Seth: "It just so happens that we are on their floor."
Dean gets a wicked smile on his face and laughs like he's up to something good.
Dean: "That gives me the perfect opportunity. I know just exactly how to get to Jessica too."
Roman: "What are you up to, Ambrose?"
Dean: "Nothing that requires you, but it does require Rollins help."
Seth: "Dude, I'm standing right in front of you. What's up?"
Dean: "I need you to call Jess and get her to let you into her room. Distract her for about 20 minutes and then open the room door when I knock."
Seth: "All right. You want her room number."
Dean: "Yes and access."
Seth: "That's easy enough to do."
Dean: "Don't forget to text me the room number."
Seth: "I'll do you one better."
He calls Jessica. Jessica looks at her phone to see Seth's face smiling back at her.
Jessica: "Yes Rollins. What ungodly hour do you want to cross fit tomorrow?"
Seth: "The usual time. Hey, are you sleeping right now?"
Jessica: "No. I just got out of the shower and am dressing. What's up?"
Seth: "Well, me. I can't sleep. Do you mind if I come over for a little bit? Maybe you can put me to sleep."
Jessica: "I don't mind at all. Come on down. I'm in room 442."
Seth: "Room 442? I got it. I'll be there in a few."
He leaves the number on Dean's phone and heads down to Jessica's room. Dean goes into the bathroom and strips down to a black thong and oils himself up like he's going to try out for a Chippendale's dancer. He messes up his hair and looks at himself in the mirror and starts busting up laughing.
Dean: "You look like an idiot, Jon."
He puts on his robe ad comes back out where Roman is. Roman raises his eye brow at him like "What the hell?" and Dean Hugs the robe closed so he doesn't flash Roman and scare him.
Roman: "You showing up in a bathrobe is your answer to a perfume bomb."
Dean: "I'm not just in a bathrobe, Ro-ro. I'm covered in baby oil and it's scented. If I hug her or if I roll around on her bed, she'll have to smell me for the rest of the time she's in that room. That's my answer to the perfume bomb."
Roman: "Ok. Now, I smell you. You smell like coconut oil."
Dean: "Yup. That's my gift to her for the beautiful perfume smelling gear and clothes."
Roman: "Good luck getting her to let you close enough to leave your smell behind."
Dean: "Oh it'll work trust me. She'll be too busy laughing to stop me."
About 20 minutes go by and Dean knocks on her door.
Jessica: "Now who the hell is at my door? I sit around all night in here and as soon as I want to wind down for bed the whole world wants to talk to me."
She shakes her head as she answers the door. She gives Dean a side-ways look similar to Roman's "What the hell?" from earlier.
Jessica: "Can I help you, Mox?"
Dean: "Hello beautiful. I've come to make good on your invitation."
She lets him in and he closes the door behind him. He puts his hand on her face.
Jessica: "I never left you any invitation now or even then."
He closes the space so they are inches away from each other and Seth is cracking up laughing at the crazy looks he's giving Jessica.
Dean: "There's no use denying it, darling. You left your perfume all over my locker and my Shield gear."
Jessica: "How do you figure it's my perfume? Mox, I'm not even attracted to you like that. Dean on the other hand, there's been moments when I thought he was attractive. Especially here lately, but it's a simple admiration of his hard work on his body."
Dean: "Wow Jess, thank you. That's the first complement I've ever heard you give me to my face anyway."
Jessica: "Yes. You're a beautiful man, Dean. I'm clearly a Rollins girl."
Dean: "Clearly."
He doesn't break character even at the realization that he's just been genuinely given a complement. Jessica surprises him though by putting her hand in his hair.
Jessica: "Wow. You're crazy ass hair is actually soft. I figured you had 10 pounds of oil or gel in it. That's all I smell."
Dean: "Yes. I don't use that crap in my hair."
Seth: "Maybe I should leave you two alone."
Jessica: "Fuck that. You are not leaving me alone with Mox. Do you not remember the shit he used to do?"
Seth: "Yes. I've never had to bear witness to it though and I don't plan on bearing witness to it now either. It's all good as long as you two are making me laugh, but this is crossing over into I'm being a voyeur on the outside of some kinky sex set up."
Dean: "Just stop, Tyler. You're ruining the moment dude."
Seth: "Now I know I'm leaving. I retired that character when I walked out of ROH with the championship."
Dean: "And they still chant that you sold out. Not much has changed over the years, has it?"
Seth: "This is not the WWE ring or NXT."
Dean: "Shut up. I'm just making good on your lady's invite. I'm not trying to take her away from you. Now, if she gets a taste for the Moxley side of me, then that's on her."
Jessica: "That's never going to happen. You drink too much and you're obnoxious. I don't do smokers and your killing me softly with that coconut oil. You smell like Randy Orton.
Dean: "Come on, beautiful. Just hug me. I won't bite you. I promise."
Jessica: "You'd better not bite me. I will super kick you square in the nuts."
