A/N: Sorry for fail on updating. Really busy and not much time for anything else. Thank you for people that are still hoping for an update.

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Naruto: Rebirth of Vongola! Chapter 6: The plan is (insert opinion of others here)

Sasuke after listening to the plan was very surprised. Their very careful and structured plan before has become…this.

"Shikamaru, this plan is going to fail." Sasuke stated, deadpanned. Neji was for once agreeing with Sasuke. Even Hinata looked doubtful of the success of the plan.

"Calm yourselves down. Shika knows what he is doing! He's not a member of the Vongola for nothing, besides, he represents solidification! He just sealed the cracks in our plan, and now, we will solidify our chances of taking him down! Besides, I like the plan, it's gonna be fun!" Naruto rebutted. Rock Lee smiled and did a nice guy pose, showing he agrees with Naruto. Garra goes with whatever the boss says, so he merely nods.

"This plan is our best shot to survive and to keep him contained. Everyone do your part and it will turn out fine! Success rate: 97%!" Shikamaru stated. At that moment Itachi pops out with a Katon: Fire Dragon Flame Bullet, that was blocked because of the mastered Kaiten from both Neji and Hinata, Garra's sand, and Naruto's ability to assimilate and harmonize with the sand.

"SASUKE, NARUTO, LEE, GO!" Shikamaru bellowed, as the original three that met together at the beginning faced down the man that brought them together through their hatred for him, Itachi. Itachi was suspecting a barrage of jutsu from everyone, but he was instead met by Kage Bushin from Naruto, Naruto himself, and Lee with one gate open, and Sasuke attacking him straight up Taijutsu. Itachi was quite frankly, blown away by the amount of teamwork shown by the three people. Sasuke was giving orders on when and how to attack in a code he did not understand. He of all people was the last he thought would be a passive fighter against him. Lee was constantly going for bone breaking strikes, that he constantly blocked with chakra enhanced arms and legs. He was once again confined to taijutsu, but this time it was even worse because he had to continuously move faster and harder than ever because of the kage bushin. If Itachi stopped even once, he was attacked by kunai from multiple directions. He got hit by one and found out that they were coated in Sky flames, almost turning him into stone. From then on he knew he could not be hit again, because he was lucky to escape that shot. The chakra he was forced to expend to keep up with Naruto's unorthodox style and unlimited stamina that somehow caused small openings for Lee to strike was starting to really drag him down.

"KONOHA HURRICANE." Lee shouted, as he landed two blows that cracked something on impact. Itachi winced. Speaking of Lee, he was the most horrible to deal with. The amount of chakra expended to keep the hits from shattering bones was ridiculous! Each blow from Lee unblocked by chakra is enough to fracture bones. Now with the ability to use tiny bits of chakra from the healing effect of Sun flames, his blows are even more lethal than before. Speaking of the Sun Flames, the activation ability has tripled the speed and reaction times of Lee, making him an absolute monster to deal with. If Itachi's not careful, he wil get all his bones broken by one well placed shot from him. Fortunately for him, Lee was starting to run out of steam. Itachi noticed, and capitalized on it quickly, with a burst of chakra, he blocked Lee's roundhouse kick, then smashed his head and stomach with his elbow in two quick blows, and knocked him out with a chop to the neck. This all took place in 1.3 seconds. As Lee crumpled to the floor, Garra was ready to use his technique while Naruto distracted Itachi and landed a blow on his back.

"Sand Bullet Sphere!" Garra called out. The sphere shot out with intense speeds, and Itachi barely dodged it. The initial sphere was followed by three others. By the time Itachi was in the clear, Hinata and Sasuke were already all over Itachi. This time, while Naruto and his clones had the same job, the real Naruto was able to catch a breather and let his wounds heal as he was not needed as much as before in the battle. Hinata has replaced Lee and Sasuke has come down to back up Hinata as well. Neji has taken over the position as Sasuke has before and overseers everything. Before when Naruto and Lee were taking on Itachi, they were in the forest behind the Uchiha compound. Currently they are beyond the wall of Konoha and in the forest still.

Itachi was getting his ass handed to him by six Genins. And he was not allowed to use killing force. And Garra was continuously firing his sand bullets. While the battle speed has slowed down slightly, it was more than enough to make Itachi overreact after dealing with Rock Lee and his speed. In the first 30 seconds of this new "round" of opponents, he has been hit by Garra's sand spheres four times. He managed to dodge Naruto's attacks completely, but his left leg and right elbow and below has been disabled by Hinata, along with being hit in several points over his body. Sasuke has managed to axe kick his left shoulder and left his clothing more singed. His jacket has been completely ruined from jumping into a Kaiten. To say Itachi was getting owned was an understatement. In return however, Sasuke's arm has been broken. Hinata was relatively ok, but her jacket was singed from explosive tags. Itachi managed to get in some ninjutsu finally. Garra has been under attack by a squad of explosive kage bushins. Sasuke had to back out and go to Lee to get healed. Naruto is back in throwing punches and kicks and pushing Itachi back. Combined with Naruto's unpredictability, and Hinata's flexibility to attack in various almost impossible angles, Itachi was getting pummeled and is barely keeping up, as he now had no chakra to aid his body, too many were sealed up by Hinata. However, Itachi still had a trick. Using a kunai previously thrown he managed with a series of shurikens and wire, get Hinata in the shoulder with it. Neji snapped after that. As Hinata backed out to be healed as well, Neji drove in furiously. Naruto himself was forced to back off as Neji was continuously striking the traitor over and over.

"I'LL BITE YOU TO DEATH!" Neji roared as he continuously moved to attack, his eyes having a crazed look. His body was overflowing with cloud flames that multiplied his speed by two and attack damage by four. Itachi in a one on one fight under normal circumstances would have won. However, his chakra is mostly sealed. His body should not be moving at all right now. Many bones should have broken in his body but will soon if he keeps moving. Itachi was barely fending off Neji. Blocking raging Neji's attack was not his smartest idea either. Even getting glanced by it hurts like hell. Then Garra's sand rose up in front of Neji. It was just in time as a Eight Trigrams Mountain Crusher combined with a Katon: Dragon Cannon Shot coming from Hinata and Sasuke respectively ploughed into Itachi and shot him through the air freely bleeding away. As Itachi landed on the surface of a lake, Shikamaru was waiting for him.

"Damn. The plan actually worked." Sasuke stated. Garra simply nodded.

"F*CK THE PLAN! I WILL KILL HIM FOR HURTING HINATA-SAMA." Neji raged. Hinata was wide-eyed as she saw his cousin who was mainly a dick worried for her. Hinata was thinking the plan is insane and epic to include the fact that Neji will rage once she gets injured. Wait… if it was all part of the plan, then she was supposed to be injured? Either way, Hinata vowed, Shika is getting a beating.

Garra said, "You know, we should be going towards Shikamaru right now." Rage and thoughts forgotten, they all started booking it like no other.

MEANWHILE…

Shikamaru, flanked by Lee and Naruto, stared down Itachi. He managed to get up and swallow down a soldier pill. Itachi was pissed. Goddamn pissed. This was not what he signed up for. He was supposed to beat Sasuke with Tsukiyomi, and then go on as if nothing happened! He was not supposed to get the tar beaten out of him! And with that, Itachi bellowed in rage as he went through handseals while jumping in the air. Shikamaru recognized some of the seals formed and then he smirked. He unsealed a giant lance from a scoll he was carrying.

"Conditions for victory set. Success rate: OVER 9000!" Shikamaru shouted, "POWERS OF LIGHTENING RELEASE!" Itachi's eyes widened as he said his technique, too late from stopping his fatal mistake.

"RAITON: LIGHTENING DRAGON ROARING CRUSH!" Itachi shouted. After he said the technique he swore. A giant dragon made of lightening started roaring out shockwaves before crashing down itself. Shikamaru merely smirked as he raised his lance in the air, and like magic, all the lightening travelled into the lance, where it was starting to glow from bottom to tip. After the lance was finished absorbing all the lightening, Shikamaru's eyes went from dancing to mirth to emotionlessly cold.

"Elettrico Cornata: KidōFōmu." Shikamaru coldly said, "I am the lightening rod of the family, and I will take any damage you send at me, and send it right back to destroy you!" Itachi was paralyzed by the lightening emitted from the lance. He can only stare at horror as Shikamaru ran forward, Lance filled with lightening leading the charge. Shikamaru slashed Itachi, leaving a semi-deep, but not a immediately fatal wound. Sasuke and the others just arrived on scene to see Shikamaru land the blow. Itachi finally fell unconscious, his wounds adding up. Sasuke walked foreward slowly, going through the hand seals for the fireball jutsu. The rest of the family fell behind him, as this was Sasuke's ambition, no, his duty. As Sasuke prepared to shout out the technique, the Varia jumped into action. Orochimaru used his right arm to wrap around Sasuke's hands and used his other hand to hold the Kusanagi to Sasuke's throat. Garra was impeded by a giant bone drill to his face and the other hand making seals to launch a forest of bones beneath him to impale him. Kimimaro told him while holding the bone drill to his face. Zabuza had his head cleaver around Hinata's neck. Gai and Lee simply had a man hug moment, distracting Rock Lee completely. Danzo had his cane reveal to be a sword ready to impale Neji at any moment. Kakashi simply used a water prison to hold Shikamaru. Haku froze Naruto's hands and feet together, as she leaned in to kiss him and started groping him.

Sarutobi appeared after the Varia have disabled the Vongola and shouted, "EVERYONE STAND DOWN, THE VARIA IS NOT YOUR ENEMY." Then he saw Naruto being sexually assaulted by Haku. No one saw Haku for they were all preoccupied by their detainer or detainee.

"HAKU, STOP SEXUALLY HARRASSING MY GRANDSON IN ALL BUT NAME." Sarutobi bellowed. It took four Kage Bushins from Sarutobi to hold back Haku, who had a look of lust on her face.

"Ooohhh, he's a big boy down there, aren't you my husband to be…" Haku said huskily. Naruto on the other hand looked horrified and mentally scarred. He was ok after Sarutobi slapped him out of it. Then Naruto remembered what his Jii-san said about standing down.

Naruto called out, "VONGOLA STAND DOWN." And immediately everyone stopped struggling. The Varia immediately removed their weapons when they saw the Vongola stand down.

Y

Shikamaru asked, "Hokage-sama, why did you not come in before this moment? There were multiple times the Varia could have jumped in easily!"

Orochimaru replied for Sarutobi, saying, "Because we used Itachi as our guinea pig. We were going to have a teamwork test for you but by the time we got to the Uchiha compound, we saw you fight Itachi and Shikamaru here was making a plan to take Itachi down already. Since the teamwork was already shown, we decided to let you go at it. However, Shikamaru, where did you get that lance of yours?"

"I got it from my father, it is a heirloom of ours and I was trained to use it. Now it is my turn to ask you a question," Shikamaru replied, eyes still hard, "why are you allowed here Orochimaru, you're a S rank criminal, along with Itachi and Zabuza!"

"You honestly think I betrayed Konoha?" Orochimaru asked, and then answered, "No, I did not betray my village. This was all part of an elaborate plan to spread our intelligence network out and to find more information about the Vongola and the technologies of the time. In my Village of the Sound, I have set up experiments on the expendable technology found, to see if we can replicate it. I have never done human experimentation without the approval of the people part the experiment knowing what the risks are, Sensei, and the council."

Hinata, asked, "Then why cannot these experiments be done in Konoha if it was ok for you to do so from everyone?"

Kimimaro said quietly, "Young Hyuuga, you are still too naïve. These experiments are on questionable and powerful technology above our time. If the other villages ever found out, we would have been at war and lost. The Village of the Sound, or Oto, was the perfect cover. People would say, "Orochimaru is doing evil experiments on humans!" and not "Orochimaru is doing experiments consented by everyone and on new technologies to help Konoha!" Imagine if we said the former in Konoha. The village would loose its image and in turn loose money. This was a win win for everyone."

"Itachi has woken up."Kakashi stated. Indeed, Itachi was, and he was uber pissed.

"YOU COULD HAVE JUMPED IN AT ANYTIME, BUT NO, I HAD TO GET MY ASS KICKED WITHOUT GOING ALL OUT, AND NOW MY BROTHER IS GONNA HOLD THIS OVER MY HEAD. YE SUCK." Itachi screamed madly.

"You had to admit though; the plan is pretty epic and badass." Kakashi stated. Gai and Lee are still hugging each other. Zabuza fell asleep once Orochimaru started speaking. Danzo was making notes on the skills the Vongola have shown.

Sasuke couldn't hold it in and burst out, "Is my brother guilty of the crime?"

Sarutobi merely stared at Sasuke for a bit, then stated, "No, he is not. However, the real culprit cannot be told about yet. We are not ready to deal with him. Young Vongola, you have done very well for today. Today, you were tested on your teamwork. Tomorrow, you will be tested on your individual skill. Everyone, dismissed!" Sarutobi shushined away to do more paperwork. The Varia disappeared to do their own thing. The Vongola started to leave as well. Shikamaru was going to walk back to Konoha until Hinata's hand held him still. Hinata was at the moment, beyond pissed. That Haku hussy thinks she can take her man? HELL NO! So Hinata needed to work off her rage, and why not work it off on the man who made the plan for her to get her deliberately hurt to make Neji rage?

"So Shikamaru… was the kunai wound part of your plan?" Hinata growled. Shikamaru sighed, for he knew no matter what he said, he could not get out of the beating he was going to receive. Screams filled the sky for a while. At least the plan worked.

A/N: DONE LIKE PIE. Individual testing by the Varia next chapter y'all.

Jarjaxle: It became an epic fight of Vongola vs. Itachi when Sasuke saw Itachi. They were so focused on Itachi and ignored everything else. They trained for years for this moment, so in that moment of stupidity, they went all out on Itachi and gave no notice to everyone else.

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