Vrum's Vizard Vheezes

That evening at dinner, Harry and Krum were having an enjoyable conversation about Rumple Stiltskin, an old wizard's tale.

"I vove the vart vhere de guy takes de vaby." Krum laughed.

Harry agreed, this was his favorite part, too! "We are alike in so many ways!" Harry said.

Krum agreed, laughing, "Ve are!" and then he slapped his face. It also stuck, but his was mid-chuckle.

Harry looked down at his plate of food, and realized, with a flooding feeling of panic flowing to his stomach, that it was empty! "MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!" He screeched.

Ron, hearing the cry, looked at Harry in disgust. "Gross…" he muttered to Hermione, who was chewing her stew like a madman, overcome with jealousy at the sight of Harry and Viktor in action.

Krum, being the loving boyfriend that he was, filled Harry's plate until it was heaping with a generous assortment of food.

Harry, seeing the food, yelled, "MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!" So Viktor piled up a few more pumpkin pasties onto his plate.

Delighted, Harry clapped and made an animal-like sound, before he started in on the food.

Since Harry was delighted, Viktor was delighted. Since Harry clapped, Viktor clapped. Since Harry made an animal-like sound, Viktor made an animal-like sound.

Once they had both finished their meals, Viktor said, "Vould you vike to voin me vor a valk at de vake?"

Harry, delighted yet again, clapped even harder than before, and with a grin that matched no other, said, "I'd love to join you for a smooch, DOH! I mean, for a walk by the lake."

Viktor, not being very good at English, fortunately didn't understand the word 'smooch'. Harry sighed. This was going to be a long night.

The walk from the castle to the lake was filled with laughter, tears, and clapping. Once they arrived, Viktor said, "Vould you vike a vour of me vhip?"

Harry, delighted, clapped, "Of course I'll join you, Vikky!"

Viktor, delighted at the sound of his nickname, clapped and squealed in pure joy. "Vet's go!"