So, about the last chapter, I had typed it up on Monday and was going to update, but then the internet failed. So, here we have, the next chapter.
The sound stone recorded the melody! After our heroes defeated Master Belch, they recorded the melody of the sanctuary in Saturn valley. "Success!" Ness yelled. "Yes, Ness. Success." "Paula said, blankly. "Great, now we get to go back to dark, dreary, and depressing." Jeff said, faking enthusiasm. "I don't know, maybe things have changed?" Alex suggested. "Just cut to the wipe!" Paula said.
Back at Threed. "Wow, it looks relatively nice now!" Ness said. "Yeah, the sun actually exists." Jeff said, dryly. Alex began to sang "Sunshine on my shoulders-" "Yeah let's NOT do that." Paula said. "Ok…" "Guys, quit with the chatter, and let's get a move on to Fourside." Ness said, impatiently. "To the bus stop, AWAAAAY!" Alex yelled. "To Fourside, please." Ness said. "That'll be one dollar." *A few minutes later* "Sorry, kids, this is where I let you off, there's a traffic jam." "Shoot. Guess we're walking." Jeff said "Yeah." Paula said, angrily. "Hey a drug store!" Ness said. "C'mon." Jeff said, walking towards it. "Jeff, we're already stocked up on supplies!" Paula said. "It's not what's in the drugstore, it's around back." "Hey there kids." The arms dealer said, lighting a cigarette off the butt of another. "What can I do for you? *Puff*" "*Cough* *wheeze* Sir there's only so much breathable air on the planet!" Paula said. "I'll have that Shot-gun, and a few big bottle rockets." Jeff said. "Here you go, come back later! *Puff*" "Jeff, I'm beginning to question your choice in suppliers." "Relax, Paula!" "Hey, a mine!" Ness pointed out. "I hope this goes better than the circus tent incident…" Paula mumbled under her breath. "Give him a break, Paula!" Alex said. "Pardon me." Ness asked. "What are you doing?" "We're mining. We don't have anyone to give any of this to and we have plenty of money ourselves, so we'll give the money to you!" "Ok, go with what works, I guess." Jeff said "WAAHH. Random encounter!" Alex used PSI laser. "Ka-me…" LAW SU- "NO, I'm doing this attack! Ha-me… HAAAA!" YOU WON! Ness learned a bunch of healing PSI! Paula learned a bunch of offensive PSI! So, after a long trek through the desert, our heroes made it to Fourside.
"Monotoli. Has anyone heard that name before?" Alex asked. "No. Nope. Uh-Uh." A Wallah of synonyms for no arose from the group. "Shall we go inside?" A wallah of synonyms for yes. "Great!" Inside the Monotoli building. "Excuse me." Ness and company walked up to the front desk. "What is the Monotoli building?" Ness asked. "The Monotoli building is the main business in The city of Fourside." Said the hateful witch who called herself the secretary. "What's so special about it?" Ness asked. "If you have any further questions, please visit the top floor." "Okay thanks!" Inside the elevator. "This elevator takes you to the forty-seventh floor. I assume that's where you want to go." "Yeah, sure." Jeff said. "Alright, this won't take very long, JUST DON'T STARE AT MY HIPS!" "…Are you alright?" Paula asked. "Yes, why?" "Uh no reason…" Ness began humming along to the elevator music. "YOU'RE STARING AT MY HIPS!" The elevator woman screamed at Alex. "Uh, no I'm not." "I must say, Miss, those are some pretty big hips." Jeff said. "So YOU were staring!" "No, I just happened to have glanced over." She twitched. "Ok, here's your stop, NOW GET OUT!" "I say we take the stairs next time." Ness said. "Agreed." Alex, Paula and, Jeff said at the same time. "Excuse me, is this Monotoli's office?" Paula asked. "Yes it is! Wanna make somethin' of it?" "Pokey?" Ness and Alex asked, surprised. "Yep, it's me! And I'm Monotoli's right hand man!" "Who's Pokey?" Jeff and Paula asked. "Pokey, USED, and I stress used to be our next door neighbor and friend." Alex said. "Well, clearly, we're not friends anymore! Now out of Mr. Monotoli's office! You two! Numb-skulls! Get them outta here!" *BOOT* "They literally kicked us out!" Ness said. "CHILD ABUSE!" Alex yelled. Outside the Monotoli building. "Well that was fantastic." Jeff said, sarcastically. "Uh, guys. The runaway five are playing at Topolla Theatre!" Alex pointed out. "Then what are we waiting for, let's go!" Paula yelled. Inside the theatre. "Four tickets please!" Ness requested. "Here you are, five dollars, please." "Okay, thanks!" "Paula, just curious, why do the two in front bring microphones up on stage if they don't use them?" "SHHH! They're starting!" One amazing concert later. "Let's go backstage!" Paula said. "Uh, we don't have a pass." Jeff pointed out. "We'll just sneak past." "Okay then." Alex said. Insert James Bond music and sneaking about. "You guys can't seem to stay out of debt." Alex said out of nowhere. (Cause they, ya know, snuck in) "GAH! Oh, it's you guys. I'm easily startled. No, we can't can we? We're in WAY over our heads this time!" "How much?" Alex asked. "One MILLION dollars." "GAH!" Alex yelled out of surprise. "Man, I'm getting to old for this, kids. My blood pressure is going through the roof! Being in debt is really stressful." "Don't worry lucky! We'll get you out of this!" Paula said, full of pride.
What awaits our heroes, getting the runaway five out of debt? "A lot." Jeff! It clearly states in your script your not supposed to break the fourth wall! "*Sigh* Cut!"
