The first of many Kol and Emma Adventures! I've been talking to two amazing people about these, and the first one if finally done! I do not own anything in this one shot, besides Emma, everything else belongs to their rightful owners.

K&E Adventures 1

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Today had to be the worst day of her human life. It just had to be. There just couldn't be anything worse that could have happened to her. She didn't even know if this could rival anything else that had ever happened to her before now. Not even Kol's attempts at flirting with her.

Caroline had agreed to go on a picnic with Klaus.

And to make it worse, she actually expected Emma to help her find what to wear to said hell of a lunch. If she wasn't the best little sister in the world, she would have been tempted to sabotage this bad excuse for a date just by simply telling her sister that everything in her closest was ugly. She would have put an end to the date right there and then and had dragged to go shopping with her instead.

If only that had worked when she actually did it.

After the closet things didn't work, she had then tried to convince her sister that it was the wrong day, but that hadn't worked since she had the corrected date alerted on her phone. After that She had even tried hiding her car keys, but that hadn't worked since Klaus just picked her up in his own car. Now it was on to plan D with operation 'Ruin Klaus' date with Caroline', and she enlisted some help with this one since this was the last chance she had.

She and her partner in crime were currently hiding behind one of the old trees in the park. In the empty field before them, was her sister and Klaus on their picnic. To some, this might be romantic, but to her? She was not bought. She was not about to let her sister be hybrid food again just because she fell under Klaus' charm finally after weeks of holding out.

The two watched on as the two they were spying on just simply talked and laughed about what ever it was they were talking about. "My brother is such a bore. They're talking about his time in Rome." The boy beside her said out. Emma rolled her eyes at him in annoyance. She didn't invite him along just so he could give them away, she invited him because he was better at the sneaking around thing then she was. "Shush it, Kol. They're going to hear you!" She hissed at him as she shushed him to be quiet.

He simply just shrugged his shoulders at her and chuckled as he watched her spy on their siblings. He bit back his laughter when he saw her face scrunch up in disgust at what ever it was that she was seeing. He glanced over his side of the tree to see Klaus now laid out on his back while Caroline hovered over him and fed him some of the grapes that he had packed for him. Using his vampire hearing, he could hear that Klaus was telling her about the roman's now. "This is getting serious. We need to put a stop to this, like, right now." Emma whispered to him as she took out some black lip stick from her pocket.

Kol watched her curiously as she took off the cap and then drew a line of black under both of her eyes. When she looked at him, she saw his puzzled expression and sighed as she rolled her eyes. "They always do this before a big action scene in movies. I thought that it would be cool." She explained to him in a whisper. "Now, come here. I need to mark you too." She told him as she reached out to grab his face, and he let her only because it meant that her face would be that closer to his own.

His eyes darted to her lips as she concentrated on not getting the lip stick in his eyes or anywhere else it wasn't suppose to be. He made a mental note to himself that she stuck her tongue out when she was focused on something. She was tempted to put it on his lips, but she decided against it because they needed to focus on their plan. She caught that his eyes were lowered, meaning that they were on her lips. She blushed and let him go. "There. All done. Lets, uh, do this." She whispered to him as she slowly went to move away from him.

He thought quick as he grabbed the back of her neck and pulled her back real quick, kissing her lips before she could react. He had let her go before she could even respond to him. He gave her a wicked grin as her cheeks flustered against her better thinking. "A kiss for good luck, right love?" He whispered to her before he turned to get his weapon ready. She had half the mind to slap him for that, but she decided against it simply because that would draw attention that they didn't want right now.

She turned to get her weapon as well. She grinned devilishly, a look that would rival's Kol's own grin, as she held her paintball gun in her hands. She was now, officially, happy that Tyler and Jeremy both bought her a paintball gun for her last birthday party. Luckily, that meant that she had two, which meant that Kol could use one for himself. She glanced at Kol to see him staring at the devise in his hands with a confused expression. "Do you even know how to use that?" She asked him. She rolled her eyes as he shook his head, of course he didn't know how to use a paintball gun.

It could never be that easy, now could it? She should have asked Tyler or maybe even Jeremy to help her with this, but neither of them could out run Klaus, or Caroline for that matter, if that be the situation. Not like Kol could anyways, which was why she had invited him to come along. "Here. Let me show you." She whispered to him as she put down her own gun and slid up behind him. He grinned as she placed her hands over his. "You don't hold it toward yourself, unless you want to shoot yourself, which I don't suggest doing. It hurts, trust me on that." She explained to him.

She was trying to line up the shot, but he noticed that she was off. He tried to aim it correctly, but she just tried to stop him. The two then began fighting over the weapon and bickering on who was right before they accidentally pulled the trigger to the gun. A round of paint balls went off, causing them to gasp as they watched every single one of them hit Klaus directly. Emma gasped as she let go of the gun to cover her mouth in shock.

Kol just laughed his head off until Klaus' eyes locked on the two of them behind the tree. "Kol!" "Emma!" Both him and Caroline had shouted as they got up. Emma panicked as she scrambled to pick up her paintball gun. "Shoot, Kol! Shoot unless you want to die! Again!" She screamed out as she held the trigger, sending a wave of paint balls toward her fuming sister. She paused in her stride and screamed at the mess of paint now covering her.

Kol followed her actions and pulled the trigger to his paintball gun again, now taking full enjoyment of shoot his half brother with little balls of paint. It felt nice to hurt him, if only for a moment when they hit him. "Take that, you-you-you jerk face!" He shouted out happily as he continued to shoot his brother. Emma looked at him with a puzzled expression for just a moment before she bursts into her own laughter.

It wasn't until Emma saw that she was out of paint balls did she realize that Klaus and Caroline were still storming over to them. "Retreat! Retreat, Kol! Retreat!" She screamed as they scrambled back onto their feet. Kol kept shooting to keep them back long enough for Emma to jump onto his back. Their laughter filled the winds as they left their paintball guns and took off before Klaus and Caroline could get to them both.

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Kol didn't stop running until he raced around Mystic Falls at least once before going back to Emma's house. They skidded to a stop as they reached the front door. He gave her a moment to catcher her breath before helping her down from his back and bringing her around so she was facing him. Her blond curls were blown everywhere, making it so they stuck up in odd places. He chuckled as he tried to smooth it down for her, which made her just laugh when he found that it was harder said then done.

Once they caught their breath, they decided to go inside for a glass of water, and to possibly hide out from Klaus and Caroline for a while. They were laughing as Emma smudged the black lip stick on Kol's cheeks playfully. The two didn't even pay attention to their surroundings as they walked into the living room. "Well, don't you two look just chummy." A voice said out to them. They immediately stopped where they were and turned to the room.

Caroline and Klaus was both standing there, not happy and covered in paint, with their arms crossed and their glares locked on the duo who had attacked them in the park. "Crap." Emma breathed out as she shared a look with Kol before turning back to them with the fakest smile of her life. "So, how was the date?" She asked them as if she didn't already know. Kol chuckled under his breath, but said nothing. Klaus and Caroline were not amused and Emma's smile slipped from her lips. "It was worth a shot." She told them with a shrug of her shoulders. They just shook their heads at her, not knowing what to do with them.