Beast Boy was finishing the movie that he and Raven started watching when Raven walked in and said, "Wanna blaze up?"
Beast Boy asked, "Is weed your life?"
Raven said, "You forgot the sex and hanging out with the Titans."
Beast Boy said, "Well, yeah but… the sex? I thought you were a virgin!"
Raven said, "Bitch, please."
She removed her trench coat, she had on a red flannel shirt and a pair of jeans. She said with a lusty tone, "You know you want some of it, BB."
Beast Boy said, "No, Raven. No sex."
Raven revealed a blunt and asked, "Hit this with me?"
Beast Boy said, "I freaking hate tobacco smoke."
Raven said, "This isn't a cigar, this is packed full of purple haze. The good stuff too."
After a long silence, Beast Boy said, "Sure. Where's my lighter?"
10 minutes later…
The bedroom of the RV was filled with the sweet smell of purple haze.
Raven and Beast Boy were on the bed, giggling like idiots.
Beast Boy said, "I… I wonder, what would Rob, Cy, and Star would be like if they blazed up."
Raven pressed herself directly against Beast Boy and said, "We should try to do that tonight, BB.
Beast Boy took a silent moment to enjoy the feeling of Raven's large breasts pressing against his chest.
Beast Boy muttered, "We should try, Rae. We should."
Beast Boy's MP3 player started playing "Purple Haze" and he mentioned, "Rae, this dude's voice in my head keeps singing about purple haze. You hear the voice?"
Raven thought for a second and said, "I thought I was the only one who heard the voice, dude."
Raven said, "Man. This is probably your second time getting lifted."
Beast Boy said, "Yeah, Rae. It is. What 'bout you? How much do you get lifted?"
Raven leaned over, stroked Beast Boy's face and said, "BB, the last time I smoked this much, I made out with a random chick on the bus."
Beast Boy asked, "Oh yeah? When was that?"
Raven said, "Yesterday."
Raven and Beast Boy broke out laughing.
Meanwhile…
Cyborg and Starfire sat outside the RV, enjoying the cool mountain air. They had just gotten several drinks for the crew.
Starfire asked, "Cyborg, what do you think Raven and Beast Boy are doing in the RV?"
Cyborg said, "Probably smoking weed, screwing, or both."
Cyborg pulled out a slim bottle and opened the cap.
Starfire asked, "What is that?"
Cyborg said, "Whiskey."
Starfire said, "You shouldn't be drinking."
Cyborg responded, "You're not my mom."
Starfire muttered, "Because you're gonna be driving."
Cyborg said, "Oh yeah. My bad."
Cyborg put the bottle in his coat pocket, inhaled, and told Star, "Yep. They're smoking. I can smell the Buddha."
After a brief few seconds, Cyborg said, "Star. Something's bothering you. What?"
Starfire shrugged and said, "I worry for Robin."
Cyborg said, "Look. Ecstasy isn't that big a deal."
Starfire said, "No. I meant roaming around with the… Wreckers all over this town.
Cyborg said, "I wouldn't worry. Think about all he's been through, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, the Penguin, Mr. Freeze, the Joker, Slade, just to name a few. Nothing's killed him yet."
Starfire said, "Yeah. But, I'm his girlfriend, I still worry for him."
Robin walked up and said, "Got the key."
Starfire ran up and hugged Robin.
Robin said, "Hey Star."
Starfire said, "I was worried for you. Did a Wrecker harm you?"
Robin said, "No. The Wreckers' leader is my friend. It's the Saints of Anarchy you should be worried about."
Cyborg asked, "Where do we go?"
Robin said, "I'll tell you."
