Dear Journal,
I'm worried about Pittoo Dark Pit ever since I saw him with Ganondorf(I'm right here you idiot!). Why was he alone he Ganondorf(I'm literally right here, you can just ask.)? What if Ganondorf is trying to convert him to evil! What if Dark Pit was already turned to the dark side?! I have to help him before it's too late(Seriously? If I was evil I wouldn't be helping you write this stupid thing!)! Pitto if you're still in there blink twice(The level of stupidity I'm being forced to witness is inhumane.)
Also, I've decided not to talk to Lady Palutena until I can prove myself to be worthy of being the captain of her guard! I keep trying to train with T.L. but the more I do I just feel like Dark Pit was right. I'm not getting any better and until I do I don't want Lady Palutena to feel like she has to lie to me.
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I'm going to sign off now! I have lots of training to do!
-Pit (and Dark Pit)
