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This takes place at the 5th month of pregnancy
Hey, I want to know the gender hippy!
No Cartman, this is going to be a surprise, wouldn't you like that, just like a gift on Christmas morning.
Damn it hippy, be reasonable about this, we need to start picking baby names, we need to decorate the baby's room there is 100rds of things that still needs to be done, we need to know the gender of the baby before we can start anything.
Don't call me hippy! And it's not necessary to know the gender for the name and the room color we can pick a unisex type name and a gender neutral color.
God! You tell me not to call you hippy and then you spout all that hippy dippy shit I ain't picking no faggoty unisex name.
Shat up Cartman or were going to be late to the doctors appointment.
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At doctor's office.
Good afternoon Mr. and Mrs. Cartman I trust that you are well?
Yea yea were fine just get on with ultrasound doc.
Eric what have I told you before, be nice to the doctor his only doing his job in a professional manner.
Sorry doctor, I'm just kind of in a hurry the springboks are playing the wallabies and I don't want to miss the game.
Excuse me Mr. Cartman?
Sorry about my husband Doctor, he forgets that Rugby isn't that well known in America, the springboks are the South African national rugby team and the wallabies are the Australian there two of the toughest Rugby teams in the world both having won the world cup.
Oh I see well lets get this ultrasound started.
Lets see here, the baby looks healthy it's size is in the correct range, it's fingers and toes are well developed and can clearly be seen none of them appear together and are clearly individualized.
The eyebrows are forming and the gender organs appear to be healthy.
So doctor you can now tell the gender.
Yes it is clear if you know how to look, do you want to know Mr. Cartman.
No doctor it's fine.
Eric what's wrong.
Nothing I'm fine
Eric I can see something is wrong, what is it.
It's…. I just really wanted to know the gender.
Mr. and Mrs. Cartman I think I should get you two some privacy.
No Doctor it's fine.
Ok doctor you can tell us the gender, I love my Husband even if he's an ass sometime if he really wants to know the gender and it's not some game to him I can compromise what are we having.
Well Mr. and Mrs. Cartman your having a baby boy.
I'm having a son fuck yea now it will be two on one in the Cartman house.
Eric Language!
Sorry dear.
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At the Cartman house
I'm having a son, I'm having a son I wonder what's the smallest size springbok jersey they make.
Eric I'm happy that your so happy but your not pushing our child into anything, how many concussion did you have when you played.
Me no remember dah I'm kidding I had three but I played forward our son will probably be more like you and play in the back that don't get injured so much.
Your not pushing him he will decide, would you be this happy if it was a girl?
I'm very happy for a son but I would have loved a daughter the best of me and you would be great no matter the gender, I love you Wendy
I love you to Cartman.
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Firstly I hope I didn't stereotype any Americans with the Rugby if you know your stuff I'm sorry.
Secondly I really appreciate my few loyal readers on this little journey I'm not Shakespeare I never pretended to be this is an escape for me in between paper work.
And thirdly I apologies in advance but this story will only be updated in October I have four days of back to back meetings and then twenty two days of leave.
