Morty came out in a black hooded cloak much like those of the KK except not. He had a bible in his hands and so did the 3 people scouting behind him.
Our protagonists were diving head-first into Ecruteak in slow motion, but their bodies were doing Maxtrixes to get out. Something was very god damn fishy and it wasn't Morty.
It was a Magikarp splashing in the mud puddle. That was very fishy because fish.
Morty gasped at duh Greek Gob by him and bowed down before Gold sayin', "Your a sine sent by Arceus I mean DARKRAI!" And then bowed and worshipped him.
"Ok." Gold said, shooting them all the face with his water gun floated with shoes.
"Ok I see now." Silver said and caught Sneasel for reasons.
Bugsy stared down Morty. "Oh for the sake of Arceus! If one more human being cosplays as an Organization Member, I'm gonna have a hissy fit!"
"YOU." Morty said and dramatically pointed at Bugsy. "YOU ARE THE ENEMY OF THE CULT."
And they all proceeded to swarm Bugs Booger and take him back to their "church" for satanic sacrifices while Gold and Silver rode high on a golden platform because gods. Sneasel found a black robe and was a brother of the CULT. Sneasel became goth.
"Oh plz who needds this I'm Hercules," Silver sneezed and jumped to his suicide but then he summo0nded a swarm of flying, horned Pegasses. "Ok now we're talking," he said riding a demonic Pga$u$ with a black coat on. Silver was Axel of Pokemon hands down.
"Oh deary me," Bugsay said with a tad bit of weariness to his manly but flamboyant (luk I just contradicted myself) voice. "I Play for all your souls to be cleansed this very instant," then he shoved his poopy hands into his pockets and took out a Cleanse Tag, shoving it onto the back of Morty. "May Arceus be with you, sinner."
So they took Bugsy to their "church" which was black and burned and so hella gay so Gold felt right at home.
"Your horse is very gay," Gold said.
"Tank," Morty said and served him ice cold warm Pikajuice.
Sneezlel tied Bugs Bunny down to a sacrificial altar and the guy cultzors started chanting. "Asfgdhjlk; asdfghjkl;"
Then a familiar, yet distant voice came out of Bugsy's flimsy body. "Suicune tails, 50 Pokedollars!" Silver broke down crying because his dear Bugsy finally departed from planet Earth. "Change him back Morty!"
"What is going on with meee?!" Bugsy cried. There was a fire in his veins and a swelling in his head and the voice emanating from his mouth was not his own. His eyelids blinked rapidly and when they closed, the most frightening pictures of fire and brimstone filled his vision and he tried to scream but ended up just giving a horrible ghostly wail.
"Oh, your Jehova's Witness is posessesesade," Morty worty said.
"Good day, peasants," that mysterious voice called again. "It has been almost 500 years since I've been summoned. What dur hell do u wernt?"
"MY BUGSY BACK!" Silver screamed wildly.
"Oh. That's it?" He sounded as if this incident had occured before, disappointed.
"NO GREAT SPIRIT," Morty cried. De cultzors fell on their kneez and worshipped the possessed Bugsy.
"We want you to kill all the nonbelievers in Darkrai's glorious NAME!"
Sneezlel sneezed a gay sneeze and fell off glitter and bows... Ok. Wooper wondered if he could suck Bugsy's possessed ghost dick. Gold fingered Silver.
"U called on mi last time... I told u before and I'll tell you again: I am not this Darkrai in whcih you spic!" He cried. "I am Eusine! EWSINE!"
Silver amputated Gold's pee.
And then that pee became pee soup and Bugsy spewed gayness I meaN PEE SOUP that als omade themu gay but like Gold and Silver were unaffected cuz they were already gay, but Morty and his cult started all passionately making out with each other. Euswine/Bugsy kept spewing soup until Gold camde behind him/them and kicked their ass.
"Badge plz."
Morts scowled in agony very gay-like, until his hand stuck itself in his pocket and pulled out 40 Ghost badges and had to play the Memory card game for one hour to get the right pair. "Here," Morts screwed Silver's bum with it angrily.
But then Euswine got kicked out of Bug Booger's body and Sivler rushed to his boyfriends lovers side and hugged him and Eusine went into a FAAAABULOUS body of some gay butler who had died chasing Suicune.
"Omgay what even." Zombie Eusine said. He was a walking dead butler who wanted to screw Suicune in the bum ass dick head face. SCREAMS
Chiodo walked into the tower and made this emote: 0.o "CHeerios," he whipped Silver with a tree trunk. "God dam."
Silver threw up Gold's leftovers in which he ate from behind the scenes. "There's your lunch."
Bugsy drooled and glared lazily at Ewswine with his good eye, rubbing his hands together. "Must we."
"Well we got the badge so I'm gay-I mean going," so Gold lef tand Wooper sucked a thing.
"AH!" Scramesz. That was Euseme who started to hump Wooper's mouf. Wooper's blowjob turned him British.
"Oh, I say! It's like a pip pip cheerio wanker in the loo!" Eusine said in his new British zombie voice.
"Silver..." Bugsy opened his eyes to Silver's eyes looking down at him. They were full of worry and thought they normally filled Bugsy with terror. After his horrible nightmare possession he was so relieve to see the gaze of a friend. "Oh, Silver!" Bugsy clung to him.
"II AM GAY!" Morty started butt-fukking Eusine because apparently people ship that? Sneeze sneezled.
"ME II!" Ewswine burped a clurp and summoned a hinga dinga durd turd out Morts's ass.
Silver stared at Bugsy for a long time. And by a long time, I mean two days. "You're like the Snickers to my mouth," he said.
"Must we," Gold mocked Bugsy and started out the door.
So the three heroes left Morty and Eusine and Wooper to their British copulation and finally lef tht etower church burned thing after TWO FUKKIN DAYS. Hey.
