America sat in bed watching cheesy romance movies. He had been there for days.
"I will love you for all eternity..."
"LIES!" he threw his dirty sock and a soggy pancake at the TV. He looked at the time. The meeting started in five minutes. He HAD to get up. America groaned and got up, he picked up a random shirt and sniffed it.
"Meh. Still clean." he said as he slipped it on.
"America? Alfred!? *gag* Aye que feyo!" Erika gagged as she walked. America perked up and opened the door. Erika was spraying Ferbreeze everywhere until she saw him.
"Ay dios mio..."
"Hi Corona." he smiled weakly as he buttoned up his shirt. Erika threw a water balloon at him.
"How long has it been since you showered?"
America shrugged, "I dunno. It's been a week and a half since you kissed England...so...eight days?"
Erika tried not to puke, "Well you need a shower."
"No."
"NOW"
