Disclaimer:: This story is a collaboration of Kairiyin and Miss Hiem, we do not own KH or any of the characters, we do own Mine and Nami, they are our own characters.
2 NOTE:: Mine is pronounced, 'Mee-nay'
-Random Lesson-
Chapter 6:: How to take a road trip...
"Hey Roxas, I need some gel!" Axel said at breakfast, surprisingly everyone from the previous night was there...except Nami. Roxas looked at Axel, who looked like a girl.
"No!" He said, walking away from the table.
"ROOOOOXXXXAAASSSS!!! WAIT!" Axel said getting up and chasing him. Mine and Melxiy looked at each other, and started giggling as if they were sending telepathic messages to each other. They both got up and walked out of the room to get Nami up. When they got to the room the door was already open. They looked in to see that no one was there.
"Where'd she go?" they both asked looking at each other.
"YAY! AXEL" they looked to their left to see Nami and Axel hugging, happily. They gave a quick kiss, as Nami blushed and giggled.
"How is she so hyper this early?" Both girls jumped to see Roxas there behind them.
"The ways of Nami are unknown." Mine answered, as Nami and Axel made their way over, holding hands...Nami leading of course, dragging Axel Behind.
"Mine, Melxiy, Nami!" the group turned around to find Saix chasing after them. He caught up to them, out of breath.
"I need you guys to take Xemnas for a one day road trip." Everyone's jaws dropped,
"What!?"
"Why?" Mine asked. Roxas, and Axel shook their heads vigorously.
"Nu-uh not happening!" Saix looked serious again.
"It's a mission" he said directing it to Nami, who gasped.
"It's a mission!" she said jumping up and down. Everyone stared at the idiot, while Saix grinned.
"Nami, you don't want this mission." Melxiy said grabbing Nami's shoulders holding her bouncing figure down. Nami stopped.
"Why not?"
'Damn it!' Saix thought, 'she's so gullible, she'll listen to them' he suddenly had an idea, and grinned evilly.
"Nami, if you do this mission, I will give you bun bun, Honey senpai's pink bunny from Ouran high school host club." Everyone froze, and looked at him in disbelief.
"You've got to be kidding me, right?" Axel asked, knowing Nami loved the show. Nami gleamed at Saix.
"Really?" he nodded.
"Yes, it's in the car right now." He said holding the car keys to Nami, who grabbed them, and Melxiy's and Mine's arms dragging them towards the front of the castle.
"Wow not a bad ride." Mine whistled looking at the convertible silver Volvo parked there. Nami unlocked the door and pulled out Bun Bun. She started to squee, Mine and 4iz4ns looked at each other.
'He was seriously telling the truth!' Both Mine and Melxiy thought at the same time, coincidently. Nami was hugging Bun bun, when suddenly she felt a hand land on her arm, she slowly turned around to find Xemnas standing over her, with a half empty bottle of sake from the previous night.
"AHHHHHHH!" She screamed, " A DRUNK XEMNAS! NOOOO" She cried as she ran into the car locking the doors. Melxiy picked up the keys off the ground, and unlocked the doors again.
"Leaving the keys on the ground doesn't help you" she got into th car and Mine got into the front next to her. Nami looked at both of them terrified.
"Y-you mean I have to s-sit ne-next to h-h-him?" Melxiy,and Mine looked at each other and nodded once.
"Yeah, sorry called shotgun already" Xemnas crawled into the car next to Nami, who was on the brink of crying.
"Hey ya baby!" Xemnas said to her breathing his disgusting alcohol breath all over her.
"H-help me..." Nami whimpered as they drove off into the distance, ready for a day of complete hell.
Saix giggled to himself, as Roxas and Axel started a new game of Uno.
"Nami! Nami!? Where are you?" Demyx called running out through out the halls. He saw Saix up ahead and quickly ran up to him.
"Saix have you seen Nami?" Saix looked at the poor desperate boy, smirked, and giggled evilly.
"Ohh, I'm SOO bad!" he chuckled darkly, turning and walking away from demyx, who looked terrified.
"OH MY GOD! AXEL!! AXEL! SAIX RAPED NAMI!!" he screamed as he ran the other way towards Axel's room.
Back to the car...
Nami was shaking in the back seat holding a frying pan. Xemnas on the seat next her 4iz4nscious, bleeding from the head. Melxiy driving with shaking her head.
"Oh god..." she said sadly. Mine turned around to face Nami.
"Uhh, where'd you get the frying pan from?" Nami looked up at Mine and blinked a few times. She pulled out her animal crossing pocket, and smiled.
"I thought I explained this last night . TAA –DAA" She said showing it off.
"What?" Mine asked confused.
"Animal instincts!" Nami said pointing at her with her hands like guns, and winking. Mine grabbed the pocket.
"Does it still have the map in it?" she asked. Nami nodded. Mine found it and opened it, to search for the moving names of Roxas and Axel to find where they were. She couldn't find them.
'I wonder what else is on this' she thought as she took a closer look. She gasped.
"Xemnas has his own strip club in the castle!?" She yelled. Melxiy looked at Mine in shock. Her mouth dropping to the floor.
"Does he work there? Or go there for fun?" Nami leaned forward.
"What if he does both?" both girls shuddered from the thoughts that flowed into their minds.
"Or what if he wants you to work there?" She asked in a sort of daze. Mine and Melxiy gasped and glared at her, ready to kill her on the spot. Nami looked at both of them and shook her head.
"Wait, I'm just saying that I found posters all over the castle." She said quickly holding a poster up to show the two of them. They read it and gulped. Nami pulled it back and glanced over it.
"It says that it pays good money." Mine and Melxiy gasped at the thought that Nami might be considering it.
"No, don't do it my innocent little friend." Mine pleaded. Nami looked at Mine with a gleam of hope in her eyes.
"You love me?" Mine shrugged her shoulders.
"Uh well not really but you know." Nami leaned back in her seat.
"Ow, my feelings" She cried quietly, "well at least Axel still loves me..." Melxiy grinned.
"Are you sure that he loves you? What if he's with some bleach blonde tramp right now? Huh what about that?" Nami looked up at her with tears in her eyes.
"Well what if Sora's with Kairi , and ...and yeah their busy with whatever they're doing. Huh? HUH?" Melxiy pulled the car over and turned around.
"WHERE THE HELL IS THAT FRIGGING FRYING PAN??? I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT HERE AND NOW!" Mine sat there calmly, while Nami sunk more into her seat crying now.
"I'm sorry, I-I don't want to die! Please don't kill me!" Xemnas stirred and grunted in his seat. The girls went silent.
"Oh crap, he's waking up!' Mine whispered, they started driving again.
"Oi! Where are we headed?" Xemnas said, his voice thick with sleep. Melxiy looked at Mine who shrugged.
"How the hell am I supposed to know? You're the one who's driving! How can you not know where we're headed, and still be driving?" Melxiy pulled out the map and handed it to Mine, who opened it angrily.
"We're headed to...let me see...CALIFORNIA!?" she shouted surprised. Melxiy groaned.
"Aww I didn't bring my bathing suit!" Xemnas sat up properly.
"Oh! Don't worry about that Saix and I took the liberty of packing you bathing suits and things for you." The three of them gasped.
"Y-you went through our closets?" Xemnas nodded, they all inched away from him.
"Yeah, there a problem with that?" Mine looked at her cloak and shivered, throwing her arms over her chest hugging herself.
"Ahh! I feel so violated!" she screamed. There was a car honking behind them.
"What's that?" Nami asked looking behind them. A black Mercedes drove up beside them and rolled down the window. The person who was driving was...XIGBAR!
"Hey girls! How's it going?" he asked a little less than himself but whatever. The three of them sighed in relief.
"God thank you for showing up! You wanna take Xemnas for a while?" Melxiy yelled to Xigbar. Who just laughed.
"Sorry can't do that, be good now!" he said driving away.
"Dammit!" Mine shouted. Xemnas put his arm around Nami, who squeaked quietly, shaking violently.
"I have to take a 4iz!" he said. Nami looked to Mine and Melxiy, who agreed and let him out. To the side of the road Xemnas staggered and carried his Sake bottle.
"I AM, I LEA-TER OF I, hic OR-MAN-OH-ZASHON, FARTTEEN!!! Eheheheheheh... I said fart... AND I LOVE I LADY MEM-BORS hic CUZZZ, THAY ARE HOTTIEZZ!!!! Yeeeeeuup... thay hic are babez... THAY-R SMALL, BUT THAY-R BOOBIEEEZ ARE GI-NOR-MANS!!!! Whoa... hic yup..." Xemnas sang, loudly, very loudly... Back in the car, Melxiy and Mine looked at each other,
"Wow..." Nami looked down,
"YES THEY ARE!!!" she started bawling her eyes out. Melxiy laughed at Mine.
"Geh... heh, heheheheh... nancy-no-tits..."
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?! YOU, YOU, FLATSY-PATSY!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL?!?! I HAVE BIGGER BOOBS THAN YOU DO!!"
"OH YEAH, YOU MUST OF SAW 'EM IN YOUR BED, WHERE YOUR TOTALLY DREAMING!!!"
"Ooooooooooooo, I was going to say that..." Melxiy whispered angrily.
"X-Xemnaaaaaaaaaaas , your such a peeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrv..." Nami bawled more. Melxiy sat there in deep thought for just a few seconds before she came up with a brilliant idea.
"Mine, lets leave Xemnas here on the side of the road." Mine stared at her for a second.
"Just ditch him?" Melxiy nodded.
"I like it! Lets go!" Melxiy kick the car into gear and sped away from the drunk man on the side of the highway with his pants around his ankles. Nami at the two in the front and tilted to her head to the side.
"What are we doing?"
"Going to California!"
"But aren't we supposed to bring Xemnas?" Melxiy looked at Nami.
"Do you really want that perv to be all up in your space all the time?" Nami shook her head.
Melxiy smiled.
"Good girl, now go to sleep!" Nami looked at Melxiy and Mine sadly then put her head against the window, falling asleep. Xemnas finally pulled up his pants and walking along the highway, the black Mercedes came up beside him and the passenger door flung open.
"Get in!"
"I wanna go to Cali-forni-a!" Xemnas sang out as he got in.
At the beach::
The three girls laid on the lawn chairs soaking up some rays.
"Wow, I am so glad that we totally ditched Xemnas, eh?" Melxiy asked trying to get her self some self credit. Mine looked at her.
"Yeah not to shabby, good work." They all relaxed and closed their eyes. When suddenly two shadows blocked their sun! Melxiy sat up and slid her glasses of her face.
"Um excuse me, but you're blocking our su..." She gasped, causing the other two to turn around.
"Hey, I think you forgot something on the road." Xigbar said pointing to Xemnas who was swaying with a huge stupid grin on his face. The three girls screamed and ran away from the two men. Nami fell to the ground and tried to bury herself in the sand. Mine tried to run away as far as she could, with Melxiy fallowing behind her quickly. Suddenly they fell.
"That's not going to help you." Xigbar said crouching beside them. Each of them just blacked out. Xigbar, picked up Mine, and Melxiy in each arm and carried them over to the car where he dropped them and went to grab Nami, who was also unconscious as well, and carried her and piled her on top of her friends. He turned to Xemnas.
"Let's go" He started the engine and drove out of the beach's boundary towards the portal he created large enough to fit the whole car.
-Class Dismissed-
