A/N: I'm back and bring you a new chapter. Next chapter will have more in it because on Christmas I'm getting more DVDs and Manga of Fullmetal Alchemist. So yeah!
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Atama Ga Kuru Teru
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Chapter Five-Second Family
The following morning when I woke up and brewed myself a coffee, I was kinda surprised to see a lot of ice around the street. I blinked in confusion before last nights events hit me.
"I'm not cleaning that up," I muttered, seeing some people outside trying to get rid of the ice.
Da was sat at the table looking through the newspaper. He glanced up before shaking his head. "Even as a child you were lazy. I wish you would a least try and do some chores."
I snorted, "I babysit and work my butt of for the asshole, I think that's a chore in itself."
"Well, I just got a call from the Hughes, they are coming to visit. Why don't you clean up before they get here?"
I groaned before slamming my head down onto the counter. The Hughes weren't really blood-related, but we were really close so we did consider them to be a part of the family. Maes Hughes is my godfather.
"Fine, but you're doing the dishes. If Mrs Hughes talks about the lawn, it's your fault." I muttered before dropping cup into the sink and walking to the bathroom.
After washing up, I walked to my bedroom, almost tripping over Fluffy.
"Fluffy, I wish you wouldn't sleep where I can easily trip over you." I said, picking the lazy fox up and plopping him onto my bed.
I then walked over to my closet, deciding to get changed before cleaning. Opening my closet, I slipped on a long sleeved blue jumper and black trousers. I brushed my hair and put it up into a ponytail.
I sighed before walking out the room. I hate cleaning, I'd rather be doing the asshole's work.
"So, how many hours have we got before they come?" I asked dad, who was getting the cleaning utensils out of the closet.
"Two hours."
I stared at dad with a shocked look. Two hours? That's not enough to clean this hell hole!
Dad smiled. "Better get started then, shouldn't we?"
"Bastard!"
Two hours later I was lying on the couch, breathing out of relief. I hated cleaning because it took so much work! And people wonder why I don't come home often.
I heard knocking on the front door and got up to answer it. Opening the door, I smiled at Mrs Gracia Hughes and her daughter, Elysia Hughes.
Mrs Hughes had short brown hair and turquoise eyes. She was dressed in a blue dress with a light blue cardigan and a scarf. Elysia looked like a younger version of her mother, the only thing she had in common with Maes was her personality. She was dressed in a pink dress with a huge coat and scarf on, her hair was in pigtails.
Elysia smiled and launched herself onto me. I barely kept my ground as she clinged onto me.
"Big sis! Big sis! Hi!" She exclaimed, spinning us around.
I chuckled. "It's good to see you too Elysia come on in. Hello Mrs Hughes."
Mrs Hughes came in and gave me a hug. "Leonie, I've told you before, just call me Gracia."
I smirked. "Sorry, I'm just used to calling you that. Where's Maes?"
We had relocated to the kitchen, dad was in there finishing cleaning the dishes. Elysia ran over to him, to which he squealed and hugged her. Both Gracia and me sat at the table.
"He's gone to see the Elric brothers off. They're heading to Reole."
That piqued my curiosity. "Maes knows the Elric brothers?"
She nodded, thanking dad when he handed her a cup of coffee. "They needed a place to stay after what happened last night. They really are sweet, though I am worried for the younger brother. He was dressed all in armor and wouldn't eat anything."
I shrugged. "Gracia, a lot if kids nowadays are like that. He's probably eating right now."
She nodded but still looked worried. It made me curious as to why the little brother would be dressed all in armor, even though he was at Maes's house.
Gracia decided to change the subject. "I see you've stopped smoking. I'm glad, it would be bad for your health."
I smiled weakly back. Two years ago, I had a smoking problem. I couldn't stop and because of that it affected my illness more. Even now I struggle to stop myself from smoking.
Dad snorted. "Leonie may have stopped smoking but she's still drinking."
I looked down in shame when Gracia shot me a disapproving look. "I'm sorry, I can't help it."
Gracia shook her head. "No, it's aright. You're old enough to choose what you do."
Dad nodded too. "Even though you get drunk really easily."
My face heated up while I glared at dad. "I can old me liquor….for five minutes."
He shook his head before turning back to talk to Gracia.
I felt something pulling my trousers and looked down. Elysia smiled at me and grabbed my hand.
"Can we play outside?"
I looked over to Gracia for permission, which she nodded to, and stood up. I stretched a little before walking over to the closet. I took out my coat and scarf and followed Elysia out of the door.
Elysia began to run around in the snow while I stood looking around at the wreckage from last night. I could see some military officers trying to calm down some pedestrians and silently glared at them. It's partly their fault after all for not handling the problem sooner. I had read the newspaper earlier on and new that they had killed Isaac. It was a shame too, apparently he had asked some criminals where he could find 'Solf J. Kimblee.'
A smirked crawled onto my face, it's a good thing that bastard is locked up because the joke would be on him when he finds out the truth.
"Big sis! Can we make snow angels?" Elysia asked, bring me out of my thoughts.
I blinked before nodding. "Oh alright then. But not for too long, I don't want you to catch a cold."
Crouching down, both of us started to make snow angels, giggling. I felt like a kid again when doing this, but Elysia always makes me feel like a kid. Glancing at her happy face, I knew I was going to miss her.
'Hopefully she'll get to grow up with a good future.' I thought to myself, grinning back at her.
"Aw! You too are so adorable! Let me take pictures!"
I froze before glancing up at my godfather, Maes Hughes. He grinned down at me, holding his camera ready. His black hair was short and combed back, only a stray hair was not combed back. His eyes were a dark hazel and covered by a pair of glasses. He was dressed in a jacket, trousers and a scarf.
"Papa!" Elysia yelled, standing up and hugging her father.
"Aw, you're so adorable Elysia! Did you have fun?"
She nodded enthusiastically before saying she wants to go back inside. She ran back into the house while Maes approached me.
"Ah Leonie, you keep growing every time I see you." He said, helping me stand up.
I smirked. "I can't stay small forever Maes, I have to grow up."
He smiled but it was small. "Yeah…grow up."
I knew why he was acting like this, he knew about my disease. I rolled my eyes before pulling him into a hug.
"It's good to see you Maes."
He gripped tighter. "Good to see you too, Leonie."
My head was pounding and I felt fuzzy but I didn't care. I was happily sipping my beer, my cool fresh beer.
But now I felt confused.
"Am I Christian or agnostic? God I don't know…" I mumbled, making the Hughes's look at me weirdly.
Dad waved them off. "Don't worry, she's always like this when she's drunk."
I stood up and wobbled over to him. "You don't know anything about meeee! I-I'm a b-bloody f-fantastic criminalllll!" I yelled, slurring all the words.
Is it hot? Or is that just me? All I knew is that I was too hot.
"Leonie! Don't take of your clothes!"
"I'm too hot!"
"LEONIE!"
I then felt the urge to rant. I mean, why should I just stay quiet? These people need to know how I feel!
"I always have to listen to that bastard! I never get respect from him, the greedy asshole! I would love to throw all his 'precious' items away! I mean, now I have to secretly steal things without the cops getting onto me! I'm freakin dying! I've only got eleven years! Now I have to babysit the Fuhrer's son! He may be adorable but that kid creeps me out! Why did mom have to go and die? Does she know how much she's done to me? Bitch! Don't get me started on my brothers."
Dad quickly grabbed me and steered me to my bedroom. "Go to sleep Leonie!"
I pouted. "Ugh."
Before I knew it, I was asleep.
God I hate getting drunk.
I think Leonie being drunk would be hilarious XD
The line she says about the Christian thing is a redo of a line from Hetalia, my new FAV anime!
Hope you enjoy the two Omakes below. One of them I have already shown the MBKMM cast
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
R&R
Omake-The most common plot on this Fanfiction
Leonie stared at the thing as it ran along beside the Elrics.
"Greed…hey, Greed….BOSS!" She yelled, waking the sleeping Homunculus.
"W-what?" He mumbled, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
"What's that thing over there?" She asked, pointing at the thing as it approached slowly.
He looked over to where she was pointing and practically choked. "Shit! Oh, you wouldn't know this, now would you?"
She blinked. "Know what?"
He sighed. "Sometimes, people create Ocs, you already know this because you are one yourself."
She scowled. "No shit Sherlock."
He rolled his eyes. "Well anyway, sometimes their Ocs can get out of control. They become…Mary-sues."
She shuddered at the name. "Tell me more."
"Okay then, one of the main ways of finding a Mary-sue, is where they come from a world where FMA is a manga/anime. Somehow they'll get stuck here and follow the Elrics around. They then somehow learn Alchemy in a very short time and everyone will love them."
Leonie blinked before her eye twitched. "It would have better if they described it like real life. Where they have to learn for themselves. Seriously, the possibility of the Elrics letting a person travel with them is small."
He nodded. "Another way is where they get to be State Alchemists at a young age and follow the Elrics around."
Leonie snorted. "Do fans like stalking the Elrics?"
He shrugged. "Most likely. Anyway, again everyone loves them and thinks they're stronger."
Leonie looked a little annoyed. "Don't kids realize how bad the military is? People die daily and why would they even let kids join in the first place? I know why they wanted the Elric brothers to join, but still!"
Greed smirked. "I guess you don't want hear about the Chimera Mary-sues or the Homunculus Mary-sues?"
Leonie shook her head before noticing the Thing approach them.
The Thing had long blonde hair that shimmered in the sun. It's eyes were a sparkly blue covered with glasses to make it look 'normal.' It was dressed in a long flowing dress.
Both Greed and Leonie stared at it in horror. The thing smiled at them.
"Excuse me but could you help me. My name is Sophie Perfect and I somehow ended up in FMA, where it's just an anime in my world. "The thing, Sophie, said.
Leonie shuddered. "No!"
Sophie glared at her before turning to Greed. "You will, won't you Greed? I mean, we are lovers."
Both Leonie and Greed stared at her with the 'WTF' expression.
"Leonie, you know what to do."
Leonie nodded before taking her guns out. Sophie's eyes widened.
"Wait-no-"
BANG!
Lesson: I would like to see something original for once, like maybe something to do with one of those countries that have not been used in the main storyline. I've had enough of 'Stalking Edward and Al.'
Hetalia Story Preview-
You've heard and read all the same common plots on Hetalia Fanfiction. Whether it be people buy 'Hetalia Units,' the Hetalia cats appearing to help people with homework or the countries teaming up to have hot passionate sex for no apparent reason.
Well, I'm here to give you something new!
Nine very important children get kidnapped and are saved by the Hetalia cast. Unfortunately, some people saw them and thought they were the kidnappers! Now they have to look after the kids while trying to find the real kidnappers. But bear in mind that the countries have never had to deal with this bunch of oddballs-
Rin Yuzaki-Daughter of the Prime minister of Japan, Rin may only be twelve but she is far advanced then anyone her age. Sadly, this one isn't the most helpful.-Created by my best friend/Stalker, ILUVSEAN123!
Giselle Fillon-Daughter of the Prime minister of France, Giselle is one of the most beautiful girls in France for an eleven-year-old. Her only drawback is that she's a very arrogant and vain girl.-Created by a very talented and popular Fanfic author, Atama Ga Kuru Teru!
Lancelot Bridges-Grandson of the Queen of England, Lancelot is the embolism of 'True Gentlemen.' But Lancelot is known to be quite the rebel…-Created by a very excellent DeviantArt artist, KorosuKa!
Seth and Rena Napolitano-Children of the President of Italy, they may be twins but they sure aren't the same! While Seth may be the brave one, Rena is the coward.-Created by a very nice and kind author, Moonlightpheonix!
Lance Klaus-Son of the Prime minister of Germany, Lance is one who believes whole heartedly in the supernatural. Mind you, just as big as his love for the supernatural is his arrogance.-Created by a very fun author, Red Cookies!
Ling Jintao-Son of the President of China, Ling is known for his cold apathetic attitude. The oldest out of the children, his only weakness seems t be Vera. -Created by the psychotic author, ME!
Vera Medvedev-Daughter of the President of Russia, Vera is the youngest child being only seven years old. Though unknown to a lot of people is that she is quite the competitive type.-Again this cutie was created by ME!
Willow Obama-Daughter of the President of the United States, Willow is not afraid to express her feelings, even though she tends to get out of hand and force people to
join in her fun.-Of course she's created by me.
Oh how I wish the Hetalia cast luck. To see this fic, the first chapter will be posted on
CHRISTMAS DAY! AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT!
The name of this fic? It's called-
My Country Kidnapped Me
Note: Even though some of the last names of the characters are the same as the current prime ministers, they are not related!
I do not own Hetalia!
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