"Hush, don't say his name. Or he'll appear."

Tieria's face was very close to Ribbons as he whispered. Only after Ribbons nodding did he remove his hand, slowly.

"Aren't you being a bit too paranoid? I don't think Rege-"

"I told you not to say his name! You don't know how it's like. I keep seeing shiny glasses from the corner of my eyes. That and purple."

"Maybe you're just spending too much time in front of mirrors."

"Don't get smart with me! I'm telling you he stalks me so! In fact,"

Tieria got on all fours and peered under the sofa. Ribbons got a good sight of a very shapely ass popped in the air.

"-Not here. Thank Veda for that."

Ribbons coughed.

"That skirt of yours really rides up."

Tieria half sat half knelt on the floor and looked up at Ribbons.

"I've been saying that all along. Not that you pay attention to what I say anyway. At least he's not hiding here."

"Brotherly love is so…special."

Tieria got up and proceeded to tug at the skirt in an attempt to make it longer.

"Shut up. This is so short, I might as well walk around naked."

Ribbons brightened up at this.

"That is a good idea."

Ribbons took a step in his direction.

"Back off. We'll be late at this rate."

"Ah yes, you are so fond of punctuality."

They made their way outside, Tieria stumbling a few steps behind Ribbons because he was not in the mood to take the offered arm and he still could not quite handle absurdly high heels. Standing in the shadow of Ribbons' vehicle Tieria realized just how weird it truly was. Why the plushy platform should be so high up was beyond him nor did he approve of the garish red color.

"What is this, your couch-mobile? The cockpit is as high as my Gundam's."

Tieria walked around it, curiously. It lacked weapons that he could identify which was a great flaw in its design. Ribbons followed him.

"It is convertible so there is a roof. And it also flies."

"It flies? That is interesting."

Tieria came across a ladder and handed his heels to Ribbons. He began climbing while Ribbons took the opportunity to appreciate the way Tieria's ass moved under the skimpy dress.

"Ladies first."

Tieria stopped and turned around rapidly, hooking a leg on the ladder to keep himself from falling.

"Shut up! Will you ever stop aggravating me?"

Ribbons shrugged and activated a ramp that neatly carried him all the way to the gigantic seat.

"Do not fall, Tieria."

Tieria glared and carried on climbing. He should have known that there would be another way of accessing the vehicle proper but he was not used to neat escalators. Unfortunately by the time he reached the highly plush cockpit-like mega couch he was panting from exertion while Ribbons was already sitting merrily.

"Welcome aboard!"

Tieria took a few tentative steps in the deep carpet-like surface. His feet sank all the way to the ankle and it was with some difficulty that he made his way to the actual seat that ran around the whole area of the cockpit. Tieria made sure he sat apart from Ribbons and tried to keep the skirt from climbing up and failed at it. Ribbons activated the roof that covered the open seat and the vehicle began turning on its wheels.

Tieria eased back and nearly got swallowed by the cushions, his legs kicking in the air as he struggled to free himself. Ribbons picked him up and placed him on his lap.

"Your couch-mobile is as unpractical as it is ugly."

"Are you always this sour, Tieria?"

Tieria tossed his hair angrily enough, a swish of silky purple tickling Ribbons.

"You can't expect me to be happy about this arrangement."

Ribbons ran his fingers through Tieria's hair, combing it.

"Why not? Luxury, being pampered and the best sex you could ask for."

Tieria wished that he could scramble out of Ribbons' lap but the seats were like bogs of fabric.

"Like I'd want to have sex with you."

Ribbons giggled.

"Always so snarky. And I had you begging just yesterday."