Pairing: SasuNaru
Author: thecrazydragon
Disclaimer: yeah...
A/N: have you ever been 'walked into' while doing 'something'? Sasuke and Naruto haven't... yet. Special thanks to Cute23Flower for pointing out that i needed to put up a WARNING: This chapter contains MATURE CONTENT.
---Chapter 7---
There was nothing but silence. Not the absolute, 'am-I-deaf-now' type, but the peaceful kind. Only the steady drone of the cicadas and the occasional rustling of the leaves pierced through the silence of the chilly night in Konoha Village.
Dew already began to form on the green grass of the Uchiha garden. Overhead, the moon cast a silvery glow that illuminated the area slightly. All doors were closed and lights were off. Everybody in the Uchiha residence was asleep...
"Nnn... Saasukehh..."
"Shh! Not too...loud."
Then again, maybe not.
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Sasuke hungrily kissed the blushing blonde and forced his tongue into the delicious, wet cavern that tasted faintly of... ramen. Damn who cares, I need this soooo badly right now, Uzumaki. After a few minutes of exploring with his tongue, he pulled away and kissed Naruto on his sensitive spots: the jaw line and the base of the kitsune's neck. Only moans escaped the blonde's lips. Too much. Ugh, just hearing him moan makes me wanna cum dammit.
"T-teme... what the hell are you d-doing...ahhh..."
"Naruto... I need you... so bad."
And with that, Sasuke, realizing that both of them were still fully clothed, haphazardly removed (more like ripped off) random articles of clothing off himself and Naruto and tossed them to the side like trash. Both the kitsune and the raven gasped and turned brighter shades of pink as the cool air came in contact with their own rock-hard manhoods.
"Sa-ah-suke... w-wait, you'll wake the-haa-k-kids!" hissed Naruto as Sasuke gripped his shaft and started pumping roughly.
"That's why you need to shut up." replied Sasuke as he crashed his lips onto Naruto's again.
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Grrr... I am the boogeyman and I am here to eat you, Uchiha Saraki! RAWR!
"Ah!" Saraki gasped as she was jerked awake by the awful dream. 'That was really scary' she thought. Tears trickled from her eyes and she started to sob.
"Ne, what's wrong Saraki?" asked Nagaharu as he peeked cautiously into his sister's room.
"-sniff-I had a-sniff-bad dream, niisan."
Nagaharu entered the room dragging along his fox stuffy and climbed up Saraki's bed to give her a hug.
"There, there. Niisan is here."
The nice thing about these kids is that even if they're just 6 years old, their emotional level is quite high. They can think and act like adults if they have to and they always look out for each other. They aren't just siblings, they're best friends.
"Niisan," Saraki said as her sobs subsided, "I want Mommy."
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Sasuke thrust his erect member deeper. Naruto was hunched on all fours, back to him, his firm ass arched high, head buried deep into the pillow as the raven pounded into him, wracking his body with both pain and pleasure.
"Ahh... faster, Sasuke. Harder!"
"Nnn..."
The raven pumped harder, body slick with sweat. Naruto reached back and gently massaged Sasuke's balls. God, he sure as hell knows how to work me.
Sasuke grasped the blonde's thin waist and forced him a bit forward, each thrust hitting that happy little bundle of nerves deep inside. A few pumps and moans later, Naruto's body started to tremble.
"OH craaaap... I-I'm cumming!" Naruto said in a strangled voice as he nearly reached his peak.
"Shh! I said not too loud! You'll really wake the kids with that!"
"Oh, don't worry daddy, we're already awake." said a familiar little boy's voice at the far side of the room.
Holy shit.
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"Daddy, what were you playing last night on the bed with mommy?" asked the ever-curious Nagaharu. He was nibbling on a piece of toast.
"...we...umm...we were... playing...uh... s-something."
The two didn't entertain their kits questions last night in the hope that the little ones would forget all about it. Unfortunately, they were now bombarded with ten times as many questions.
"Did it hurt, mommy? You were screaming a lot." added Saraki, sipping her milk.
"Erm...well...umm..."
"Is it like when you jump up and down your bed, mommy? It's fun, ne? Oh, it's a game isn't it, daddy?" Nagaharu asked without even as much as a pause.
"Y-yeah... it's kind of like a game or something..." replied Sasuke who was desperately clawing at his mental vocabulary hoping he could find something more sensible to say. Please don't let them grow up to be perverts, please don't let them grow up to be perverts, please don't let them grow up to be perverts!
Naruto couldn't take it anymore. He was already blushing like crazy. I really have to talk to Sasuke about this. Alone. So he sent his kids back to their rooms and talked to Sasuke about what they were going to say to their kids after that little scene that they saw.
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"Sh-should we tell them about the birds and the bees now?" said Naruto, clearly avoiding Sasuke's gaze.
Sasuke, equally skeptical, sat there in silence for a while as he pondered about their situation. How on earth are we gonna explain about that? They weren't really made the... normal way... and we can't lie to them... nor can we not tell them about it...
"It'll be a little too complicated, don't you think?" Sasuke finally said.
"Yeah..."
"We could..." Sasuke began hopefully, "...no, never mind..."
"Well then what are we supposed to do now?"
Sasuke just ran his hand through his black hair and shrugged.
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Both kids were a little mad that their parents sent them to their room and said they couldn't play outside yet. Nagaharu, who was nearly dying of curiosity, couldn't even sit still. He kept pacing back and forth in his sister's room while making theories about their parent's 'little game'. Saraki just listened to him and answered when she needed to. She had gotten tired of watching her brother pace back and forth.
"Ah, they were playing Cat and Mouse!"
"—on the bed? Niisan, they weren't even running around."
"Okay... umm... Duck, duck, goose?"
"You are a long way off the subject, niisan. I still think they were using the bed a trampoline."
"Why would they do that?" said the little Uchiha, now even more curious.
"I dunno... exercise?" Saraki guessed.
"Well, whatever it was, it sure looked like fun!"
"Yeah, it must have been! Mommy was laughing a lot last night, too!"
Now the two were getting all enthusiastic about the 'little game'. They finally thought up a theory they could both agree on.
"Hey, I have an idea! Saraki, you wanna try it out?"
"Okay!"
The two kids scrambled towards the pink queen-sized bed and started jumping up and down on it, laughing loudly. After a few jumps, Nagaharu noticed something.
"Waaaait... Mommy and Daddy didn't have any clothes on last night."
"Oh, you're right, niisan. And they weren't jumping on the bed..."
"No, they were jumping on each other on the bed." stated Nagaharu as though he had discovered a cure for cancer.
He nodded and started taking of his clothes. Saraki did the same. Ah, a child's innocence is something to long for in this perverted world of ours.
"Yay, I win!" beamed Nagaharu
"What do you mean niisan?"
"I got all my clothes off first. Therefore, I am going to be Daddy and you will play Mommy."
"That's not fair! I wanna be Daddy!"
"Okay, why don't we take turns? I'll be Daddy first then you be Daddy after me."
Saraki agreed and climbed back on the bed and was on all-fours. Nagaharu climbed on top of her and pretended she was a horse.
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"Yeah, go horsy!"
"Niisan," said Saraki as Nagaharu continued to bounce on top of her, "I don't really understand where this is going, but this really is fun!"
Apparently the kids were having lots of fun. They continued to bounce and bounce, laughing ad giggling at the new game they learned.
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Nagaharu and Saraki were having too much fun to notice Sasuke and Naruto enter the room with mortified looks on their faces. Sasuke ran up to Nagaharu and plucked him off Saraki.
"Oh, hi Daddy! We know how to play the game now!"
"Yeah, Mommy! It really is fun!" said a laughing Saraki.
Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other, now more perplexed than ever.
How the hell are we going to explain this?
TCD: looks like Sasuke has to explain more and more things now! XD, I'm so evil. Anyway, for me to continue ON TO THE NEXT chapter, I need to learn from you guys how to explain the birds and the bees to the kids. That's right. I need you to please review and give me a few IDEAS. I have a few myself but I would much rather use yours. WARNING: I REALLY WILL NOT CONTINUE THIS FIC IF YOU GUYS DON'T GIVE ME MORE IDEAS. Please. I'm desperate.
Thanks and love lots:D
