, I do honest heartily agree with you, this will be the best chapter in this endure series. Translation- I am going to need a lot of candy to pull through this.
Jesus: am glad about that. I hope the readers will agree also with this statement, specially all those good Christian Men out there. Why would these "good Christian Men" by happy about the deaths of remarkable philosophers?
Peter: I am sure to give this capture a good reviews. I'm not. Hopefully, neither are you charming reviewers. And you charming people that are going to review this chapter because I really need the motivation.
Thomas: I like say that my proof-reader, Ebony, will going on camp tomorrow so I will be needing a new-new proof-reader May I recommend markf50? He's very interested in becoming your "proof-reader". to take her place for a few weeks. Anyone that wants to do that can you please email me; What's your email, dear? thank-you weary much.
Chapter Seven: We Kill Socrates
Back at Ebony's house after getting the medal from the major, our heroes were waiting at the baloney It's no baloney, it ain't a phony- my cellular, bananular phone. of Ebony's house. She was waiting inside, getting prepared for our next meeting with the evil god Socrates. She came out. Refined carbs.
"We must now take on that evil scum that claimed to be god. When did he claim that? I don't remember reading about Socrates having deity delusions. We all know that there is only one true God, so this evil demon must be punished for blush-phony; Blush-phony? What is that, knockoff cosmetics? this is a sin so if we don't punish him we will be also accused of blush-phony Or is he trying to spell blasphemy? Nobody knows. since we were not doing the good work our God and his eternal beloved son Lord Jesus Christ of Narrative," Be more original with you typos, Tommy-boy. said Ebony Brown.
"Yes," said brave Jason, I used the "Brave Sir Robin" joke already, didn't I? "I do agree with you, we must punish this satanic demon. I have some trips up my leaves Ah, yes, I forgot about your ability to turn into a caterpillar. to get rid of this evil dump-head," Dump-head… Dumpity headdity… I like it. It's mine. said Jason. "Be careful around this evil demon Thelia, we don't know what evil deed she could do to you," Jason said his friend Thelia. Socrates is a woman? The beard fooled me.
"I think, to be safe, to leave you friend here," said Ebony.
"I agree with you there," said Jason. "She not a really good fighter anyway. Thalia, not a good fighter? Say that to Aegis' face. Let's go." And so they went, with Thelia staying behind, and Jason driving the van I wasn't aware Jason could drive such a large vehicle. since Ebony did not have a driver finance. Is that the money they give you for being a good driver? Why didn't I get any driver finance? They came to her cousin's house and Ebony showed him the evil cornflake god. "So we meet again," the Prayer Warrior said powerfully and inspirationally.
"Evil laugh," said Socrates sportingly and cowardly at the same time, like a bawss. and satanic like. "You will never defeat me, I am a philosopher god."
You will never defeat me, I am a being who lives off the internet!
"Yes, you claim to be one, Okay, you caught me, I don't work for Google. But the internet is my life source. but now I will now prove to you that you are mistaken," said Jason. And show he grabbed the little old man, Is this an ageism hate crime? " so weak, so vulnerable," said Voldemort. opened his mouth and threw napalm down it. You threw an ingredient for making firebombs down Socrates' throat? Explain to me, slowly, WHY that was necessary. Socrates screamed painfully as his throat burnt. "See, I have proved it, if you were a god, you would have no suffered a burn. You wouldn't be in pain. I will leave you now to allow you to have a painful and long death," said Jason. Shame, Jason, I believed in you. Now I wish that stapler had lodged in your throat. He left. Outside was a follower of Socrates that Thelia had managed to chapter while they were out.
"Kill me," she pleaded. "Make my life end!" Jason laughed.
"I will not end your life since murder is a sin. What did you just do to Socrates, then? I will make you my personal slave. Now take that whore Why are all female minor characters in this story called "whores"? Does everyone in Tommy-boy's world have a criminal record for soliciting or something? away and punish her first," he said to Thelia. She nodded and took her away. Is she a good fighter or not? Select. After this Jason and Ebony read the bible. Well, this has never happened before in the series. Then a phone calls rand. Ebony answered it. "What is it?" Jason asked. That's no way to answer a phone. You can say "Hello", some variation thereof, or "Go!" if you're a stockbroker.
"The other Kansas City I wasn't aware there was more than one Kansas City. has problem," she And "she" is…? said panicky. "I need to get out of retirement for I must help them."
"What is it," he asked her.
"A demon army is sieging the city!" she said. He grabbed. I'll leave the rest of the sentence to your imagination. Think of all the delicious possibilities.
Next chapter- Tommy-boy kills Plato, Aristotle, and Vizzini.
Jesus: See, that was a better capture. Please give it good reviews.
Thomas: Yes I do too. Please give me good reviews, but no bad reviews okay. Nope. Amen.
I am now going to take a shower to cleanse myself of this garbage.
