Herro people! Here is the next chapter! I hope it's alright, I mean it's probably not, but I hope it's okay! Anyways, thank you guys so super duper much for reviewing the last chapter! You guys are so super fantastic! Thank you! I hope that you guys will continue to read and review! Please and Thank you!
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Mission Impossible
Chapter 7: Walls
"Oh my God! Are you serious? That sexy hot mess said that?"
The sudden outburst caught Rukia off guard as she choked violently on the tea she was so peacefully sipping. Now that was completely and utterly ruined, in fact her entire eating schedule for the rest of the day was completely and utterly ruined. All because of the outburst of one girl.
Rangiku Matsumoto.
The very voluptuous woman with God given dips and curves with unbelievably large 'assets.' The one who had the long strawberry blond hair and the one who was a complete party animal and constant drinker. Yes, that one. One of Rukia's best friends. Oh, was it mentioned she was a sex machine?
Rukia glared at the woman harshly, but Rangiku still had the same surprised expression on her face that was used with the previous quote. It was like her face had been frozen from the shock. There were soft pats on Rukia's back from their other best friend, Momo Hinamori, who was lucky to be the complete opposite of Rangiku, but even with the concern, even her face had been frozen in shock with what Rukia had just told them.
She had told them about the mission she went on Ichigo and told them that he had flat out told her that her cooking was horrible. And that it was unfit for human consumption. The two friends couldn't fathom the fact that Ichigo would say such a thing, especially because they knew it was a lie. It was ludicrous to think that Rukia's food was so terrible that it was almost a crime.
"I'm serious. And I would rather you not say such inappropriate things about the bastard because that's just really, really gross." Rukia told Rangiku flatly, trying not to gag at the thought that Ichigo Kurosaki could ever be pinned as a 'sexy hot mess.' It was as ludicrous as him saying her cooking was awful.
"Well that's not even possible! Maybe he's sick or something! The day your cooking is bad is the day I swear off men, parties, and alcohol! Hell, I'd be 78 and in wheel chair drinking a bottle of sake and hitting on some hot male nurse! See how impossible that is!" Rangiku exclaimed, slamming her fist on the table they had been eating and doing homework at.
"See Rukia, it really is impossible. Maybe you heard him wrong?" Momo softly questioned, rubbing Rukia's back.
Rukia rolled her eyes, "I could see you doing that Rangiku. But, I'm pretty sure I didn't hear him wrong, we talked about it when he dropped me off at my car."
"He dropped you off at your car? Did you guys start heavy pet… Rukia! No! My snacks! Don't do that!" Rangiku squealed, only to be caught off by the sight of Rukia leaving the table with the bowl of dried persimmons that she had set out for her. Rukia just glared at her and hovered the bowl over the sink. They had been having their daily snack and homework time in the University's class kitchen, a place that was quiet enough without the unnecessary disturbances.
"I will!" Rukia threatened, tipping the bowl ever so slightly.
"Rukia! Okay, I'm sorry! You win! Just set the bowl down gently!" Urged Rangiku as she nervously chewed on her bottom lip, worried that her favorite food in the world would go down the sink.
After a little contemplating on not wanting to waste food and Rangiku, Rukia came back over to the table, bowl in hand and passed it to Rangiku who clutched it for dear life. She dipped her hand in the bowl, took out a dried piece of fruit, and chucked in her mouth. It was the persimmons that Rukia had made for her and of course, being Rukia, they were delicious.
"How anyone would say your food is gross is be on me, but on other pressing matters…" Rangiku drawled on, "Ichigo Kurosaki!"
Rukia groaned, turning to the side to cry into Momo's shoulders. Momo chuckled softly, "Oh, Rangiku, there isn't any need to go that far is there?"
"Momo! Of course, there is a very large need to go that far! This is Ichigo Kurosaki we're talking about! The finest, sexiest, hottest man alive! Have you seen the man? He's amazing! I went to high school with that beast and tried to get into his pants, but he always declined! Who wouldn't want all of this?" Rangiku exclaimed, using her hand to gesture to her entire body.
"There are many words to describe Ichigo, but 'the finest, sexiest, hottest man alive' are not words that could fit him even if he tried. Words like hideous, appalling, and disgusting are better word choices. Hell, Head Master Yamamoto looks better than him!" Rukia argued, her arms flaying wildly.
"Man, Rukia if you think that old geezer looks good, than you got to get your eyes checked, honey. Have you seen the man shirtless? I could just die if I could just tap that just once! If only for five seconds, I'd die a happy woman!"
"Eww gross. I'd rather not. I might lose my eye sight. Maybe you should get your eyes checked."
"Not even! See watch, Momo do you think he looks good shirtless?" Rangiku presses, now turning her attention to the poor brunette whose cheeks flushed.
"Rangiku! W-What are you saying? I could never!" Momo stuttered.
"Look at the way her face goes all red! She's thinking that he's pretty damn sexy too!" Rangiku said with triumph, leaning back into her chair.
"She didn't say anything! Ichigo just isn't!"
"You know, I've been wondering about that. You two are starting to use each other's first names! Before, you two would have rather licked apple sauce from Professor Kurotsuchi's nipples! But, now look at you two love birds! Already using each other's names! Not to mention those cute nicknames you guys give each other all the time!" Rangiku started to squeal some more, her eyes shining with undisguised joy.
"I-It's not like that! It just easier to use our first names more since Urahara is going to have us going on missions every week!" Rukia tried convincing, but was failing miserably.
"Sure it's not! Soon you won't be able to live a day without each other and then you'll have to marry each other and then you'll have the most adorably orange haired purple eyes babies in the world!"
"Where are you getting such crazy ideas? That would never happen! What makes you think it would?" Rukia asked seriously, glaring at Rangiku who just shrugged and smiled thoughtfully.
"I told you Rukia, I went to high school with him. All four years and out of the those four years, he never seemed truly happy, he always had that deep scowl plastered to his face all the time and hardly ever talked out loud. Until he met you! Now he's all you know happy and Ichigo-y!"
There was a small silence as Rukia thought about it for a little bit, but instantly brushed it off, "That's a load of crap."
Rangiku groaned, "Come on! It's true! I'll prove it to you!" All of a sudden the blond stood up and walked around to the side of the table, picking Rukia, "I'll even let you see a sneak peak of what you'll be having in bed soon!"
And just like that, with Rukia swung over her shoulder, Rangiku raced out of the room, Momo tailing behind the two. All along the way Rukia had screamed and punched at Rangiku's back, telling her to let her go or she could starve, but Rangiku just laughed. They raced down the hill and through the open courtyard, ignoring the stares of other students who thought they lost their mind. Then after a few minutes, reached their destination.
The Seireitei University Dojo.
The dojo had been donated by some martial arts hot shot years and years ago and it was greatly honored. The place was large and was able to house all the different martial arts activities including karate, judo, aikido, and the ever so popular, kendo.
"Oh my God! Rangiku! I almost died! What the fuck is wrong with you?" Rukia yelled, huffing and puffing for dear life as she tried to will her heart to stop running on the massive amount of adrenaline. Momo came up from behind them, out of breath as she leaned onto to the door frame, "R-Rangiku…" She tried mustering, but it faded away into heavy breathing.
Rangiku had ignored them as she peered happily into the dojo. She knew the kendo boys would be practicing at that time, which only meant one thing…
"There he is! Look Rukia! If this is your first time seeing your lover like this, then I give you Captain Ichigo Kurosaki!" Rangiku announced, shoving Rukia's head into the dojo entrance. Rukia opened her mouth to start yelling, but the sight of bright orange stopped her.
It was Ichigo Kurosaki in all his kendo glory. It was her first time seeing him like this, she never watched any practices or tournaments because she knew she would see him and she'd like to keep seeing him to a minimal. It was decked out in the dark navy hakama and armor, his wooden sword in one arm and his helmet under the other as he watched two of his teammates fight it out in the middle of the room. His face was etched with such seriousness and concentration that it was almost startling. He watched carefully to make sure none of them tried something stupid or got hurt.
The three young women outside watched quietly, but their eyes weren't on the fight, well except Rukia. Her eyes were glued to the fight, while Rangiku drooled over the handsome captain and Momo eyed the man nervously, her cheeks stained pink. Once the fight was over, Ichigo instructed them on the points they needed to work on, mostly how their defense had far too many gaps, he finished by tapping them both on the head with his wooden sword and told them to get some water.
Ichigo turned around toward the entrance to see the three pairs of watching eyes making him smirk. He didn't care for the two pairs of eyes that were just there, it was the large violet eyes that caught him off guard. He knew that Rukia never once saw him during his activities and it surprised him that she was there. Though, the fact that woman with the Victoria's Secret body was there, didn't make it seem so unbelievable anymore. Then with as much ego he could muster on such short notice, he sauntered his way over.
"Hey Rukia, finally came to see how sexy I am fighting I see." Ichigo smirked, his voice laced with top notch arrogance. Rukia rolled her eyes and made a gagging sound at the back of her throat.
"As if asshole. You're giving your ugly self too much credit, especially since I didn't come to see you fight. As fun as that sounds, she," She pointed to Rangiku who smiled at Ichigo seductively, "wanted to see you."
Ichigo grimaced slightly. He wasn't interested in Rukia's best friend at all, she drank too much and one of his friends, Shuuhei Hisagi, had a crush on her since high school. It just wasn't right. "It's not nice to blame your friends for your desire to see me, Midget Kuchiki."
"Please, I see you too much already, I don't need to see you anymore," Then she smirked, "You can't blame me for your desire to see me."
"That's a laugh! I'd rather see Old Man Yama pleasure that wrinkly sausage of his!" Ichigo argued, making Rukia laugh lightly.
"You'd rather watch him do that than see Rangiku in your pants!"
Ichigo's eyes traveled to the said woman and he frowned, "Yeah, I would rather see him."
"Hey! Are you saying that I'm not hot enough? What is with you two and wrinkly old men? I'll never get it!" Rangiku pouted, folding her arms over her abnormally large chest.
Rukia and Ichigo broke out into a small fit of laughter knowing that they both had it into for the old man they were so particularly fond of. Possibly a little too fond.
"Captain Kurosaki! You're up against Co-Captain Madarame!" One of the younger members of Ichigo's team called making the four turn to him. The younger member waved him over, the said Co-Captain Ikkaku Madarame standing at his side, his sword already in hand.
"Quit your flirting, you little sissy! Come fight me like a man! I'll beat your ass into the ground!"
Ikkaku taunted his 'flirting' captain, making the said captain scowl deeply, "Shut it! I'll beat you ass into that wall again!" Ikkaku then lost his ego, spilling words of hate at the man. Ichigo turned to Rukia and asked, "You'll stick around and watch, right? You'll be able to watch my hot-self beat my co-captain's ass."
Rukia looked behind her at the needy eyes of Momo and Rangiku and groaned, "Do I have a choice?"
"No, not really. Just you watch, I'll show you that you'll be wanting me more than that wrinkly old sausage." Ichigo teased and turned on his heel to walk away not waiting for her response. The man was such an egotistic maniac she had no idea if she'd be able to think of something to tell him, but ultimately shouted her lamest comeback, "You're such a strawberry, Carrot-Top!"
Ichigo stopped and turned around, "And you're such a Kuchiki princess, Midget!" Before slipping his head underneath his helmet as he made his way to the middle of the room to a pissed of Ikkaku who had already resorted to poor name calling.
The two men squatted across from each other and when they were ready, stood up again, and even more the match could officially start, Ikkaku already started a furious onslaught of jabs and cuts at the captain, who successfully blocked each and every attack. Ikkaku's speed started to falter making his footing slip slightly, Ichigo took it upon himself to smack him on his helmet and gloves, already gaining points on him. The two men then battled it out more violently, not even bothering to really get points, but just to see who could beat the crap of who first.
Rukia's eyes traveled back and forth as she watched Ikkaku swing his sword around almost wildly, while Ichigo's steps and attacks were all precise and thought out. Even with the shielding of the helmet, she could see that Ichigo's eyebrows were knitted tightly together with immense amounts of concentration. It was hard not to watch the fight, who wouldn't? Two highly ranked people battling it out in the middle of the room was something that made it hard not to take your eyes off. But, it was far more interesting watching Ichigo.
The fight had been going on for almost a full ten minutes when Ikkaku traveled dangerously close to the wall, far out of bonds. Then all of a sudden, Ichigo swung out of nowhere, hitting the other man down, causing him the crash in to the wall. The wooden panels broke in half and there was quite a hole in the wall. There were dozens of gasps coming from around the room, including from the three women outside whose mouths gaped open.
"Was that my fucking wall again? That's the fifth fucking wall this year! What the fuck were you two bastards thinking? You two better fix this shit up!"
Everyone jumped when the loud book of the Kendo advisor walked into the room from another room in the building. The man even looked more pissed than how Rukia had last seen him in the mess hall the other day. But, then again, they did break the wall. For the fifth time that year.
Ikkaku and Ichigo bowed deeply before high tailing it out of the entrance. "Shit, we need wood! And lots of glue!" Ikkaku shouted at Ichigo who nodded vigorously. "Hell, yeah! You get the wood and I'll get the glue!"
Wow. Was that how they were going to fix the wall? With glue and wood? Rukia couldn't fathom whether that was possible or not and it seemed very unlikely. Rukia turned to Rangiku and Momo to say that those two were complete idiots, until she heard something.
"How was that, Midget?"
It was Ichigo. Rukia whirled around to see that he came back from around the corner of the dojo. He came back just to ask that stupid question? Ikkaku must've hit him in the head way too hard.
"It was overly violent! You're crazy! Go get your damn wood and glue!" She shouted at him and he just rolled his eyes and disappeared around the corner again.
Both Rangiku and Momo started breaking down with laughter from behind her and before she could turn back around to yell at both of them, Rangiku opened her mouth.
"See, I told you."
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Finally done! Well, I don't know how that was since I'm trying to update more since its winter break so I don't how this turned out so I hope that you guys will tell me how this went! I'm sorry if it sucked and that the grammar was bad and if it made no sense! I hope that you guys will tell me how this chapter was, I'll try to make the next chapters better! Also, thank you guys again for reviewing! You guys are so great! I hope that you guys will continue to read and review! Please and Thank you!
P.S. Don't forget if you have an idea for one of Ichigo and Rukia's missions please feel free to tell me what they should do next!
